that moment when the jumbled letters of your mutuals url finally clicks and you piece together the actual words of their username
Mutuals to sit at the kids’ table with
my aunt and uncle came back from italy last night and today they brought me pastries i feel alive again
I’m off work so it’s time for olympics and seeing possibly hot athletes!!
Words cannot describe how much i Do Not wanna go to work right now
i usually hate canceling plans but boy am i looking forward to bail on these two occasions!!
they’re offering post+ or whatever yet i still have to see blogs that i blocked in my recommended
I just spent the better part of the evenjng talking with my friends about the italy nt, we really will never be over this huh, literally everyone is now in a parasocial relationship eith these players huh
writing papers is so HUMILIATING. why are these grown people with phds in this field making me, a baby year old child, write a stupid and trite paper that will neither interest nor benefit them in any way. what is thee point. just give me a cute little A and let’s all move on!
today i intimidated a men’s barber into cutting my hair??
barber: sorry we don’t do women’s hair here.
(stare at each other for thirty seconds)
barber: I have an appointment free tomorrow at 2?
Women tryna push themselves into everything. There’s a reason he only cuts men’s hair, JFC, sex segregation isn’t a fucking joke it’s there for a fucking reason. Holy shit I’m sick of this shit. Gonna go to a doctor and make him give you a prostate exam for a body part you don’t have just so you can feel included?
God, if aliens exist can they just take me now? I’m over this fucking world. Someone hit the reset button.
girl it’s hair
Joking aside, and as fitting as it would be, I’m gonna be pissed if tumblr gets brought down by copyright lawsuits over monetized supernatural porn
Never mind tumblr will win the suit because the lawyers will search for the content in question and get hit with a fucking “whoopsie we did an oopsie” error message in a court of law