Certainly not a war, if that’s what you’re asking.
almost done with book 2 of atla this shit is crazy. what the fuck goin on in ba sing se
None of y'all Stevens Universes or your She-Ras can even get close to the range of intelectual comedy this image emanates The Total Drama fandom is the funniest thing in this fucking hellsite and I don’t know how they do it.
None of y'all Stevens Universes or your She-Ras can even get close to the range of intelectual comedy this image emanates
The Total Drama fandom is the funniest thing in this fucking hellsite and I don’t know how they do it.
*High Hopes blasting in the background*
AAAARGH, WHAT’S HAPPENING TO MEEEE!!! ARGHHH
*room suddenly becomes spotless*
*bernie 2016 and chapo posters become Live Laugh Love and I’m WIth Her posters*
*mac demarco and burzum vinyls become taylor swift and marvel soundtrack vinyls*
*cigarette smelling beanie cap becomes clean cut fade*
*goodwill clothing becomes business casual wear*
-laughing at buckets
-[S] Rex Duodecim Angelus
-warned you about those stairs bro
-everyone being super chill about hate
-you can’t fight the homestuck
-everyone knew the “midnight crew” song by heart
-typing like the trolls to bother your friends
-who even is this douchebag?
- Dave and Tavros cosplayer’s rap battles
-replacing words/names by troll words (ex: bed - recuperacoon)
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.
this is by far the best compliment ive ever received
I really like fictional couples that actually enjoy spending time with each other. It seems like such a simple, mundane thing. But, often, I see fictional couples who are completely enamored and dramatic and willing to die for each other, which is fine. But like… do they enjoy hanging out? Do they have private jokes and would they be friends even if they weren’t in love? It feels like such a basic thing, but it’s something that I actually don’t see that often. And it feels so refreshing and honest compared to these over-dramatic romeo and juliet-esque romances. Just two people who become good friends and because they enjoy each other’s presence so much it grows into a strong attraction. It feels more real and tangible than two attractive people meeting and “falling in love at first sight” - like, of course, you fell in love at first sight! You’re both supermodels! Sorry, can’t relate.
man I’m like. mostly through season 1 of the magnus archives and it’s so funny like. every episode is just.
jonathan sims: and that’s the story of someone who claims they were terrorized by the Giant Death Fuck Beetle. personally, I don’t believe it. not enough evidence. anyway, here’s something weird: we never followed up on this person’s case and they were found dead 3 days later, with the words “ANOTHER PERSON KILLED BY THE GIANT DEATH FUCK BEETLE” carved into their chest and beetle slime covering the room. eerie stuff. guess we’ll just never know. jonathan out