lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive
This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)
I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH
My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing
Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep
ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.
I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.
GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
team 7 watching kakashi interacting with a human woman:
they’re the fucking worst god damn imagine being kakashi and trying to have a sex life. imagine buying condoms at 2am and you’re paying at the register and look out the window and there are these 3 tiny ninja faces pressed against the glass wearing the shocked pikachu expression as the store owner slaps the condoms into your palm
what goes around comes the FUCK around, naruto
hey no offense guys but WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW! STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG. ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL, WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAG! (ghRAGH) BUT FREeEAKY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE, SO IT’S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME!
Ok….the initial reactions to these episodes are seriously concerning me, so in case you all completely misunderstood the episode somehow, here is a recap:
Pink was upset about the Diamonds, so she ranted to her good friend and Pearl. Due to being a super powerful Diamond, her rant was so powerful she unintentionally hurt her Pearl in the process, badly. It traumatized her so much that simply fixing her gem wasn’t enough to “erase” the damage.
White took the Pearl away and gave Pink a new one, treating the situation as any reasonable mom would if their daughter broke their favorite toy. But Pink Pearl was much more than Pink’s favorite toy - she was a close and dear friend. And Pink herself was deeply traumatized by the damage she herself caused, so much so that her entire personality changed. When CG Pearl met her, she no longer threw tantrums. She was probably too afraid to, too horrified by what had happened last time.
So please, for the love of all that is good, STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW PINK IS AWFUL. You guys are freaking me out…the point of the episode wasn’t that Pink was awful, it’s that what she did was awful, and the Pearls needed to come to terms with that.