Stephen: We’ve got to work on your cursing.
Y/N: Why? I’m pretty good at cursing already
Stephen : I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Y/N: That’s 200%.
Stephen : I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
Stephen : Can you keep a secret?
Y/N: Well, I’m good until I meet the next person.
Y/N, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Stephen , sick of Y/N’s shit: They weren’t wrong.