okay but while we’re at it, the nun that comes to maria’s defense definitely has a confusing crush on her. “maria makes me laugh” “when i’m with her i’m confused out of focus and bemused and i never know exactly where i am” “SHE’S AN ANGEL” these are not straight things to say sister
how do you catch a cloud and pin it down? with ur THIGHS, sister.
On the one hand, it’s obviously wrong to girlbossify the ex wives of billionaires and all. On the other hand I really want to see the trifecta completed and the resulting chaos of Grimes dumping Musk
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You know what I love?
I mean don’t get me wrong the loud ones are great too but there is something so poetic about the quiet ones.
Like when a kid hides a pride flag in their room or paints their stuff the colors because they know if its not rainbow their parents won’t know what it means.
or when someone hides a binder in their backpack to change into and out of at school, “plus school takes up most of the time I can bind anyway”
The kids that are never deadnamed at school but in front of their family their classmates will never betray them.
The kids that have secret blogs
the kids that have secret lives
because you simply cant live in a world without some of you in it.
Kids that all flock to the one with supportive parents
the kids that sneak out to pride festivals with their friends
the kids that are secretly themselves
the kids that are secretly heroes
and those secret silent rebellions
keep it up.
The world is so much better with you in it.
me to all the people who pay me to do their homework or copied off my tests in school: since labor is entitled to all it creates actually that’s OUR degree
6 PAPERS IN THREE DAYS
5 95S AND A 100
CAN’T PLAY SPORTS BUT I CAN STILL PLAY THE GAME
yugi: *draws a card*
me: it’s gunna be dar-
yugi: DARK MAGICIAN
Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.
*goes to get fortune read*
*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*
But this deadass happened in the show though
wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?
From what I remember yes it actually was
the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:
- The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
- the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
- this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
- a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf
- a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
- an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
- an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group
- a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
- a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
- A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats
And the optional:
- Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game