Luther and Diego collaborated on this post
Reginald raising a kid is still funny because he’s a good dad for some stuff and awful dad for other like
Klaus: Dad, I’m pansexual.
Reginald: Self exploration is always an interesting journey, number four. Good for you.
Klaus: Dad, I want to make friends.
Vanya: I’d like to play violin.
Reginald: Music will always be the vector to a healthier life, Number Seven. Sure you can.
Vanya: Also I’d like to hang out with my siblings.
Five: can I write my math equations on my bedroom walls?
Reginald: the mind is a prison and your hands are the keys. Of course, number five.
Five: Can I use the powers you’ve been training me in?
Diego: Dad, I want to throw knives at Luther during training today
Reginald: Go right ahead, number two. Practicing on moving targets is extremely beneficial.
Diego: can I lead the mission today?
Diego: Dude, what?
Klaus: Are you dead?
Diego: What?… Oh! Right!
more thoughts on diego, both comicverse and showverse: he can hold his breath indefinitely and sometimes I’m pretty sure he just forgets to breathe. Like u know u when you hold ur breath by accident? Like he does that and he just doesn’t stop holding it for a while. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize, he just starts breathing again randomly when he talks or something. I’m sure it’s SO creepy and he doesn’t even realize
Diego: *DEEP INHALE*
Diego: Today’s show is sponsored by Knife.
Diego: Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a whole in another thing? Use Knife!
Diego: Have one thing and want it to become two smaller things? You could try Saw. Saw sometimes works.
Diego: But other times, you need Knife!
with this blade i protect my lesbian mutuals
with this blade i protect my trans lesbian mutuals
I Love You
i see yall not reblogging the second part. know that im going for your throats.
WITH THIS BLADE I WILL PROTECT MY NONBINARY LESBIAN MUTUALS
YOO I HAD THIS SAME THOT
Five and Diego being my favorites in TUA is kind of hilarious because it’s like
one of them is a brash boy whose mom makes him smiley face pancakes and one is a jaded, stone-cold badass who could kill you a thousand different ways and it’s not the one you think it is
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mystique.
A certain technopath with the STRIKE team sent me a message saying you needed some help with some training, and getting some information about this universe.
I also have an expertise working with enhanced individuals. Let me know when you’re available and I can help you.
Depending on how down to brass tacks you want to get, I also love working with knives, guns, bombs, improvised weapons, improvised explosives, espionage….the works.
I would appreciate that
When Diego said he liked Patch because of her cute butt and legs it was because Five was staring at him so pointedly while clutching Delores and Diego was just trying to make it explicitly clear that he had no intentions of making a pass at his wife by listing things she lacked
IN THE SCENE IN THE BOWLING ALLEY
A further reading of the screen
Diego (who’s score you cant see)
5 (who’s score you can’t see)
Allison (who’s score is, possibly, 40/48?)
Klaus (who has a whopping 2 points)
Luther (who’s score is 13)
Also their team name is The Umbrella Team
If you look at the individual turn frames themselves you can see that Diego’s score is 12 or 14 and 5’s is 21
I can’t believe that Allison is better at bowling than everyone… including Diego who’s powers, arguably, give him an advantage dfghjkgfdhj