I wanna live in the mushroom houses in Pixar’s Onward
I wanna live in the Onward usiverse in general
tired almond M&M’s
Confused ego waffle
Discontent reeces puff
Stressed Chili Ramen
Irritated Tuna Salad
tired slim jim 😂😂
Happy Nutella. I know but I am really happy right now. @hopelessromanticspoonie knows why.
Drained Dorito, here to stare listlessly into the void with you.
One Crampy Oreo, at your service
Tired mac n cheese
Burnt Out Corn Wrap XD
Run Down Cupcake reporting for duty.
Anxious Salad 🥗
Confused trail mix
Fired up peanut butter
Unsettled Thin Mint 😂
Everybody reblog with your quarantine nickname. I’m malaised poptart
Hungry tapioca pudding
ONWARD IS COMING TO DISNEY PLUS ON APRIL 3RD
I CANT WAIT
Shy smooch ♡♡♡
(Spoilers for the Quest of Yore book)
Something else I found out reading this, Barley draws. Like, a lot. He’s actually pretty good at it?? Reading it we can find some of his goofy little doodles;
But something that stuck out to me was his page about Guinevere, the last line specifically;
“I scoured for parts and put my heart into every last lug nut and brush of paint.”
This could either mean:
A. Barley painted his car himself and genuinely likes to paint/draw/doodle.
B. There is no B. You can’t convince me he’s not an artist in some shape or form. Am I supposed to sit here and believe that line means he just watched someone else paint it?? I don’t think so.
Do you know what that means? He’s one of us. He probably draws fanart of things he loves and has ocs of his own.
Excuse me while I cry-
Ok but that part in Onward where the boys end up back where they started, and Ian storms off. Leaving Barley desperately searching the fountain for the Phoenix Gem, not only cause he wants to bring his dad back, but he also wants to prove he’s not a screw-up. But then the construction-workers try to make him leave, so he climbs up and just desperately clings to the top, because at this point, he doesn’t know what else to do..
MY NAME IS GODDAMN BECDEC
Holy shit….. join the club because my name is fuckin Haymay
But I’m already a gremli-
Okay, next. Where’s the Elve version?
Spies in Disguise was… really fucking good??? And funny and heartfelt??? With a surprisingly mature anti-war message, along with an additional great message about how weird and outlandish ideas are the best case scenario sometimes and should be encouraged?? Tom Holland’s character has an emotional support animal and watches K-Dramas and is never belittled or mocked for either??? This fucking Pigeon Smith movie is the chaotic good flick we needed AND deserved
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS ICONIC POST IN SCREENSHOTS
ITS ON MY DASH NOW
Onward comes out in EXACTLY. TWO. MONTHS. FROM NOW.
Just two more months, you guys!!
Okay guys, I’m calling it now…
John Ratzenburger is gonna play this dude in Onward.
Edit: I was wrong; he is gonna be played by Mel Rodriguez. I still can’t to see who John plays, though.
LOOK AT HEEEERR!!!