I can’t believe someone on Twitter said Ranboo has the ugliest skin on the SMP when Dream and Quackity’s skins exist
the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like
as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?
damn man got ur ass kicked
love to purchase items but at what cost
are you running fucking 8 bit tumblr? is this a screenshot of a dsi? this screenshot looks like someones first attempt at minecraft pixel art.
This took me like 45 minutes, please reblog it
I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.
If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”
What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”
It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work
In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment”
“you know what? Fuck this. Fuck you” but instead of being followed by a bad take, it just keeps going
You know what? Fuck this. Fuck you. I’ve fucking had it. I can’t take this anymore. Fuck off. In all honesty, I’ve had enough. Fuck everyone. I’m at my goddamn limit here. I’m about to snap. Everyone shut up. Here’s a hot take: fuck it. I’m done with everything.
would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”
NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
my favorite little fruit <3
ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???
U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????
THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?
STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII
THIS IS PARSLEY
THIS IS BASIL
AND THIS IS MINT
WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!
ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Here’s proof of what I mean:
THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!
ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car
my god how could I forget that one
food that pops
shits too smooth it scares me