I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.
EXCEPT
If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”
What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”
It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work
In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment”
“you know what? Fuck this. Fuck you” but instead of being followed by a bad take, it just keeps going
You know what? Fuck this. Fuck you. I’ve fucking had it. I can’t take this anymore. Fuck off. In all honesty, I’ve had enough. Fuck everyone. I’m at my goddamn limit here. I’m about to snap. Everyone shut up. Here’s a hot take: fuck it. I’m done with everything.
Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
I thought this was a Ted talk
#isnt that bee abuse #a-bee-use#even #did she buy a jeep just to put bees in it #is she rich??? #why is she wasting a jeep like that #WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A JEEP #if she doesnt live in the fucking mountains shes a douche in my eyes that is the WORST CAR
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Here’s proof of what I mean:
THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!
ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car
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