I drink all this goddamn water and for what. Just to piss? This planet is a prison
My landlady tied flyers so I was going to bother her… But she quit it soon and laid down, then I decided to take a mount position! I have to take a rarely advantage.
Hey! Treat me preciously! OK!?
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.
Some of them are catching on!
Others are…not 😂
I kind of feel bad for how seriously some people are taking this (one person suspects I’m in a cult)
Let’s see how long before the post gets taken down
The devil works hard but reddit mods work harder
so i decided to look more into Tumblr’s latest bad idea, the +Post subscription service, and I’d like to share with you my favorite bit of bad decision making:
absolutely incredible. we can steal the entire content of the post just by copy-pasting the post itself in a reblog. both original and stolen content in one entity. post-modernism. absurdist. ceci n'est pas une original content.
“This is a tapestry I made myself! I just finished it!”
“…. this is…. big.”
“Eighty feet long, ten high, in forty panels! It was originally going to be sixty feet, but then the Thomas Malory Arthuriana got big and I had to put more stuff in.”
“… Malory published in the fifteenth century.”
“Do you have any idea how long it takes one person to embroider eight thousand square feet of tapestry?”
“You’ve had a lot of free time in the last eight hundred years, haven’t you?”
“Not once I took up embroidery as a hobby, no!”
“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”
mythbusters was so good because it wasn’t a killjoy show. they didn’t just say “see, it doesn’t work” and leave it there
whenever they find that the stunt doesn’t work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask “what would it take to make this happen?”
“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”
Some myths I’ll always remember:
* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)
* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?
* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?
I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they “failed.” Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn’t matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON’T CHASE YOU.
And each time, they reacted with just… pure glee. “Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!”
And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it’s information.
id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd “rather die than smoke loud before noon.” before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh
PSA: all pet ERs are completely full and wait times are easily 4-6 hours minimum. Even at urgent care we often have to block new patients from coming in as it’s impossible to get everyone seen with the limited staff and time we have.
I strongly recommend NOT taking your dogs to any dog parks or off leash areas this summer to avoid lacerations, dog bites and other trauma. Yes: we see those all the time. My dogs don’t go to dog parks. This will also minimize kennel cough.
Do not feed them any human food or switch food suddenly.
Make your appointments for follow up on chronic conditions with your primary now if you will need meds or follow ups in September timeframe.
Tick removal is not a technically challenging task. Google it.
Get your dogs on all appropriate preventatives. Lyme disease is something we see often too.
Clip your dogs nails every once in a while or they will break them at some point. (I’m guilty of this too)
Lastly, don’t be a dick. We are doing the best we can in an unprecedented caseload. This job is very hard, but we are still here and still care about your pets. Rudness and entitlement are absolutely not OK.
Copied & Pasted from Facebook: Anastasiya Mia
“C'mon Olympians it’s bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!”
wtf is the “weight of one person”?
they’re acting like some of the athletes aren’t 95lbs and others 300lbs+
Yeah, you bring a good point. I know weighlifters and other fat athletes get treated like shit on the daily, but this is excessive
this is completely fake btw. these beds are intended to be recyclable and can hold up to 440lbs/200kg. there are no reputable outlets reporting on this “anti-sex” beds and the only ones that do are citing the tweet above. here’s another article disproving it like yes fat athletes get treated like shit and it’s important we talk about it but this whole anti sex bed thing is 100% untrue lol
hey abled people if you have friends with chronic pain you need to be making a concious effort to accommodate them. you need to be taking breaks so that they can take a break. do you know how humiliating it can be to make the whole group stop becsuse you had to ask for a break from walking? take the pressure off of them
ableds need to shut the fuck up on this post I hate you all so much