When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died
The four you the next week
On this day in 1975, the Soviet Union’s Venera 9 spacecraft landed on the surface of Venus. It snapped this photo of Venus during its 53-minute mission on the planet’s surface, one of the first photos sent back from the surface of another planet.
Haha… I’m screwed, it’s currently 5:56am and I have school at 8:00am.
Late night toke, it’s currently 2:58 AM
This highly scientific two-step word search predicts what you’re getting for Christmas with astounding accuracy.
romantic soap…..Classy Lubricant…. wtf XD
fragile genes ?????
Mine made sense: a grotesque Crockpot.
Impressive Vampirism…. As opposed to just average or mediocre Vampirism?
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
They actually call them differently in some places, just saying…
Flooded ruins at Angkor
On the other hand, I picked up a quarter of some delicious Purple Urkle. #Quarter #PurpleUrkle #Indica #Strain
I have really sad news Blades… My swirly spoon pipe faced it’s destiny earlier tonight 😔 R.I.P
White people when an epidemic of racist police violence is brought to their attention: Eh, it’s nothing to get all worked up about.
White people when a Seth Rogen movie gets cancelled: FREEDOM IS DEAD, THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON, AMERICA MEANS NOTHING ANYMORE BECAUSE I WONT GET TO SEE THE FUNNY MAN MAKE THE JOKES ABOUT ASIANS, RIP AMERICA, THIS IS LIKE LIVING IN NAZI RUSSIA.