@eat-trash-and-have-fun

the-earl-of-toilets:

That’s illegal sir

isentyoumytbhkmemeplzrespond :

jshk-memes :

what do you want to be when you grow up? 🤔

Reblogging this again because yes

Incorrect quote

hanakokunstories :

eat-trash-and-have-fun:

Teru: Where’s Kou?

Yashiro, remembering that Kou got his head stuck in a tuba after Teru told him to leave it alone, and that she’s supposed to cover for Hanako and Mitsuba as they frantically work together to free Kou’s head from the tuba: Who’s Kou?

Kou always has to be the victim- 😂

F for Kou

F 

Teru: Where’s Kou?
Yashiro, remembering that Kou got his head stuck in a tuba after Teru told him to leave it alone, and that she's supposed to cover for Hanako and Mitsuba as they frantically work together to free Kou's head from the tuba: Who’s Kou?

Tsukasa: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
Sakura: A dentist
Yashiro: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Sakura: Michelangelo painted this.
Natsuhiko: I'm not stupid, Sakura. I know the Ninja Turtles aren't real.

Sakura: Can you turn on the lights?
Natsuhiko: I don't have to. You're the only light i need in my life.
Sakura: I can't fucking see

isentyoumytbhkmemeplzrespond:

One reblog and I’ll rewatch TBHK

This the last one for today

pls help i cant stop

Why do i keep making these

I made another text post

Text post meme

Hanako: Why did the chicken cross the road
Kou: Why
Hanako: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock
Kou: *sighing* who is it
Hanako: the chicken
Kou:
Hanako:
Kou:
Hanako:
Kou: I won't punch you . . . under one condition
Hanako: . . . What?
Kou: Go say that joke to Teru

*on the phone*
Natsuhiko: hey
Killer: I see you
Natsuhiko:
Killer:
Natsuhiko:
Killer:
Natsuhiko: Do I look good?

Look at these cuties

Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 people

Damn can’t believe i was tagged by @hananeneheaven guess ill do this lol

1.- Name: Zoe

2.- Nickname: none

3.- zodiac sing: Virgo

4.- Heigh: 5’7′’

5.- Languages: English and a little french

6.- Nationality: american

7.- Favorite season: Winter

8.- Favorite Flower: crocus vernus

9.- Favorite scent: vanilla

10.- Favorite color: mint and lavender

11.- Favorite animal: axolotl salamander

12.- Favorite fiction character: Im gonna have to go with Link from LOZ for nostalgic reasons

13.- Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: COFFEE

14.- Average amount of sleep: 8 hours

15.- Dogs or cats: Cats

16.- Number of blankets you sleep with: usually 3-4

17.- Dream trip: idk, Somewhere quiet and relaxing

18.- Blog established: I had a quotev blog in like 6th grade

tumbl19.- Followers: shockingly 86

20.- Random fact: I want to be a librarian someday

Tag 20 people:

@isentyoumytbhkmemeplzrespond @waifuparadox for sure and idk who else so ima just not do the rest lol 

Hogwarts houses tbhk characters would be in

Gryffindor: Kou, Teru, 

Ravenclaw: Sakura, Mitsuba, Satou, Aoi, Tsuchigomori, Shijima

Slytherin: Amane, Tsukasa, Akane, Yako, Mokke

Hufflepuff: Natsuhiko, Yashiro, Yokoo, lemon, Mirai

Me: *sees Aidairo's art*
Me: time to listen to phantom of the opera

Kidnapper [on the phone]: If you can get me $10,000 within the next 24 hours, I'll give you your little friend back.
Natsuhiko [tied up]: Ten thou- YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?
Kidnapper: i
Natsuhiko, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-
Sakura [on the other line]: shut the fuck up

Hanako: Dont worry, i have a few knives up my sleeve
Yashiro: I think you mean cards
Hanako, pulling out 3 knives from his sleeves: I absolutely do not

protect mitsuba from the simp

Kou is kind of adorable in this chapter ngl

more-incorect-quotes :

satisfactory-days :

thescientificviolist :

kitten–aesthetics :

uie :

fuwaprince :

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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

keep yourselves safe!

I love you all so much, please stay.

she kinda wife tho

hanako: do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet
Yashiro: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life
Tsukasa: dont worry there will come a time when its not
Yashiro: even worse thanks

Tsukasa: we have your son
Yashiro: i don't have a son
Tsukasa: then who threatened to exorcise me with some fucking stick?
Yahiro: shit- YOU HAVE KOU

Tsukasa: I truly believe water solves all of our problems.
Tsukasa: Dehydrated? Drink some water
Tsukasa: Want clear skin? Drink some more water
Tsukasa: Need to rid yourself of an enemy? Drown them
Sakura: .......
Tsukasa: *Eye brow raise* Am I wrong?
Sakura: Only morally

Aoi: I love murder mysteries
Akane: *trying to impress her* I've been a suspect in, like, four murder mysteries