Peter: *sees Stephen and Tony holding hands* So who confessed?
Tony: I did, and I kept it short and sweet.
Stephen: Short and sweet?
Stephen: You got drunk one night, came into my bedroom and yelled; “listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me too so it’s about goddamn time we acknowledged them”
Tony: Exactly. Like I said, short and sweet.