ladyknightthebrave said: Regular sick or bad sick? You doing ok?
rapid onset fever and coughing. so, y’know, she’s quarantining in the spare room. i’m fine, just working too much.
my sister is sick. a rough night.
just saw ina garten’s quarantine cocktail post and goddamn
It feels so surreal that I have to keep going to work and paying rent and stuff while the world is on fire
This apocalypse sucks. I was promised more motorcycles.
Really vibing with that one Ursula K. Le Guin quote about “the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain” on this fine Sunday morning in this the foul year of our Lord 2020
If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
I’m tired and I though op was threatening to date everyone on tumblr
spending all my money on mincing mockingbird postcards because why the fuck not
Truly I love it
AirBnB is allowing people to cancel reservations as a result of Covid-19 travel restrictions and the rats are screaming as their ships sink under the smothering weight of *checks notes* refunding people for cancelled reservations during a global pandemic.
The twitter landlord-turned-bed and breakfast owner fandom is aghast as they scurry to start a class-action lawsuit and this is hopefully winding up for some Serizawa-style “let them fight” action.
i have been asking customers to respect social distancing requirements all goddamn day and what do i get for it??? a 5 minute lecture on how Chinese scientists in “Woo Town” designed the Coronavirus to kill Hong Kong protesters and all Chinese people with A type blood (???????) but now it’s out of control because despite being smart enough to DESIGN A DOOMSDAY VIRUS they were foolish enough to warn people about the impending lockdown of the province they were using to grow the virus so 5 million Chinese teenagers fled the country and coughed on people PURPOSELY. it’s true, mr. p****** tells me. it’s on the internet.
1. there will be a mass mailing in the coming days with “president” t’s coronavirus tips. i’m not fucking with you. we’ve seen a preview. consider it a single sheet of TP from the white house to your household.
2. we employees were reminded that we are essential. if our state governments shut shit down we are still to report to work – unless we are sick. if we are sick we are to stay the fuck home. but otherwise we are to be ready to leap into the fray.
3. and that’s because the post office is essential, you know? it’s vital. it’s an absolutely necessary entity to keep goods and information flowing in these uncertain times, to keep the nation together. we’re VITAL.
4. could’ve fucking fooled me when the republicans were talking about privatizing and selling us to the highest fucking bidder, but hey.
WA appears to be getting some kind of stay at home order. What are the specifics though Inslee……what are they…….
i’m writing plague postcards now. writing the date and a snippet of my life and sending it out to a friend or family member. it’s a pretty good time. i have a roll of postcard stamps.
someone in our office is confirmed to have had contact with a person who tested positive for covid 19. that employee is in quarantine now. we are all just… waiting. no one knows what happens now.