i am once again begging you to watch taskmaster on youtube
I 100% THINK YOU SHOULD SUE and babe i will be there and testify as a witness or something idk how it’ll work but i got ur corner damnnnnn and i hope you get justice and some nice compensation by way of hair ruffling tokensssssssssss tbf imho tim was the best part of the irregulars i wasnt really digging the series but i physically screamed when he came on screen i’ve had a low key crush on him since about 2009 and he was cute af in art which i saw in 2017 (he’s also v sweet in person) but ngl i was NOT expecting this i’m still kind of mindblown that the get up and aesthetic suits him so well like honestly we need soooo much more victorian key and also i reALLY HOPE HE KNOWS HE IS HOT THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
ted talk WISHES they had this kind of content
[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Staring worriedly into the camera, Alex Horne sings, “Greg, Greg Davies. I genuinely wish I was your son.” Later, Greg Davies says, “For the record, I would like it known that I would’ve had to have had Alex when I was nine.” End ID.]
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.
she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character
ok but real talk now: noone is talking about how fkn attractive tim key was in the irregulars my man was SIZZLING like damn the hair the period fit excuse me it was actively very very rude and i cannot believe he has done this
right?? RIGHT???? it’s not EVEN FUNNY anymore
this man shows up with his hair like this knowing fully well we can’t run our fingers through it how is this even legal
and the costume design team has tHE NERVE to make a belly aperture on his coat CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS
For people who immediately wondered what the enby flag would look like if it was how he was suggested, like I did!
i love it, actually
I’m willing to use the indigo nb flag if everyone does
queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey
queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange
and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?
joe thomas perpetually looking like he is either a) dissociating b) about to have a panic attack or c) going to throw up while on stage in taskmaster is genuinely THEE mood
d) trying very hard to understand wth is going on
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
Anyone gonna mention how this guy actually preformed live with Carly Rae Jepsen?
I’m gonna scream is2g
I was thinking of reblogging this again just because the original video is still amazing, but then I see the second video and lost my mind. The upgraded fan, the body glitter, the sheer fact that he got to do this with the actual singer.
The mashup you never thought would work
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this
My mouth legitimately just dropped open….
I didn’t ask for this
This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔
Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours