Trans & NB folks, reblog and tag what your name would be if you chose your name from your favorite movie’s protagonist. my name would be bill, which im glad its not lol
everyone in this whole country is an idiot
On December 12th please VOTE LABOUR to GET THE TORIES OUT and SAVE THE NHS!
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Don’t like telling people how to vote but ughhh. This
the thing about That Thing from fullmetal alchemist is it happens like episode five? So while it’s not like u don’t expect the show/manga to be disturbing at times given the premise,,,, things are just like cranked up ten gears before we’re done with set up! ur getting used to the vague anime body horror and then HOLY FUCK!! AN ATROCITY
DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog
DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal
Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings
this was a long undertaking but i’m beyond excited to post what i believe is the most comprehensive daemon-finding quiz to date, featuring 34 categories of animals and 285 total possible outcomes! from insects to owls to seals to wild cats, you’re sure to find a unique result that fits your personality.
tag or comment what your daemon would be! :) mine’s a cocker spaniel!
EDIT: the quiz has two parts, the category which this post links to (34 options), and then the specific animal within that category (5-15 options) which you’re linked to once you get your result!
Okay, no surprises here. As previously discussed, I’ve got big coyote energy….
I did a very quiet gasp. I fucking love dholes. I think they’re the most beautiful animal, I love that Kipling called them The Red Killer in the Jungle Book because uhhhh the Drama and, you know, people frequently call me a d-hole, so really this all tracks. This is a Good Quiz.
Look at that funky little baby I love it.
I’m not even 20, sorry
I’m not even 20, sorry
oh also didn’t wanna add this on the last post bc I feel like I already went too off topic and I feel bad for op but uuuuh queer cosmere folk you might wanna just block user ‘leks@-wi//in’ (@ for a and / for l) rather than bothering to counter their arophobia, they’ve clowned on a couple of my posts before and seem to just be against any kind of rep/hc that isn’t whitestraightcisalloneurotypical so
edit: ‘seem’ was giving too much credit they’re a bigot let’s be real
i know Kaladin’s romance repulsed and listen–i get all the reasons why they wouldn’t be good together (mainly bc Shallan doesn’t deserve Kaladin–that’s real talk). but like. remember how Kaladin and Shallan literally bonded over their emotional trauma through puns? because that should’ve been endgame
Is he romance repulsed though? He’s had two canon crushes and at least one relationship. But I totally agree about the puns.
serious question, what’re the two crushes? at the end of Oathbringer he realized his feelings for Shallan were platonic and I don’t remember any others
Let me amend that: one canon crush (Laral, the citylord’s daughter when they were kids) and whatever his feelings were for Shallan. I guess I’m so deeply entrenched in Shalladin that I view the “I don’t love her she reminds me of someone” line as denial. Now that you point it out, aro or at least demi Kaladin is a totally plausibile interpretation. Correct me if I’m wrong, but even the Laral thing can be seen as high aspirations (wanting to move up in the world by marrying a lighteyes woman like Laral) rather than overt romantic interest.
Ahh, Laral! Can’t believe I forgot about her. I’m glad you can understand the interpretation of Kaladin as arospec- there’s a reason he tends to really resonate with aromantic people, myself included.
His feelings for Laral can absolutely be interpreted as social climbing, like you said, or even just misinterpreting platonic feelings for romantic ones as with Shallan. That’s a common aro experience.
to add to the romance repulsion: remember when he describes feeling ‘nauseous’ to see shallan and adolin being mushy? yeah. As long as you thought he liked her it made sense as jealousy but as soon as you realise he Doesn’t… that’s repulsion babey!
(especially when you add in the line ‘he liked them, just not together’) ?? idk the exact quote shhh
Also when Syl points out that girl making eyes at him, I forget the exact quote but when he starts thinking about it someone asks if he’s okay or remembering something bad? So I always infer he’s making a grossed out face lmao.
In terms of Laral, I don’t actually think there’s anything that says it’s inherently romantic rather than an arranged relationship/childhood friendship. Kaladin also refers to her to Syl as ‘the girl I never would have married’ (or smth like that), which feels to me like another step on the journey towards realising he’s not into shallan and being firm with Syl that he doesn’t need that.
Of course there’s Tarah, but fucking hell if that wasn’t the least alloromantic love scene I’ve ever read.
queer people come in two types either we wear baggy clothes and look like we’re not trying (jn a GOOD and very fashion way), and own a curated variety of hoodies and jean jackets, or we’re like allergic to jeans and probably own either a corset, a petticoat, or five inch platforms
if etsy could be a little harsher on the dd/g crap that shows up in every search u do on their site even with ‘-mature’ included (which they say shld exclude that stuff if it’s properly tagged)………………. i’d like that, ya know
looking at the notes, it seems like we have two more contenders!
- Vin (dating Elend, who may have high INT but has very low WIS)
- Shallan and Adolin (moron4moron)
notable morosexual characters in the cosmere (feel free to add on)
- Blushweaver (attracted to Lightsong)
- Mare (married to Kelsier)
- MeLaan (dating Wayne)
and most committed of all to morosexuality:
- Elizandra Dramali (dating Allomancer Jak)
I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.
I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like
“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”
The 5 finnish dudes bring him home with them. The next day, the chinese dude wakes up on the couch with a mighty hangover. He turns on the TV and for the first time in his life sees Moomintroll. Instant spiritual bonding experience. Overcome with emotion, he begins to sing an ode to Snufkin in a high clear tenor voice. The 5 finnish dudes hastily call their live-in wise old mentor. “Yes,” says the mentor after watching chinese dude for a few minutes. “The prophecy was true. This is the chosen one. This man…will be our 2020 Eurovision act.”
“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“
This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.
I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important
Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row.
nanowrimo more like nah no write more