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There was that deleted scene in COTBP where Pintel said he used to date a eunuch.
So compromise? Gay uncle and nephew duo who use their last brain cells to wreak havoc on the seven seas?
btw this isn’t disney saying they’re related just to “no homo” their relationship, it actually was a backstory that the actors worked out themselves (and they also gave them first names)
“Absolutely! I’m his uncle, it was like he was like my sister’s kid, and that was what we played. You know, basically, is that I was Uncle Abner. He was Terry Ragetti, I was Abner Pintel. We just created our own backstory to give us a reason why we would do some of the silly things, you know. And then we shared half a brain, right? The characters are not the smartest dudes, so that was part of it as well.”
gay uncle and nephew duo is absolutely correct though
I feel like we’re really skipping over the part where they were seriously abused by the navy to the point that being pirates was the better choice.
I mean, that was pretty par for the course back then for a LOT of men.
I’m sorry the wither skeleton did what to you Tango?
Warning: Suggestive (but if I put it in the tags the post gets hidden)
[Transcript: (Tango and Zedaph have found one of their named wither skeletons after thinking it was dead.)
Zedaph: So Hungy didn’t die, I heard some pain, and he fell through the wall.
Tango: (killing Hungy) Woo! Hungy gave me head- wait what?
Zedaph and Tango: (burst out laughing)
Tango: We’ll just edit that part out!
Zedaph: Ohh-kay, anyway!
Zedaph: Did you just receive a wither skull?
Tango: I did! An item dropped on the floor, and I picked it up.
Zedaph: (cackling) Ohh, my goodness!
Tango: (laughing) Words… words are hard.
Zedaph and Tango: (still laughing)
Zedaph: Oh I’m ruined!
Tango: Can’t believe I said that! Alright, while this is cracking up over there…
Zedaph: Oh! Okay, okay, professionalism, professionalism.
Tango: Alright hold on now…
Hey everyone, I’m going to try my best to make this as short as possible but I’ve been off here most of the time because of my health the last two days. I was put on an antidepressant for general anxiety and a stronger anxiety medication to help with my panic attacks a little before thanksgiving since I was not handling the holidays well at all with mom and dad dead and dealing with everything else this year. The other day I wasn’t feeling well and was sweating and very pale and weak and my manager sent me home. I was able to get my rental finally (thank you all SO very much for your help!) but wasn’t comfortable driving with how I felt so a friend took me home and their partner went with them to get the rental and bring it to the house for me.
To make a long story short as possible I went to my cardiologist since I’ve had heart issues since I had Covid earlier in the year, and they said my heart medication is interacting with my anxiety medication, so I’m quickly tapering off and starting a new one that should not interact hopefully. Of course this medication isn’t covered by my insurance and was almost $1000, but with Good RX I thought was only about $340. However that was for a different dosage and amount and turns out is still just over $600. I can’t begin to explain how weak and awful I feel, and haven’t been able to work now in 3 days and my heart is randomly pacing throughout the day and night, and with is very bad bouts of nausea and/or headaches.
I desperately need to get this medication and am about $300 shy. I also have missed work and used the majority of my check for my rent. I honestly don’t even know what to do to get by the next two weeks, but I desperately need this medication and to get back to work before I have to go through the process of taking a leave of absence and figuring out all of that too. I’m already very overwhelmed with this year, dreading the holidays, and hate hate hate asking for help like this but I’m at a loss and have no family left to ask for help.
If anyone could please help me get my medication this is a huge emergency, and every amount helps. I’ll try and update as often as I can, and am going to add a bit for the days I missed at work and a possible buffer so I don’t have to ask for help again hopefully. I DESPERATELY need to try and raise the $300 as quickly as possible and hopefully be able to get my medication and return to work by Tuesday.
My PayPal is paypal.me/jpd05 or you can message me for my Zelle or KoFi. Reblogs and spreading the word would also be a huge help. Sorry for the novel I just want people to know all the facts and why this is so important. God bless and hope you all have a wonderful holiday!!!
$0/$800 (emergency amount $350)
And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus
Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
thinking about how viscerally disgusted by jjba yanderedev was because the sight of objectified fat assed big titted men upset him
jjba made a guy who’s game’s currency is photos of high schoolers’ underwear momentarily turn into a fucking nun
hey noc every single time i see you talking about "Scar" i think of the one from lion king
that’s literally craaaazyyyyy wtffffffff. anyways subscribe to goodtimeswithscar
The “War of 1812 Scented Candle”, complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it’s currently sold out).
The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker’s website is gold (and surprisingly astute):
It goes on to add:
We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)
THE BEST PART AND MOST 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE:
You forgot one thing :
btw idk if im okay with being called phil for. certain reasons. so just call me whatever. if u know any of my deadnames u can use them idgaf
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tbf i get very sad whenever piglins are presented as cruel to hybrid techno. i think that, despite everything, he would be one of them. there is strength in numbers, any and all hands are of help, and human hands would probably be even more of an asset
half human or not: he is theirs, he is of them and he is one of them. throwing lives to the wind does not feel like something survivalist pack mobs would Do. especially not when keeping piglets safe and sounder Alive should be priority
What if a lactating person is locked in a room with a dog indefinitely? Should they let the dog starve?
Who are you people?!