I’m such a ray of sunshine truly 😩
Tell Me Your Secrets ep. 1
The way John vehemently rejects Mary’s proposal to track down Karen, knowing full well that it’ll tricker his demons, only for him to be threatened into submission, is pretty damn heartbreaking.
When she told him “Good boy” I wanted to throw something at the screen.
Lord have merthy 🥵
- Sheriff Hassan Playlist -
Sheriff Hassan was 100% one of the best characters of Midnight Mass- and besides that, I had to do something for the hilarious Rahul Koli. Smh, what a man 😩🤚 Had a hard time with this one (so some are for lyrics, some are for the vibe) but hey, if anyone needs a playlist for some fic writing, I hope this can suffice ^^ A lot of the same bands in this one but if the songs hits, you gotta go with it pfft
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❂ Revelry - Kings of Leon
“What a night for a dance, you know I’m a dancing machine. With a fire in my bones and the sweet taste of kerosene. I get lost in the night, so high I don’t want to come down. To face the loss of the good thing that I’ve found. In the dark of the night I could hear you calling my name. With the hardest of hearts I still feel full of pain. So I drink and I smoke and I ask you if you’re ever around.”
❂ Little One - Highly Suspect
“The places I took you, they seem so fucking empty. I have trouble going anywhere at all. Especially my own bedroom, and it stays awake to haunt me.”
❂ Be Somebody - Kings of Leon
“Now is your time and you know where you stand. With a gun in your hand, with a gun in your hand. Now I’m no longer an ordinary man. Was this your big plan, your gun in your hand? And I say you can’t get enough. No you can’t get enough.”
❂ Say Hello 2 Heaven - Temple Of The Dog
“Please, mother mercy. Take me from this place. And the long-winded curses I hear in my head. The words never listen. And teachers, oh, they never learn. My warmth from the candle, though I feel too cold to burn.”
❂ I’m So Sorry - Imagine Dragons
“About time for anyone telling you off for all your deeds. No sign the roaring thunder. Stopped in cold to read (no time). I get mine and make no excuses, waste of precious breath (no time).”
❂ The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
“Listen to the wind blow, down comes the night. Running in the shadows, damn your love, damn your lies. Break the silence, damn the dark, damn the light.”
❂ Garden - Pearl Jam
“The direction of the eye, so misleading. The deflection of the soul, nauseously quick. I don’t question our existence, I just question our modern needs. I will walk with my hands bound. I will walk with my face, blood. I will walk with my shadow flag. Into your garden, garden of stone.”
❂ If I Get High - Nothing But Thieves
“If I get high enough, if I get high enough. Will I see you again? I feel my loss every night, not long to wait. And if I do this thing right, I dream of our escape.”
❂ For No One - Houndmouth
“Go and take the millions, take the dirty hats and stick them up your ass. I’ll take the cheap seats, for my company don’t come served inside a glass.”
❂ Come As You Are - Nirvana
“Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as I want you to be. As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria, memoria. Memoria, memoria. And I swear that I don’t have a gun. No, I don’t have a gun.”
❂ The Sticks - Mother Mother
“I’ll be gone for good. Out there with the creatures in the woods. And I’ll be understood. Make friends with the pagans in the nude. I’ll be no different. Just a little less interested in all that new world shit. ‘Cause there ain’t no new world in the sticks. I’m getting on a mountain, baby, yeah. I’m thinking of an island, maybe. Oh, archipelago, take me.”
❂ After the Thrill is Gone - Eagles
“What can you do when your dreams come true, and it’s not quite like you planned? What have you done to be losing the one, you held it so tight in your hand? Time passes and you must move on. Half the distance takes you twice as long. So you keep on singing for the sake of the song. After the thrill is gone.”
❂ Way Down We Go - KALEO
“Oh, 'cause they will run you down, down 'til the dark. Yes and they will run you down, down 'til you fall. And they will run you down, down 'til you go. Yeah, so you can’t crawl no more. And way down we go.”
❂ Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
“How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year. Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears, wish you were here.”
❂ Chainsmoking - Jacob Banks
“I know my lease is up and the bailiff’s at the door. And still I’m hanging on to the life we had before. I know this cold love won’t lead me to the Lord. Although I’m black and blue I’m begging you for more.”
❂ Light My Way - Audioslave
“A bullet is a man. From time to time he strays. I compare my life to this. To this I relate. And I’m willing to listen to your answers. And I’m not afraid. To tell you I need you today.”
❂ When I’m With You - Chris Stapleton
“I’m forty years old. And it looks like the end of the rainbow ain’t no pot of gold. The things that I’ve done, I doubt anyone will remember after I’m gone. The places I’ve been. There’s some I’d go back to, and some where I won’t go again. And most of the time, I’m feelin’ like I’m fadin’ into the night. But when I’m with you, I feel like a dreamer that’s had all his dreams come true. Like my skies are all blue. When I’m with you.”
❂ Its Been Awhile - Staind
“And its been awhile, since I could hold my head up high. And its been awhile, since I first saw you. And its been awhile, since I could stand on my own two feet again. And its been awhile, since I could call you. And everything I can’t remember, as fucked up as it all may seem. The consequences that are rendered. I’ve stretched myself beyond my means.”
❂ Tempest - Deftones
“Take out the stories they’ve put into your mind, and brace for the glory, as you stare into the sky. The sky, beneath. I know you can’t be tired.”
❂ Blood // Water - grandson
“Beg me for mercy. Admit you were toxic. You poisoned me just for another dollar in your pocket. Now I am the violence. I am the sickness. Won’t accept your silence. Beg me for forgiveness.”
❂ Like A Rock - Bob Seger
“My hands were steady. My eyes were clear and bright. My walk had purpose. My steps were quick and light. And I held firmly to what I felt was right, like a rock.”
❂ Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
“Every rose has its thorn. Just like every night has its dawn. Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song. Every rose has its thorn. Though its been a while now, I can still feel so much pain. Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals. But the scar, that scar remains.”
❂ The Sad Cafe - Eagles
“Oh it seemed like a holy place protected by amazing grace. And we would sing right out loud, the things we could not say. We thought we could change this world with words like "love” and “freedom.” We were part of the lonely crowd inside the Sad Cafe.“
❂ I Won’t Back Down - Johnny Cash
"Well, I won’t back down, no I won’t back down. You can stand me up at the gates of Hell, but I won’t back down. Gonna stand my ground, won’t be turned around. And I’ll keep this world from draggin’ me down. Gonna stand my ground and I won’t back down.”
Just letting everyone who follows me know that Tumblr won’t let me make comments on posts, has deleted my comments to others on my own posts, and doesn’t show my posts in the recent tags page. I’ve contacted support on Twitter but they stopped responding and their help page doesn’t allow me to click the “next” button to submit my report.
I apologize for being absent as of late but until this is fixed I literally don’t know what to do.
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
Thread was missing my fave part.
i’m actually wheezing at all of this
I’m SO FUCKING PROUD to share this lololololol
I AM CRYING LMFAOOO
What a weird feeling, to want love so badly but the next day, to also believe you’re not cut out for it. As if the most normal human scenarios which come with love were somehow not made for you- that you’re out of place in them.
I’m stoked to see Rahul again but NO HAMISH I AM EVACUATING THIS PLANET. My disappointment is immeasurable, life span shortened, done 😩
One word: Immaculate
He really put the “mass” in Midnight Mass
˗ˏˋ DILF Cinematic Universe: part 4 ˎˊ˗
Men my age? 😒 Men 30+? Now THAT is where it’s at. You know what time it is my fellow members of Team Geriatric. Beware, once you have entered DILFville, there is no turning back- it’s time to pay these absolute MEN some homage and appreciation, so not in any particular order, give it up for the DILF Cinematic Universe + every movie/show I’ve seen them in. Do feel free to suggest more movies with them, I’m always game for content to hyperfixate on. Remember, these are based on my type- you don’t have to agree with them ^^ Part 4 coming soon!
31. Oscar Isaac
Star Wars (all), Triple Frontier, Ex Machina, Dune, The Card Counter, X-Men: Apocalypse, Operation Finale, Annihilation, Suburbicon
32. Harrison Ford
Indiana Jones (all), Blade Runner (all), The Fugitive, Witness, 42, The Expendables 3, Dune, The Mosquito Coast
33. Chris Evans
Captain America (all), Avengers (all), Knives Out, Gifted, Snowpiercer, The Losers, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Girl on the Train
34. Michael Sheen
Good Omens, Prodigal Son, Masters of Sex, Underworld (all), Passengers, Twilight (all), Dolittle, Alice in Wonderland, Apostle, Nocturnal Animals, Blood Diamond, Bright Young Things
35. Ben Barnes
Shadow and Bone, The Punisher, The Chronicles of Narnia (all), Westworld
36. Josh Brolin
Deadpool (all), Sicario (all), The Goonies, Dune, No Country for Old Men, Avengers (all), Only the Brave, Everest, Men in Black, Jonah Hex, Hollow Man, True Grit, In the Valley of Elah
37. Owen Wilson
Loki, Marley and Me, Night at the Museum (all), The Internship, Cars (all), Fantastic Mr. Fox, Anaconda, Armageddon, Marmaduke, Tropic Thunder
38. Ben Daniels
The Exorcist (show), Jupiter’s Legacy, Locke, Rogue One, Jack the Giant Slayer, House of Cards
39. Bill Paxton
Twister, Titanic, Apollo 13, Tombstone, Aliens, True Lies, Weird Science, Edge of Tomorrow, Near Dark, Predator 2, The Terminator, Next of Kin, Nightcrawler, 2 Guns, A Simple Plan, The Colony, One False Move, Mean Dreams, Trespass, Traveller
40. Bruce Willis
Die Hard (all), RED (all), The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Armageddon, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Death Wish, Glass, Surrogates, Tears of the Sun, Looper, The Whole Nine Yards, The Jackal, Hostage, Sin City, Look Who’s Talking, The Expenables, Striking Distance
This man is adorable look how excited he is 😭😭💕 If they don’t win I’m gonna have a stern talking to with someone… aka arson… but we don’t mention that
✦ Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead ✦
John Tyler x Original Fem! Character
WARNING: Those who watch TMYS know John Tyler and the things he’s done. I’d suggest not reading if his actions are a trigger for you. Though, this is a part 1, you won’t find anything terrible here just yet.
OVERVIEW: When Mary Barlow assigned John with tracking down the woman who allegedly played a major role in the kidnapping of her daughter, Theresa Barlow, it took no genius to realize that keeping tabs on his actions would be virtually impossible. John was beginning to crack and hold himself in overconfidence. That being said, extra precaution was taken- Mary hired a private investigator to work alongside him, Rosario De Lara; a reliable firecracker of a woman, who never backed down from a fight. She’d been recommended to Mary, despite reservations about the investigator being female- but her desperation knew no bounds. Regardless of being held up by unwavering reputation and far reaching connections, how would this PI fare in the wake of a monster, a wolf? And what were her underlying reasons for accepting such an offer?
NOTE: If you’re the type who’d rather read this as a y/n, hey, stick yourself in the position of the character- go for it! I just prefer writing with names and descriptions to use haha, so hopefully it’s not too much of a reader turn off. I also hope you all enjoy, as I’ve never written a fanfic before!
CHAPTER 1: Never Bite the Hand That Feeds You
It was 8:05 AM, an old-fashioned diner scarcely littered with patrons other than the occasional dissonant ringing of a rusted front counter bell. Dust stagnated upon antiquated hanging lights, dated polaroids depicting jovial memories and former license plates lined wooden walls. The smell mingled between freshly roasted black coffee and moth balls- charming. Surrounded by a corner booth, far from earshot of nosy neighbors, sat John Tyler, alone with his equally fabricated charm, neatly brushed hair, and slimming suit. The man had been swept up in a flurry of resentful musing; when Mary spoke over the phone about a partner joining his search, John instantly protested. She may have played it off as some asset gain, but he effortlessly recognized what her guise veiled- Mary had found herself a babysitter, someone to keep tabs on John’s actions outside the illustration of an occasional credit card charge. He’d allow no one to interfere, not midway through this little quasi-investigation. However, the man was caught like a deer in headlights at the begrudging revelation that his soon-to-be partner was a woman. Awfully reckless of Mary’s better judgment, no? But it seemed as John became more unhinged, her desperation grew. Self-interest clouded morals. So, there he sat, a wolf lying in wait, king of the ashes in his wake, bound to start another fire, devour another heart. It was a matter of time until John’s forbearing shell chipped away and revealed the black hole of a man beneath.
8:15 AM. She was late. An older waitress who smelled of thick cigarette smoke, metallic name tag reading “Martha,” attempted to take John’s order a couple of times, but he only sipped at a cooling black coffee. Finally, snapped from brooding thought, the droplet stained glass door gently swung open. It clicked shut behind a radiant, confidently statured woman who seemed to be in her mid 30s, with piercing blue eyes and wavy raven hair that rested shoulder level. She donned a thin, black long sleeve shirt, tucked into some light blue skinny jeans, tied off with a leather belt. John’s predatory ogle swelled, and for his own sake, would have turned that oaken gaze downward to the lukewarm mug cupped between large hands- had their eyes not met. There she was, walking over like someone who’d found what they were looking for, all while extending a fearless hand.
“You must be John. I’m Rosario- call me Rio.” Her voice was warming, yet intense like the burn and bite of honey whiskey, peppered with hints of a loose Spanish accent. Stunned momentarily, John cleared his throat and shook her hand. “You’re late.” He hummed with a tight lipped smile, warding off his own thoughts. Oh, Mary… what a mistake you made, bringing sheep to slaughter. “Am I? You know what they say, good things take time.” She smirked, slipping into the booth seat across from him. Martha practically tripped over her own feet at the wanting sight of a new customer, semblance of good service brinking closer to frequenter deprivation. Briefly ordering a black coffee and omelet, Rio glanced back to her newly acquainted counterpart as the waitress scuttled off. He seemed at a loss; John’s silence was uncharacteristic. With a sharp inhale, he hesitantly asked the question that seared his brain in confused uncertainty.
“She’s told you about me? Mary, I mean.”
“Yet you’re here.”
“Yet I’m here.” The raven haired woman chuckled, like someone who knew how ludicrous their own choices were. Mary really did find someone crazy enough to show up.
John Tyler was the monster under the bed, the creature that went bump in the night, the hair raising crawl of following eyes with no one in sight, the churning unease of passing a dimly lit alleyway. He was what every woman feared, bundled into a black mass that walked and talked like a human being. In spite of that, across from him sat the first woman to know his wickedness and greet him with the shake of a hand, a joke, a seat aside the Devil. The man who meditated with walls adorned in obsessive post-it notes admired her courage, even thankful for being regarded as nothing lesser than a living, breathing being. The monster… he wanted to burn away her fearlessness to ash, shatter her spirit, pluck out her soul to pick apart and haphazardly sew back in. How infuriating of a contradiction.
“I’m sure that she’s let you in on every little detail of how she feels about me, our work relationship has been unfortunately… rocky, as of late.” John’s wide eyes held confidently firm, tone similar to that of a man talking about his ornery boss at a desk job, rather than one illegally tracking a supposed kidnapper and killer. “So, that begs the question: why not hire you to follow me instead of this? Certainly Mary has led herself to believe that she’s putting you at risk by coming here- she is a worrier, often without cause.” Without cause, the irony. “I told her that’s the kind of thing that causes cancer.” John uttered incidentally with a downward gaze as he shook his head, nudging aside the white cup soiled in idle coffee grounds.
Rio’s mouth twitched up with an entertained beam, leaning back in her fissured faux leather seat. “You can’t tell me that you would’ve been hunky-dory if you found me poking around on behalf of Mary Barlow. A loose cannon and a desperate woman walk into a bar… that’s a natural disaster waiting to happen. I, for one, would rather diffuse a nuclear bomb before it explodes- call me crazy.” She waved a dismissive hand, but John’s eyes lit behind a wolfish grin that rose in disbelieving amusement. “Oh, I don’t believe you’re that charitable, Rio.” He asserted with a lighter timbre. “In a working relationship, no, I’m not. But Ms. Barlow does pay well to be in the vicinity of a man with your reputation- Hell, she’d have to.” Finally, Rosario’s steaming cup of coffee and freshly cooked omelet were laid before her, the waitress sauntering away, following a polite “thank you.”
Ah, the thousand dollar question: Did Rio like Mary Barlow? “Like” was a very strong word. The genuine answer? Hell no. This endeavor was foolish and single-minded- if John hadn’t been over the edge already, this would send him tumbling. But Rosario had her own reasons, her own need for being here. People often looked danger in the face out of necessity. This was no different.
“My reputation.” He repeated through a bitter mumble as Rio gently blew on her coffee, those darkened eyes rising to her plush puckered lips. His amusement had fallen. “Yes, John- your reputation. We won’t get along very well if reality avoidance is one of your coping mechanisms.” She determined nonchalantly while taking a sip, and his daze broke. No, that didn’t go over well. Brief silence filled the air; the pause before an unwavering decision. “Let Mary know that I won’t be needing a babysitter, would you? Thanks for the coffee.” His smile smoldered with sarcasm and vexation. Wordless, John stuck Rio with the bill as he stood- call it payment for a waste of time. Soon, the man was making a beeline for the diner’s exit in irritated strides. All that he’d brought to the table, and she express delivers one big middle finger to John’s doorstep; not only a declaration of how little confidence Ms. Barlow held in his ability to get the job done, but her lack of respect for his efforts.
“Come on, you could at least let me finish my food before stomping off like a teenage girl!” Rosario called after him as the door clicked shut. “Son of a bitch.” She sighed beneath her breath while rising, taking a few quick mouthfulls of the overly salted omelet and washing it down with black coffee gulps. Rio tossed loose bills and change on the table before quickly trotting after John across the gravel parking lot, who was currently unlocking his vehicle. “You’re so professional until someone steps on your toes, John. Between stalking women for months at a time and prison therapy, I’d figure you accomplished a little more patience than that.” He immediately swung around as if to silence her before any bystanders could overhear; the weight of John’s foreboding leer communicated his threat more than words ever could. “Just how professional would I be if I allowed an outside party to botch my investigation? I’ve gotten this far without being held by the hand or made to look through the rulebook; you would slow me down.” Not once did he blink or falter- a man with sole confidence in himself. Rio raised her hand, signaling a truce. But nothing lifted the heaviness of his stare, like stone piled upon screaming lungs. A short breath pushed past the woman’s lips as she gathered scattered thoughts. It was clear that bickering wouldn’t get them anywhere.
Casting her gaze to the crunching gravel below, Rosario’s expression softened, her tone eased; Mary instructed Rio to make this work, so perhaps appeasement would pave the road to partnership, albeit discontented. “Do you really think it would’ve been a bright idea for someone who abided by the rules to accept the position I’ve been put in? You’re out of state, that’s cause enough for arrest regardless. I get results by the most efficient means possible- it rarely leaves time to flip through every page in the rulebook, and I have access to information, people. I’m here to make this easier.” John Tyler was the last person Rosario expected the need to plead her own case- the tables weren’t turned, but completely thrown out of the window.
“In any case, Ms. Barlow wanted me to jog your memory; she has you set up with your car and your credit card- you’re not in a position to bite the hand that feeds you, John. Keep that in mind.” The man who towered above her height loured inwardly, wrestling with his own mentality. Oh, how he wanted to wrap his hand around her neck and- no… no, not here. Civility. This won’t end well, he knew it as blatantly as she did; John sensed it in her wary eyes, her cautious arm’s length away. What could stop the full force of an avalanche, held back by a single waning layer of snow? What could stop a man who was cracking at the seams, held together by scotch tape and a pipe dream? Wolves will do what is in their nature: hunt.
“We do this my way.”
There it is.
“If your way works, I’ll oblige. I hear you’re heading out tomorrow. Pick me up, here, same time.” Rio consented, her composed posture soon finding its way back as she pulled a set of jangling car keys from her pocket. The raven haired woman suddenly perked up like someone who’d remembered an important detail. “Oh, and John? If you go after another woman, I’ll put you in prison for the rest of your life. Lay a hand on me, I’ll put you in the ground.” She smiled faintly, as if a darkness of her own hadn’t illuminated those eyes. Lightly tapping his vehicle’s hood, Rio made way to her ride. “See you bright and early, partner.”
“Said a fly to a spider.” John mentally grinned with devilish delight and bared fangs. And so his shell chipped.
I’m up to episode 5 of tell me your secrets, and these are the thoughts I have had about john tyler so far:
he’s TRYING his BEST leave him alone, judging amy 😭
this fussy little fuckin nerd
nooo don’t be a serial predator you’re so sexy haha
oh no he’s actually frightening
but also feel free to put your fingers in my mouth any time of day sir
okay episodes six and seven are down, now I want to fuck him in his red car and then send it over a cliff with him in it
OH BOY WELL I’VE FINISHED IT. that was a wild and confusing ride of very conflicting thoughts including but not limited to:
he’s so pathetic but also such a fuckin snack, like a tasty breadstick left out in the rain
rail me in a swamp cabin you horrible bastard
there was a DISCMAN in that briefcase? john you hilarious loser
whyyyy is it so hot when his big fucking hand is clamped on people’s faces in terrible circumstances 😭
okay I want to give him a little kiss and then drop kick him into the bayou with bricks tied to him goodbye forever you horrendous sexy monster
I enjoyed this ride 10/10 would recommend also thank you for using my graphic interchange format products
Alright y'all, chapter one of the John Tyler fic is coming out this weekend because I got hit with the bad influence train LMAO; who’s wanting a tag?
ALSO I’ve never written something that’s specifically a fic before, so I hope it’s at the very least decent! I wanted to do a little bit of a different take on it than the other John fics I’ve read. Also x2, if you prefer a y/n type of deal, hey, put yourself in the character’s position- I just enjoy being able to use descriptors and names, so I hope it’s not too big of a reader turn off ^^
Here’s the premise: When Mary Barlow assigned John with tracking down the woman who allegedly played a major role in the kidnapping of her daughter, Theresa Barlow, it took no genius to realize that keeping tabs on his actions would be virtually impossible. John was beginning to crack and hold himself in overconfidence. That being said, extra precaution was taken- Mary hired a private investigator to work alongside him, Rosario De Lara; a reliable firecracker of a woman, who never backed down from a fight. She’d been recommended to Mary, despite reservations about the investigator being female- but her desperation knew no bounds. Regardless of being held up by unwavering reputation and far reaching connections, how would this PI fare in the wake of a monster, a wolf? And what were her underlying reasons for accepting such an offer?
Yesss he saw it, I’m so glad 😭😭🙌 It makes me so happy to see that he’s getting proper recognition; mans gonna absolutely KILL it in 2022 you already know 😩 Alexander Skarsgård, your pants look better on him don’t @ me 😈
When you wanna write a John Tyler fic but you also feel like it’s gonna give you a one way ticket to Hell 🥴
me two weeks ago: wow I really fancy the priest from midnight mass
me now: oh you mean hamish linklater, shakespearean actor, star of the new adventures of old christine, tell me your secrets and legion, yankees fan, playwright, indie darling, 6′4 menace, sad little meow meow, himbo vampire and demonically sexy monsignor, yes, you could say i’m familiar
Fixation crisis with this tree of a man 😩
This scene HIT DIFFERENT 🥴🥴
˗ˏˋ DILF Cinematic Universe: part 3 ˎˊ˗
Men my age? 😒 Men 30+? Now THAT is where it’s at. You know what time it is my fellow members of Team Geriatric. Beware, once you have entered DILFville, there is no turning back- it’s time to pay these absolute MEN some homage and appreciation, so not in any particular order, give it up for the DILF Cinematic Universe + every movie/show I’ve seen them in. Do feel free to suggest more movies with them, I’m always game for content to hyperfixate on. Remember, these are based on my type- you don’t have to agree with them ^^ See part 4 below:
21. Sebastian Stan
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Captian America (all), The Devil All the Time, The Martian, Avengers (all), Black Swan, Ant-Man, Black Panther
22. Ethan Hawke
Sinister, Training Day, The Guilty, The Purge, Predestination, The Magnificent Seven, Daybreakers, Regression, First Reformed, 24 Hours to Live, In a Valley of Violence, Assault on Precinct 13, The Kid, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, Adopt a Highway, Brooklyn’s Finest, Good Kill, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, Dead Poets Society
23. Benicio Del Toro
Sicario (all), The Wolfman, No Sudden Move, Guardians of the Galaxy (all), Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Sin City, Avengers (all), A Perfect Day, Thor: The Dark World
24. James McAvoy
Split, Glass, X-Men (all), IT Chapter Two, The Chronicles of Narnia (all), Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2, Unbreakable
25. Stellan Skarsgård
Chernobyl, Dune, Good Will Hunting, Insomnia, Nymphomaniac, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Thor (all), Angels & Demons, The Glass House, In Order of Disappearance, Our Kind of Traitor, Ronin, The Railway Man, The Avengers
26. Brad Pitt
Fury, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Fight Club, Seven, Interview With The Vampire, Inglourious Basterds, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, World War Z, Legends of the Fall, Ocean’s Eleven, As Astra, A River Runs Through It, Allied, Sleepers, The Big Short, Twelve Years A Slave, Burn After Reading, Killing Them Softly, The Departed, Babel, The Assassination of Jesse James and by the Coward Robert Ford
27. Karl Urban
The Boys, Priest, Thor: Ragnarok, Riddick (all), RED, Hangman, Lord of the Rings (all), Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
28. Billy Burke
Revolution, Twilight (all), Zoo, Along Came a Spider, Komodo
29. Pedro Alonso
Money Heist, The Silence of the Marsh
30. Thomas Gibson
˗ˏˋ DILF Cinematic Universe: part 2 ˎˊ˗
Men my age? 😒 Men 30+? Now THAT is where it’s at. You know what time it is my fellow members of Team Geriatric. Beware, once you have entered DILFville, there is no turning back- it’s time to pay these absolute MEN some homage and appreciation, so not in any particular order, give it up for the DILF Cinematic Universe + every movie/show I’ve seen them in. Do feel free to suggest more movies with them, I’m always game for content to hyperfixate on. Remember, these are based on my type- you don’t have to agree with them ^^ See part 3 below!
11. Daniel Brühl
Rush, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, The Alienist, Inglourious Basterds, Captain America: Civil War, Burnt, The Zookeeper’s Wife, The Cloverfield Paradox, The Fifth Estate, Intruders, In Tranzit
12. Lin-Manuel Miranda
Hamilton, His Dark Materials, Star Wars: The Force Awakens
13. Tom Hiddleston
Loki, Thor (all), Crimson Peak, Avengers (all), Kong: Skull Island, War Horse
14. Mads Mikkelsen
Hannibal, The Hunt, Polar, Casino Royale, Chaos Walking, Rogue One, Doctor Strange, The Salvation
15. Josh Stewart
The Punisher, The Collector (all), Criminal Minds, Shooter, Grimm, Interstellar, Back Fork, The Neighbor, Malicious, The Dark Knight Rises, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Finest Hours, Cold Moon, The Mustang
16. Johnny Depp
Pirates of the Caribbean (all), Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Alice in Wonderland, Dark Shadows, Corpse Bride, Secret Window, Black Mass, Rango, The Ninth Gate
17. Norman Reedus
The Walking Dead, The Boondock Saints (all), Blade II, Ride With Norman Reedus, Air, Pandorum
18. Michael Fassbender
X-Men (all), Prometheus, Alien: Covenant, Inglourious Basterds, Jonah Hex, Shame, Twelve Years A Slave, The Snowman, Trespass Against Us, Assassin’s Creed
19. Ewan McGregor
Star Wars (all), Doctor Sleep, Birds of Prey, Angels & Demons, Our Kind of Traitor, Jane Got A Gun, Christopher Robin
20. Christian Slater
Dr. Death, Heathers, Pump Up the Volume, Young Guns II, Nymphomaniac, Bullet to the Head, Interview With The Vampire
˗ˏˋ DILF Cinematic Universe: part 1 ˎˊ˗
Men my age? 😒 Men 30+? Now THAT is where it’s at. You know what time it is my fellow members of Team Geriatric. Beware, once you have entered DILFville, there is no turning back- it’s time to pay these absolute MEN some homage and appreciation, so, not in any particular order, give it up for the DILF Cinematic Universe + every movie/show I’ve seen them in. Do feel free to suggest more movies with them, I’m always game for content to hyperfixate on. Remember, these are based on my type- you don’t have to agree with them ^^ See part 2 below!
1. Hamish Linklater
Midnight Mass, Tell Me Your Secrets, The Stand, 10 Things We Should Do Before We Break Up, The Big Short, Magic in the Moonlight, 42, Ithaca
2. Pedro Pascal
The Mandalorian, Narcos, Game of Thrones, The Equalizer 2, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Triple Frontier, The Great Wall, Prospect, Bloodsucking Bastards
3. Misha Collins
Supernatural, TSA America, Karla
4. Jensen Ackles
Supernatural, My Bloody Valentine, Devour
5. Rahul Kohli
Midnight Mass, The Haunting of Bly Manor
6. David Tennant
Doctor Who, Good Omens, Broadchurch, Jessica Jones, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Fright Night, Bad Samaritan, The Escape Artist, There She Goes, Mad to Be Normal, Single Father, Secret Smile, Des, Deadwater Fell, Hamlet
7. Christoph Waltz
Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, Spectre, No Time to Die, Alita: Battle Angel, Water for Elephants, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Big Eyes, The Legend of Tarzan, Carnage, Georgetown, Downsizing, Horrible Bosses 2, The Zero Theorem, Tulip Fever, The Green Hornet
8. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
The Walking Dead, Supernatural, The Unholy, Extant, The Losers, The Postcard Killings, Watchmen, Rampage, Magic City, Solace, The Resident, The Possession, The Good Wife, Heist, P.S. I Love You, Red Dawn, The Salvation, Desierto, Weeds, The Courier, Texas Rising, Texas Killing Fields, Walkaway Joe
9. Jake Gyllenhaal
Prisoners, Nightcrawler, Zodiac, The Guilty, Nocturnal Animals, Donnie Darko, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Enemy, The Day After Tomorrow, Brothers, Life
10. Robert Downey Jr.
Iron Man (all), The Avengers (all), Captian America (all), Sherlock Holmes (all), U.S. Marshals, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Judge, Due Date, Zodiac, Dolittle, Tropic Thunder, Weird Science, Less Than Zero, Chances Are, The Pick-Up Artist, Chef, Heart and Souls, Air America, Natural Born Killers, Gothika, The Soloist, The Shaggy Dog, Johnny Be Good, Charlie Bartlett, Tuff Turf, A Scanner Darkly, Wonder Boys, Soapdish, Good Night and Good Luck