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im back, im sexy, and im here to torture you all with my presence once again
- The Magic School Bus can time travel
- When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”
- However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before
- Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious
- Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
- Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth
- Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
- A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
- Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold
She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need
What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?
One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.
Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.
ok but how fucking funny would it be if quackity took charlie to las nevadas and he just like. makes eye contact with glatt in the lobby and freezes because oh shit is that the god i angered what the fuck is he doing here im literally toast dude. grizzly and condi are going to find my dead body in this shady fucking casino im so done for
but glatt still has amnesia and yeah sure, he feels like he’s seen him before, but he met a lot of people he doesn’t remember anymore during the presidency. and man does this guy look nervous, like he’s literally sweating buckets right now
which leads to glatt offering him an apple to be polite and charlie takes one look at it and nearly has a heart attack
what makes yall fuckers think c!charlie is just some “wholesome uwu dummy”? sure hes a fucking no-thoughts-head-empty gremlin but what told yall that he has ANY sense of morality? like. mans just casually mentions to quackity “didnt you say you were gonna exploit and manipulate people into gambling or something?” after quackity asked what charlie knew. most people would be CONCERNED ABOUT THAT. but not charlie??? for whatever reason.
listen. im sorry to say it but its true. YOUR LITTLE GLOOP GLOOP IS GONNA TURN INTO A HORRIBLE WAR CRIMINAL WITH NO REGARD FOR LIFE. HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A FRIEND WAS UNTIL QUACKITY TOLD HIM!!!!! DO YOU BITCHES REALIZE THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS????
las nevadas isn’t a found family, its an office sitcom.
- quackity is the corrupt boss who complains too much about his relationship issues and is running his company on a shoestring. “investing in a stripper pole will help the work environment,” he says, and no one has the energy to disagree.
- sam has resigned himself to being a miserable 9-5 white collar worker and just wants a promotion. he’s also pretty sure the new hire stole his ex-bf. he’s cried in the broom closet an uncomfortable amount of times.
- foolish is a primordial being, yet is delegated to coffee runs bc “his legs are long”. one day, quackity asked for two pumps of vanilla in his salted caramel mocha latte, and foolish almost broke his oath of pacifism.
- fundy only got the job bc his boss and his dad are “old friends”. he likes working night shifts so he has an excuse not to sleep. quackity demanding overtime kind of alleviates his abandonment issues, though.
- purpled is the intern who just sits at his desk and chews bubblegum and loudly asks quackity about kinoko kingdom every day. whenever someone asks him to make copies, he replies with “but i’m a minor.”
- wilbur is actually the worst employee–he pretends to type up reports when he’s actually arguing with ranboo stans on his dream apologist twt account
- charlie doesnt rly know what unionizing is but he’s heard its really good for his bones (that most definitely belong to him) and also for his flesh (all very real and human), so he’s gonna give it a shot
wait i thought you were like the son of the tumblr owner??? are you not????
Huh ? ? ? ?
hi dreamsmp fandom trademarked i’d like to tell everyone about something
quackity but he makes rubber duckie noises. rubber duckie quackity.
quackity vs technoblade but every time he gets hit he squeaks like a rubber duckie. this felt so incredibly important thank you for your time
I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward
OKAY BUT LIKE not to be a massive bench trio enjoyer on main BUUUUT scene I want: Tubbo is in some kind of mortal peril. Tommy and Ranboo, on their way to the uh oh zone, spend the whole trip there arguing over who’s gonna save him.
GOD. I HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN DRAGGED INTO WHATEVER HELL THE MK FANDOM IS
HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE THAT IM IN THE SAME GODDAMN FANDOM AS THAT LEGO MONKEY THAT I MADE FUN OF FOR BEING A TUMBLR SEXYMAN A MONTH AGO.
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”
I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.
“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.
Did you know that…?
1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him
2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse
we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs
one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale
we are talking about a universe where this is canon
for god’s sake
Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla
Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again.
I thought Perry was with the Panda?
That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents
‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘
had me crying
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb
Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.
I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.
yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?
What the fuck became of my post
Also Doof is legally an Ocelot
Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post
It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.
What the FUCK
Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots
I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing
@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.
@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.
Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.
But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.
I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an “arranged relationship turns to true love” story than an “enemies to lovers” one.
‘’You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it’s a match made in heaven. But it wasn’t always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues … like a bad blind date!
Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didn’t even know what kind of an animal he was. Who’s ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve … always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.
Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!
Now I wouldn’t trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but that’s just what I do.
So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isn’t perfect, don’t despair! It gets better … usually.’’
I’d say both are correct
Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anyway
The whole Peter the Panda thing wasn’t even SUBTLE about being an analogy for Doof cheating on Perry. For god’s sake they went on Dr. Feelbetter and Doof had to give a big apology and beg to win Perry’s heart back
Also while we’re providing evidence about Doof and Perry in general, Doofenshmirtz is trans
I love all of this. But I have to point out that Perry is canonically trans because he A) sweats milk (apparently cis male platypuses don’t do that) and B) in the episode about the kids assuming he laid an egg… they assumed he laid an egg. Which means they know he’s capable of it. Which means he’s trans.
Interestingly enough, monotreme mammals like the platypus don’t have the same sex-determining gene as therian mammals.
Where humans have two sex chromosomes, platypus have 10. Additionally, Perry has venom spurs. Thus, Perry is intersex
I’ve never watched a single episode of any of these shows what the phineas and fuck is going on here
Oh to exist in a world (at least partially) of Dan Povenmire’s creation
my signature talent is being able to both chug gatorade in under ten seconds AND being able to deepthroat a mini gatorade bottle
sorry everyone this is a jack manifold fan account now
someone pulls another deez nuts joke on me i am going to crash the stock market
blue gatorade tastes like the tears of children. dream would probably like blue gatorade
a few days ago i made a dumb little theory about how maybe the afterlife looks different for each person (jack’s was hell, tommy’s was void, etc) and that maybe the other side was karl’s. i was like “hmmm maybe this is just a stupid theory there’s little to no basis” AND THEN MR WILBUR SOOT (dergatory) DECIDES TO CRAWL OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND FUCKING PROVE IT
jubile line afterlife my neutral i am this close to strangling that man /hj
rue kins mr krabs therefore you kin mr krabs