Look at how flexible he is. Insane
A preview for the thing I’m drawing
Hinata plays for ASAS São Paulo in 2020/2021, but the real team is called SESI São Paulo 🤷♀️
Hinata thinks it’s some secret Best Servers thing
Alternatively: Hinata’s first time doing yoga (upward facing dog)
@spixi hey, I saw your question in the tags and wanted to explain
They’re in school uniform because this is the scene from that official art
I thought that if Hinata sees Atsumu doing this thing, he’s definitely going to do it as well (for various reasons)
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Kagehina: rivals to lovers you ask, why not rivals AND lovers?
Daisuga: your ideal ship dynamic is team mom / team dad
Asanoya: your ideal ship dynamic is best summarised by the ‘excuse me he asked for no pickles’ meme
Tsukkiyama: you love snarky assholes with a soft spot for One Specific Person
Ennotana: you just want good things for Ennoshita, and really, who wouldn’t?
Kiyotana: either you just want good things for Tanaka OR you’re a firm supporter of Men! 👏 Getting! 👏 Pegged! 👏
Kiyoyachi: you’re not mad, per se, about kiyotana being canon, you just think kiyoyachi had way more chemistry
Kinonari: you love characters who are in desperate need of more screentime
Kinonoya: the Inarizaki match means everything to you
Tsukihina: you love opposites attract with a side of heavy symbolism
Tananoya: your ideal date involves kissing the homies goodnight
Yamayachi: nothing says ‘date night’ like you both having an anxiety attack over ordering take-out
Daiyui: you are heterosexual
Hinayachi: Y’know what? Yachi was right, that scene where she and Hinata ran to the train station together was like a shoujo manga
Ukatake: I’m not sure if you wanna fuck dads, but you definitely wanna fuck positive male role models
Kuroken: either you really like the ‘shy nerd’ / ‘cocky (but secretly also nerdy) jock’ dynamic OR you read the manga and chapter 318 made you fucking lose it
Kuroyaku: you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of mutually dunking on each other
Kuroyakukai: you just really like Kai
Yakulev: your ideal ship dynamic is morosexual / moron
Shibalev: you watched the Tokyo No Jin stageplay
Shibainu: either you’re just here for the pun OR you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of warming the bench
Toraken: so to the top episode 17 huh?
Fukutora: you just want good things for Fukunaga, and really, who wouldn’t?
Iwaoi: either you fucking love angst OR you are deeply disappointed by the general lack of male tsunderes
Matsuhana: your ideal date involves getting stick bugged, after-which hilarity ensues
Kyouhaba: your ideal date involves being kabedon-ed
Kiniwa: your ideal date involves your senpai noticing you
Kinkuni: you firmly believe that nothing brings people closer than mutual hatred for some asshole from middle school
Kyouiwa: this is just the same joke as Kiniwa except you also like bara
Matsuhanaiwaoi: you think seijoh should’ve gone to nationals
Ushioi: two options, either you still think “you should’ve come to Shiratorizawa jokes’ are peak comedy in 2020 (they’re really not) OR you love enemies to lovers
Ushiten: your ideal date involves a romantic candle-lit dinner in Paris, after which you are interviewed for a documentary together
Tensemi: you were the weird emo kid in middle school
Semishira: snarky bickering married couples are your jam
Ushihira: you think the whole ‘ushiwaka and benkei’ thing is way too overlooked
Ushigoshi: you love one sided rivalries that are met with obliviousness
Shiragoshi: either you think Shirabu clowning on Goshiki is actually a display of affection OR you just have a thing for straight bangs
Bokuaka: you are a proud morosexual, you are attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively
Bokukuro: this is just the same joke as tananoya but you like city boys
Daikuro: you stay up way to late reading single dad au fics
Bokudaikuro: thick! 👏 thighs! 👏 save! 👏 lives!
Kuroshou: your ideal ship dynamic is snarky exes
Daimika: you love that one John Mulaney bit that’s like ‘my wife is a bitch and I like her so much’
Sakukomo: /gestures at chapter 394/ I’m sorry for your loss lmao
Sakuatsu you love projecting your insecurities onto fictional characters so you can receive some form of positive affirmation by consuming content about them being loved unconditionally
Ushisaku: your ideal date involves sharing cleaning tips and being blunt
Atsukita: you want senpai to notice you but like,, you’re also a brat
Kitaran: nothing brings two guys together like dealing with the twins’ bullshit
Osasuna: nothing brings two guys together like clowning on Atsumu
Hiruhoshi: your ideal date involves asking your partner to hold your beer
Hoshihina: ‘Short Kings Anthem’ by Tiny Meat Gang and blackbear is your personal hype song
Atsuoi: your ideal ship dynamic is best summed up by that one text post that’s like: ‘you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up’
‘you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid’
Akiten: you shipped akiteru and the og little giant before it was cool
Akisae: you like hot blonds and Men! 👏 Getting! 👏 Pegged!
Saeten: rekindled high school crushes? don’t mind if you do
Akisaeten: They all have two hands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Atsuhina: you’re a firm believer in the inherent erotcism of stealing somebody else’s man
Osahina: you think the setter / spiker ship dynamic is really over done
Oihina: brazil fling canon no one can change your mind
Oisuga: what can you say? you like pretty boys
Oikage: two options, either your ideal ship dynamic is ‘Love Like You’ by Rebecca Sugar OR you’re just here for some doujinshis
Ushihina: you like the appeal of osahina buy you just don’t think their rivalry is that well established
Kurotsukki: you’re a bit too into that whole ‘if he teases you it’s because he likes you’ dynamic
Terushou: you are firmly situated in rare-pair hell
Saemiwa: you think Miwa should’ve attended one of Karasuno’s games
Miwalisa: your ideal ship dynamic is service provider / client
Kanotana: you just want good things for Kanoka, and really? who wouldn’t?
Nishiyaku: this is just the same joke as hoshihina except you prefer liberos
Those two scorekeepers from episode 1: you found out way too late that shipping things for shits and giggs is the gateway drug to shipping things for realises
This post is a national treasure
There’s this thing that gets me about atsuhina ending up as partners. Yknow how hinata expects a toss, how he knows that it’s going to be there. Atsumu and Osamu’s partnership is exactly like that. And while for kageyama this kind of dynamics is a challenge, a “threat of trust” that he feels pressured by, for atsumu it’s a natural order of existence. Super funny how he sees hinata (and his own attitude) from the side and goes …. yeeesh, scary…. but when osamu announces that he’s not going to continue vb and that their combo is over, it upsets him so much. It scares him fundamentally because it was so special. I’m sure that he - just like hinata in Brazil - had a very tough time adapting and growing as a single player. (Also love the idea of bokuto/sakusa/msby being there for him like oikawa was for hinata….. 🌊🌊🌊🐑) Tsumu was built to have an equally crazy bastard on the other side of the rope aaaaand it seems like the kind of partnership that hinata is made for. I can only imagine their joy at finding each other
Hinata thinks it’s some secret Best Servers thing
Alternatively: Hinata’s first time doing yoga (upward facing dog)
brazil!atsuhina where atsumu decides to go to brazil with hinata. he’s sun kissed and golden tan now but bless his heart, he forgets his sunscreen so much at first and was red as a lobster the entire first month. he no longer dyes his hair blonde, instead letting the sun do it for him. he’s got freckles all over his shoulder and chest and back. he’s the talk of the town, but everyone knows he belongs to hinata, the pair frequently seen dancing to street performers during the evening and even well known at the milongas of argentina. they’re the stars of the town, everyone cooing and fawning over how adorable they are.
they’re nice’s and heitor’s babysitters, quickly becoming their children’s beloved uncles. they fall in love with the children, quickly deciding they’d adopt a kid or two when they’re ready. or maybe they’d continue babysitting and spend the rest of their time traveling. maybe they weren’t so set on adopting kids, they realized after a hiking trip to peru with iwaizumi and oikawa. south america was absolutely beautiful, after all, and they didn’t want to miss a thing before they got too old.
and of course, they take beach volleyball by a storm, quickly becoming favorites at any beach they visit. they’re fun to watch, no one knows exactly what they’re going to do next. but they’re even more fun when watched competing against each other, their competitiveness skyrocketing. atsumu decided he wanted to opens a clinic where he helps to teach kids play volleyball, introducing them to the sport he fell in love with and where he found the love of his life
and of course, they take japan by a storm when they return for the next summer olympics, joining team japan and their former teammates once again. but this time, now, both of them much tanner and happier than they had ever been
ahhhh i would sell my soul to find more people to cry over and create content with for batman/scarecrow T_T i’ve read almost every fic available for the ship T_T
I feel you comrade……… Nolanverse scarebat has me by the throat
Crane has 0,5 seconds of screen time in the second movie but it’s so scarebatty?? Hear me out. Crane appears, he’s alive and looks fine. We learn that he spends his free time selling drugs, which have the same effect as fear toxin, to criminals… Then he lures those criminals out into some open parking, where vigilantes attack them?… I mean- what the hell is he doing? Is he halfheartedly playing a vigilante now?
Then the real Batman appears. And. Listen, Crane has absolutely no business looking at him like that
That little smile. He knew that he’ll get caught if the real Batman appears. He also knew that the real Batman will do him no harm.
And he was right.
Batman doesn’t throw a single punch at him, he just stares back at Crane with his own subtle smile, saying: “Don’t let me find you out here again.”
Everyone’s hating on Apoo… C’mon, that dude went against Kizaru to save Hawkins, Drake and Urogue’s lives on Sabaody… I don’t believe he’s a bad guy
Dressrosa AU: everything is the same except the Grand Fleet commanders are children, who live in the colosseum as gladiators. They were kidnapped, put there a long time ago and trained to fight for the crowd’s pleasure. Cavendish (first division’s commander) is the oldest one, Bartolomeo - one year younger, Sai younger than him by one year, then Ideo, etc. Orlumbus is the youngest among them (he is “the seventh son” in canon). So one day, when a big fight with many foreign gladiators takes place in the colosseum (a fight for the Mera-Mera fruit itself!), they meet the mysterious gladiator Lucy. After God Usopp breaks them free, they follow the rebellion and do their best to take tyrannous Doflamingo down (despite Law and Strawhats’ efforts to keep them out of battles) and - being hotheaded little brats - swear their loyalty to Luffy and Law.
(Cavendish will never admit it, but he had grown kind of attached to Luffy and Law and others. He knows that so had his fellow younger gladiators. Even that grumpy kid from Doflamingo’s palace, Bellamy).
Luffy objects, Law calls them stupid, but they make no attempt to throw Cavendish and others off the ship.
Law is very skeptical about the whole idea. However, three days later Usopp catches him in the library, teaching Cavendish and Orlumbus how to read maps. Luffy doesn’t part from the six year old Bellamy, trying to engage the kid in fishing or dancing (or even some food-stealing, for which Law scolds them later), and eventually makes him laugh (a little). Luffy also spars with Ideo and makes Zoro spar with Sai (one sword, no haki, soon-to-be-world’s-strongest-swordsman versus future-happo-navy-commander).
Law and Luffy sleep outside with Hajrudin, who doesn’t fit in the cabin, to make sure that he doesn’t get cold or lonely. Other kids sneak out to join them and Law wakes up with his sheets stolen every time. (Leo likes to sleep in his feathery collar.)
Law teaches Bartolomeo to write, and Strawhearts help him come up with his autograph (Luffy lets Barto sign his slippers).
hey so, my next big plan is to revive the maze runner fandom because I watched the movies during the weekend and got all up in my middle school feels once again, decided to check out the tag and my favorite ship tags and… oh my god?? All content for maze runner is very… dated to say the least
I just need someone to ship Thomas and Gally with me man, I just know that if the fandom were alive today the enemies to lovers in them would be very popular
Here, have a couple of pages from the death cure that give me life
He blacked out
These guys went grocery shopping and accidentally got on a magazine cover…. don’t they look familiar?
“So you take karasuno shrimp, who was already a “master angler”, and toss him with an experienced pro middle blocker for a decoy double-team? Dude, it’s the fishing tandem from hell” (ch 385)
Fishing Tandem From Hell: meian (4) + atsumu (13) + hinata (21)
gay scientist pride flag for the only type of scientist that exists: gay ones
- purple: aka the gay color. belongs to the gays just like science does. top stripe bc all of science is gay
- blue: for science herself.
- cyan: the color of your gloved hands that you wish were being held by your lab partner
- teal: gay love between scientists
- grey: the familiar glow of the wikipedia entry under gay scientists as you open it for the 10th time today
- white: bottom stripe to represent labcoats on the floor after realizing that gay sexual tension between you and your lab partner was mutual
“Understanding Male Flirting Attempts: A Guide For A Very Oblivious Raleigh Becket” (continuation of this)
Take careful watch when he is standing near you. He may try to move in closer when you don’t seem to be watching to test if you feel comfortable around him.
His lips part. If he likes what he sees, his lips will automatically part for a moment when your eyes first lock.
He’ll try to attract your attention. For some men, this might mean a subtle tie adjustment along with a silent prayer that you’ll notice the flash of movement. Others turn into Bippo the Clown and become so loud and boisterous, they’re practically juggling and doing handstands. Any exaggerated movement or gesture usually means he’s trying to stand out from the group. Another giveaway: he’ll unconsciously detach from his friends by standing slightly apart, hoping to be seen as an individual.
Everything is erect. Ahem. What I mean is he’ll stand with all his muscles pulled tight, to show his body off to best advantage. He’ll also stand directly in front of you to show full attention and lean forward to get closer.
He’ll let you see him checking out your body. Some experts call it “visual voyaging”. Don’t kid yourself: he scanned your body automatically the second he laid eyes on you. The difference here is that he’s letting you see him do it. The message: I’m considering you as a sexual partner.
Watch his chest. A man keeps his torso pointed towards the most important thing in the room. Therefore, a man who is interested in you will keep his chest and shoulders pointed at you, even if he is looking in a different direction.
- Note that this also holds true for his pelvis. If you’re standing apart and he keeps his pelvis pointed at you, even when he turns, he’s probably interested.
Establishing eye contact when someone you are physically attracted to catches your gaze: Don’t just turn away. Look at them for a few seconds than slightly put your head down, with a little smile then look back-up to see if they are still looking. The first step is making eye contact and you just let that person know you are interested; without staring too hard. (x, x, x)
I knew there was a reason I shipped them. Biology told me to.
Raleigh: I was still connected to my brother when he died. I can’t go through that again.
Stacker: did I mention you might get the australian as a copilot
Raleigh: as i was saying, hong kong is a great city I can’t wait to get in that helicopter