the star trek fans are putting my posts on pictures of captain kirk. unsure of the implications because i was raised in a star wars household
okay just pretend its a han solo pic but with a like 20% opacity picture of luke skywalker over it xoxo
chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better
if i got mauled by an animal and killed theres a part of me that would be able to become serene and sort of deal with it as like. law of the wild or whatever, humans are the ones out of tune
if i got mauled by a chimpanzee and killed i would be angry at the chimpanzee for being like. i dont know being able to conceptualize pain in others and still deciding to pull me apart with its huge hands until i die
if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can
sorry but the thought of premium funny posts on this site is just unfathomable to me…. you genuinely expect me to give $4.99 to someone just so i can see three posts of theirs in a row that read like “i wish i was gurgling young al pacinos cock rn” and “do you think sufjan stevens and jesus christ ever explored each other’s bodies” and “adam sandler in click (2006) is a girlboss”. for $4.99. you must be drinking pesticide like tap water
I’m BEGGING artists to never reveal who their muses are. never have I once found out who a song was about and then had the quality of my life improved. it’s always you listen to some deeply emotional richard siken prose love song and then it’s about some guy who looks like wile e. coyote and has been charged with 4 counts of public urination. keep it to yourself PLEASE. GOD PLEASE.
#hang on im interested in this wile e coyote guy (via the-venereal-bede)
tumblr plus you say? time to break out the feet pics & get that house buying money
how much would you pay for this
okay I feel like im going about this the wrong way
from now on I will regularly sprinkle photos of my bare nude feet and toes in between normal posting. if you would like to see classic pangur and grim content WITHOUT the feet, subscribe to @pangur-and-grim-without-feet for easy monthly payments of $9.99
a preview of my content
people will be like ‘i don’t like short stories theyre just not for me’ and then read a novel with chapters
Like if you do not want to kiss him but still support him and his endeavours
ah yes let’s kiss a Breloom and get wrecked/paralyzed/poison because of Effect Spore. Suuuure.
actually this is a poison heal breloom and hes gonna regain HP from ur toxic attitude :/
Fucking casuals, not having a good breloom which has technician, making the kisses twice as powerful because they are under 40 power
look first of all technician increases the power of 60 base power moves by 1.5x, not 40bp by 2x. second of all this is a subkiss breloom who uses substitute on the switch and then uses STAB focus kiss for effective 225 base kissing power and whilst i understand this is not really brelooms most effective set it can still be used to surprise people and deal lots of kisses to a pokemon which breloom wouldnt normally be able to deal with so that you can go for a sweep.
252+ Atk Breloom Focus Kiss vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Skarmory: 201-237 (60.1 - 70.9%) – guaranteed 2HKO (Kiss Out) after Leftovers recovery