My father won't get the C-19 vaccine because he thinks it will chip him.
He carries a smart phone around that he willingly puts government apps on.
Tell him that drinking water regularly neutralizes the chip and keeps you immune.
apparently the kids at summer camp are obsessed with playing an irl version of Among Us and today i helped scheme with the other interns and counselors to come up with a list of “tasks” for the kids to do, which is really just chores to be done around the farm that we don’t want to do. and they love it. the kids love it. thank you, Among Us.
You’re watching the TV when the news breaks. The supernatural is real! Secret societies of monsters live among us! The masquerade is broken!
As you sit shocked, your cat turns to you and says “OK, now we can drop the pretense, I do have a number of complaints…”
Chapter 57: Jon
Coming back here would be a lot worse if he didn’t have Tim and Martin with him, Jon thinks as he looks uncertainly around the room. It’s not just the wax figures everywhere, which are creepy enough. There are cobwebs hanging in every corner, draped over half the waxworks, and it’s…it’s a lot.
He takes a deep, ragged breath and steps back slightly, bumping into Martin, who rubs his back soothingly. “It’s okay, Jon. They’re just cobwebs.”
“It’s never just cobwebs,” Jon hisses back.
Martin doesn’t rise to the bait. “Cobwebs mean the spiders are long gone. It’s okay.”
“Yes. Yes, you’re right.” Jon tries to calm down. It’s not really working, though. “Is this it?”
“Yeah,” Basira replied. “We plant the last of it here, and this whole place goes up nice.”
“Remember, we need all of it. This place is bigger than it looks,” Martin says.
Daisy unzips the bag of explosives with unnecessary force. “I heard you.”
“Okay, okay! I’m just saying.”
I wrote 6200 words today and some of them were really good.
Trans Zuko is so funny to me. I’m not saying this to try and make fun of people who headcanon him as trans - trans headcanons are great and I support them. It’s just wild because it implies Ozai was out here like:
[Image description: a white woman with blonde hair is saying:
‘I can excuse burning a kid’s face, but I draw the line at misgendering’.
The words ‘burning a kid’s face’ and ‘misgendering’ have been edited in.
Possible explanations I just pulled out of my arse:
- Being trans is very normalised in the Fire Nation and misgendering is considered dishonourable and makes you Look Really Bad.
- Zuko’s transition was convenient because Ozai wanted a male heir.
- Zuko went to the Mother of Faces or whatever the spirit was called to get a new (male) face and body and part of the magic was that his family would only remember the new him.
- Ursa allowed Zuko to transition when he was very young and Ozai just straight up forgot that he used to be a ‘girl’ because he pays no attention to his family.
Wetter sei wie Schlafen Ist Unmöglich Weil Es Zu Warm Ist Wenn Du Nicht Direkt Vor Bett Kalt Duscht Um Dich Abzukühlen; Weiterhin Ist Beim Aufstehen Nichts Möglich Wenn Du Nicht Direkt Nach Bett Kalt Duscht Um Dich Abzukühlen
Hey! I just came across this and I'm currently working on the RQBB, but I already have a plan for my next big fanfic. It would be an AU based on a German children's novel. But it's SUPER dark. There's multiple major character death AND an on-screen suicide attempt. Would that be a valid entry to the BB if I use the right AO3 warning and tag the suicide attempt accordingly? Do you think I'd be able to find partners for betaing and art with something like this?
Hey!! So first off, we’re so glad that youre interested in our event! We love all the work RQBB does for this community and are excited to see what they create this year.
In regards to the fanfic you are proposing, as long as you properly tag everything we don’t have any issue with you using it for our event! We cannot personally speak to what betas and artists will choose that fic, however we have had plenty of darker fics with heavy triggers in the past and those fics have had betas and artists. If you do have more questions or want to chat more about your fic to make sure it follows our rules, feel free to send more asks or dm me @bisexualoftheblade
stop this is so cute…..🥺
Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !
Peak dumbass sibling energy
When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.