The Bachelorette: Lena Luthor Edition (insp)
aka The Search for the Least Useless Lesbian
sometimes when you love someone you will do crazy things.
- Villanelle (Killing Eve S2 Episode01)
This fic is a fucking 1000/10 very comedic. I read it a couple of times and it never fails to make me laugh. Y'all should read this.
Title: Say My Name (It’s Always Too Late)
Title: sanguis lacrimis
Title: viata dupa moarte
Title: Oh, To Be The Lady’s
Title: Bearing her Brood
Title: The Maiden
Title: Birds of a Feather
Title: Make Me Holy
Title: do you see me? (please tell me you do
Doll girl becomes a Vamp girl’s doll!
🧛♀️ 👰 Donna Beneviento and Bela Dimitrescu doing girl stuff at Alcina’s vanity because Donna deserves some love too 😭 I read in articles saying that the House Beneviento was one of the most frightening experiences on the resident evil series. Do you agree?
Me: *hating mother miranda for subjecting my babies to literal hell*
Me: *also being an absolute masochist and ending up wanting to ride her like a bike*
My abandonment issues, mommy issues, touched starved issues and psychopath addiction collectively reacting to me:
Hermione: *fawning* There is something so alluring about an older woman…. The grace, the wisdom, the power…. You’ve managed to survive for fourty-something years, tell me your secret…
Bella: I bathe in the blood of my enemies, it keeps the bags away from under my eyes.
I’ll always remember
It was late afternoon
It lasted forever
And ended so soon
You were all by yourself
Staring up at a dark gray sky
I was changed
bellamione time travel au in which young Bella is totally in the know but she’s messing with the time traveler before spilling the beans just because
They are also the fucking iceberg 😭
but girl, the tension between the two of them 😭
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
“You shouldn’t trust someone you just met.”
“She’s staring at you this whole time.”
“I feel like there’s something wrong with your new friend.”
Bellamione Fangirl AU
I was freaking out for five minutes because I saw a boy in my room. He’s standing in the corner, I think he’s doing something (m'not sure bcos he’s moving) then in just one sec he wasn’t there anymore. I swear it’s so cold here rn, am i having hallucinations????????