That’s his service to society.
May he continue
Some men are good
Love that he provided us an encore
Someone get Jonathan Watson a beer.
hey a local town actually did this!
they planted berries, root vegetables, leafy greens, herbs, all sorts. they label each plant and the sign said “free to take, leave some for others to enjoy!”
and people did. they took a bit, but left some for others.
it also fed the homeless people living around there.
bearing in mind this is a tourist town, so i half expected to see the plants gone. but nope, there’s always some left.
people aren’t naturally selfish, and they will share. the initiative works
So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is
Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.
And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’
@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately
if anyone s looking for a gender confused hottie with undiagnosed adhd im down for relationships or randomly receiving money
in terms of gender i currently identify as 🤷♀️
i want whatever gender maneskin is having
elizabeth bathory and lady dimitrescu step on me club
Girl let’s get misinformed together through Instagram infographics ❤️
Girl let’s consume a complex political issue turned into a pastel smooth and flat product ❤️
Girl let’s get all our information on a political question that has been debated for decades from an unsourced 12 minutes long YouTube video essay 👭
Girl let’s base our political stances on a tiktok of someone dancing while random information appears on the screen in sync with the background music 💃
hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice
Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener