Jacob: Hey, I was able to get you 20 gallons of blood for your Halloween party.
Joseph: Wow! Where’d you get 20 gallons of fake blood?
Jacob: You wanted FAKE blood?
I’ve always wondered what he’d look like in the rakshasa outfit 😍🔥 I love it so much 😭
Another one commission is done for @queen-min 💖
Thank you @missdragunova! She’s crazy talented, so go get yours because this one’s mine 😏
“You think too much.”
I was lucky to get another commission from the extremely talented @reidreamer! Honestly she’s one of my favorite artists ever, go commission her if you get the chance, I mean look at this?! Hot damn, I love it so much!
If you want to read the whole scene for this you can do so under the cut :’) ♥
Dear @ja-crispea! You will be surprised, but this gift was made to you by a wonderful @shelliechen 💖
I was so glad to draw this art for you, but I am doubly happy when friends give such gifts to each other. You`re so cute 💖
Jacob and Hannah
I wanna know how many of you are over 18 and play Far Cry 5. I’m curious because I’ve been told that there’s not many people over 18 who play Far Cry. So I wanna prove this person wrong. Like or Reblog if your over 18 and have played any of the far cry games.
Jacob Seed would definitely think a token of affection would be like ‘hey I killed this animal and brought it for you’ he’d be like a cat
John Seed wakes up at 2 o'clock in the Gotdamn morning to his eldest brother trying to rekindle their close knit sibling relationship by dragging an entire bloody half dead eagle into his bedroom and staining his Gucci silk sheets
Joseph is mainly used to this but even the hickory sweet word of the swankin lord could not have prepared him to have am entire bear carcass dropped in the middle of his bedroom floor for him to wake up to and trip over when he wakes up to get his coffee and jesus-o’s at dawns shining bootycrack
Faith is mainly exempt but she maintains constant vigilance and consistently douses her living quarters in the iconic bath and body works scent 'warm vanilla spice’ because it repels jacob and his sensitive nose like mint would a cat
You can have the money and the worldThe angels and the pearlsEven trademark the color blueJust like the tower we never builtIn the shadow of all the guiltWhen the other hand was pointed at youYeah the first step is the one you believe inAnd the second one might be profound.I’ll follow you down, through the eye of the stormDon’t worry I’ll keep you warm.I’ll follow you down, while we’re passing through spaceI don’t care if we fall from graceI’ll follow you down…
I had the ABOLUTE pleasure of commissioning @red-nightskies to do John and Wren’s wedding 💖💖💖 this is a picture shot by Jane (and the picture that was broken in the AU I did of John dying) and John keeps a copy on his desk in his office, and Wren has a copy on her nightstand 💖💖💖
Emma, seriously, I am so thankful to you! The colors are gorgeous and perfect. You captured this moment beautifully and IM CRYING!!! I can’t stop staring. THAT DRESS!!!! The sunset?! Your talent is out of this world, and I definitely look forward to commissioning you again in the future. Thank you!!!
Random question: do you think Jacob is more of a Coke or Pepsi type of guy? Or do you think he'd be Dr. Pepper stan?? I feel like hed be dr pepper but I'd like to hear your opinion ^^
You caught me just as I’m lurking online Tag Buddy! I feel like Jacob would be a Dr. Pepper person actually! Something about it just screams “tired old man that needs a nap” to me. Overall he chugs coffee and alcohol like no ones business, but he has to put on a good face in front of his brothers and the Chosen that aren’t used to Jake just pullin’ a flask out of thin air, so Dr. Pepper it is. 😂
This gif of Jacob always cracks me the fuck up
Like, the hand gestures, the facial expressions, the fucking slideshow
He just looks so pleased with himself and like??? Who made this slideshow???? Like, based on the clicking noise those are real slides you’re showing, not a PowerPoint, so did you just have all these picture of decaying deer on you??? Did you have a photoshoot day? Did you make Pratt drive you to the printer to get some glossy 6x9s??????? For your thesis presentation in front of a captive audience????? You fucking weird old man???
I couldn’t resist