@fuckyahumor

taurusqueer :

Me: I can’t STAND country 

Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

gatos-e-doramas :

neverfuckinghappy :

w-o-r-e-n-o :

agirlwithaprettymessylife :

adofluorescent :

activates :

• ❀ Which “F.R.I.E.N.D.S” character are you? ❀
• ❀ How high is your knowledge on F.R.I.E.N.D.S? ❀
• ❀ ​Which “F.R.I.E.N.D.S” character would you have a Love-Hate relationship with? ❀
• ❀ only the BIGGEST ‘F.R.I.E.N.D.S’ Fans can get 12/12 on this ❀

I’m Phoebe

I’m Joey!!! Hey!

I’m Chandler… I knew it

I’m Monica wow didn’t see it coming

i’m phoebe and i can totally relate 

baby-scars :

failing an exam you actually studied for

mydogsnokes :

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

dicknurse :

straight-off-the-deep-end :

WAFER!!! ❤

Not For Sale

brockianultracricket :

rayyyder :

petties-anonymous :

beachdeath :

beachdeath :

hell? empty. all the devils? here.

omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass

Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: out

it’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted

I am forcibly removed from the stage, pursued by a bear

babyanimalgifs :

LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS LOOK AT THE LIL TONGUE LOOK AT THE LIL ROAST CHICKEN SQUEAKY TOY

lettingthewaterholdmedown :

minccino00 :

islanndss :

dashboarrd :

Which of the Belchers from Bob’s Burgers are you? 

ohhh I got: You’re the baby of the family: Louise

“Of all the Belchers, you may be the most intense. You are Louise, the vaguely manic, possibly evil mastermind of a variety of plots. You’re cute, you’re brilliant, you are always finding ways to turn situations to your own benefit.”

I got Bob. Kinda expected it.

LIIIINDA!

Alriiiiight it’s Linda time! You are the mom of the Belcher clan, a fun loving momma bear who isn’t afraid to let her hair down, adores wine and show tunes, and always has some good advice.

You may not be traditionally cool, but you’re tons of fun to be around, endlessly supportive, don’t take any nonsense, and always have a comeback. Throw in a splash of craftiness and you’ve got classic Linda.

Share your result with your friends and find out who else is in your Belcher clan!

medallionstallion :

One act of kindness can change your whole life.

thetrippytrip :

I’m dying bc his profile pic say “insecure" 

ruinedchildhood :

firelorcl :

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe