lmaonade :
me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*
cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot
bevsi :
me listening to my music library: i truly have the best, most eclectic, most exciting and enjoyable music collection ever compiled
me when someone asks if i want to plug my phone in the car: All My Music Is Irredeemably Bad
9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth
a mosquito wrote this
t'challa, texting shuri: answer your phone
shuri, texting back: gimme a minute, i can’t find my phone
t'challa: ok
t'challa, five minutes later: you’re a terrible child. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother.
liefly :
me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school*
also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
alright so …. let me just get this straight….. zayn got out of his contract bc he was unhappy but kesha has to do 6 more albums with the producer who raped her?
prayraf :
sage life advice from khloe kardashian
lmaoooo khloe is me af
everdeen :
Natalie Portman as Padme Amidala in Star Wars (1999-2005)
Password sharing is not piracy any more than loaning your friend a DVD or watching a movie with your family is piracy. The service is already paid for. Execs just consider sharing to be eeeevil because they can’t exploit every individual person.
Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y'all? Demons
in average
are photos
are videos
are texts
are gifs
are audio