@fuckyahumor

nosdrinker :

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

commanderalexander :

after finding out that he:

is the same age as him:

I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

waterpololyf :

funovels :

15 interesting articles to read today: 

1. 2019 Problems That Simply Didn’t Exist in 1989
2. People Share All The Ways They Actively Fight Depression
   
3. Fifty Small Ways That You Can Help Save the Planet
   
4. Terrible Social Etiquette Mistakes You’re Probably Making Without Knowing It
5. Just Two Hours of Nature Time a Week Could Have a Huge Impact on Your Health, Says New Study
   
6. NASA Scientists Reveal How They’ll Send People Back to the Moon in 2024
   
7. Clever Hacks for Getting Out of Paying Every Kind of Fee
   
8. This Viral Thread of the Most Questionable Things People Own Will Have You Gasping
9. People Reveal the One Thing That Made Them Break up With Their Partners
10. Women Who Are Childless and Unmarried Are the Happiest People of All According to Expert
    
11. What Teen Summer Looked Like in the ’50s and ’60s Compared to Today
    
12. Divorce Lawyers Reveal the Most Outrageous Reasons They’ve Seen Couples Split
13. The Weird Science Behind the Reason so Many Couples Look Alike
    
14. The Bible Said the World Was Going to End a Year Ago Today
15. 29 Crazy Facts About What Happens to the Human Body During Fasting

After I took my nature lab which literally made me go into nature for 5 hours a week I felt so refreshed and relaxed and did way better in all my classes…

publicchinesegarden :

giant powdered doughnut

seaclovers :

someone: what makeup remover do u use???
me: just My Tears

normanbecile :

musicofthestage :

timelordparadise :

myownlost :

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

hileona :

sluttyoliveoil :

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

ectoghostologist :

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

carpelibrumm :

“hows school”