@fuckyahumor

dogsdoingpplthings :

this town aint big enough for the 2 of us

iloveyoufarewell :

veiled-nacho :

gracebee11 :

iivymyg :

musicismyescape1414 :

cuteshyallie :

chaperons :

fierce-katzchen :

chaperons :

How Old Will You Be When You Have Your First Child?

35?!?!!!

HELLO to my FUTURE!

“when will you get married”

“where should u get married based on ur personality”

I’ll have my first kid with 21 (oh geez) I’ll marry in ten years and my wedding will be in an old renovated barn..

wow

Having a child when im 25 and married in 10 years when I’m 29/30 in an old renovated barn

i got kids at 35, marriage in ten years (i’ll be 28) and at my local church,, they really got accurate to how i’m planning it tbh but 28 and 35 is too old…. maybe a few years earlier and i’ll be fine, but again i don’t wanna rush things either

I’ll have kids at 40, never getting married and if i do it’ll be on a beach😂😂 wow thanks

I’m having my first child at 21, I should have been married already, and my wedding should be in the local church. dangggggg

Married in 5 years, kids two years after that. And the wedding is at the church.

isnt :

follow @isnt for more memes

thehappyhooker :

invaderxan :

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

unclefather :

murderer in my dreams: i’m going to kill you!

me: No! 

redsuspenders :

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

showerthoughtspost :

We used to wonder about kids who threw tantrums in stores to get their parents to buy them shit. Now they’re the adults who throw tantrums in stores to get managers to give them shit.

scotchtapeofficial :

idislikethissite :

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

no hes spitting them in there

hunter-rodrigez :

In the west:

meanwhile in Japan:

captainbritish :

Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.