@fuckyahumor

kuntsuragi :

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bladedamus :

moonlandingwasfaked :

what the hell is this

this is Jesus before he got crucified

ierohero :

where are my goth friends who will take flattering candids of me at the cemetery

rude-0ff :

Waiting for prince charming

thedivinepineapple :

under-the-arch :

that-catholic-shinobi :

razi-sempaixp :

poet-in-space :

waldos-hummus-collection :

bitchimsweet :

deigns :

mutantranger‌:

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deigns‌:

Which “Stranger Things” Character Are You Most Like?

IM DUSTIN YAS YAS YAS

I’m Barb, which means even after my death, I will be remembered, and then I’ll move to Riverdale…

Get fucked, hoes 😝

I got eleven 🤗

i got dustin.

This quiz speaks the truth

… Barb and honestly man it hurts but true

i’m Jim Hopper

Mike apparently

ok

itsskyez :

4a0000 :

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

wnslw :

hydrolize :

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

theycallmefuckoff :

discobloodbath-blog :

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins :

damn-yelle :

effect-insanee :

lilybellsworld :

chaperons :

iivymyg :

musicismyescape1414 :

cuteshyallie :

chaperons :

fierce-katzchen :

chaperons :

How Old Will You Be When You Have Your First Child?

35?!?!!!

HELLO to my FUTURE!

“when will you get married”

“where should u get married based on ur personality”

I’ll have my first kid with 21 (oh geez) I’ll marry in ten years and my wedding will be in an old renovated barn..

wow

Having a child when im 25 and married in 10 years when I’m 29/30 in an old renovated barn

i got kids at 35, marriage in ten years (i’ll be 28) and at my local church,, they really got accurate to how i’m planning it tbh but 28 and 35 is too old…. maybe a few years earlier and i’ll be fine, but again i don’t wanna rush things either

THIS JUST GOT BETTER

*Plan a first date, and we’ll tell you which guy you’ll marry. *

I got this I’m so happy

*Find out here the perfect job for you*

I love my result! I have been wanting to start a coffee shop business <3

So I’ll marry a goofball guy when I am 31 at my local church and have my baby when I am 35 - this sounds so perfect 💖

“Your perfect job is a teacher”, awesome cause I’ve always wanted to teach in a nursery. Ill marry a “rocker guy” and it will be in a “beach 6 years from now”, we’ll have our first baby when i reach 29. Okay cool I WANT THIS

It said my perfect job was a fitness instructor, which…no. but, profession aside, I’m gonna get married AND have my first kid at 25 (5 years from now) in the form of a huge barn reception dinner party thing. I’m kinda jazzed.

Lol, ima have my first child at 40

BITCH! HOMYGOD I’m supposed to get knocked up and married in 5 years in a fucking meadow to a sensitive guy and also be a writer. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me will this into existence.

Apparently I’ll marry a sensitive guy in a meadow when I’m 29 and after having a baby at 21- don’t know how that’ll work but whatever, as long as we’re happy!

suspend :

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

santapau :

New Secret Knots comic

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mega-otaku :

inserqent :

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I don’t know who needs this but you’re welcome

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nursary :

angelstills :

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

me watching shrek

thatpettyblackgirl :

Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine!

phoneus :

the forbidden dance

ashiecrackerr :

So in my basic drawing class we are learning to draw facial features and I couldnt help myself to draw eyes on all the lips