speciesofleastconcern :

graynard :

avvocarlo :

graynard :

petting zoos are pretty fucking tight is it normal for a 21 year old to go to a petting zoo.

is it normal for a man to love? to cherish and to yearn? you tell me

*slams fist down on a beautifully crafted oak desk*

pega-chan :

See this is why Brittnay is my favourite

freshmoviequotes :

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

enjoyeachdaymemes :

I have you now

ndiecity">everyone-loves-purple:

ndiecity :

“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase

memesforages :

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mrhappy21 :

bears-official :

kosmonin :

im soup

if i fits im soup

frogparty :

frogparty :

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?

the-sighs-of-sunset :

why-is-it-always-autumn :

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

gay-slime">gay-slime:

gay-slime :

“Can we talk about how you made your name “gay slime”?”

No we can’t

You. You get it.

pukicho :

“"Hey Pukicho, I hope you don’t mind that I made a gif of your wizard dude for you!”“

Incredible….. lifelike

madd-and-sad :

when you’re daydreaming and wonder how the fuck you got to this daydream so your brain rewinds and scrolls through “recently closed tabs” to the daydream you started with

veddabredda">foxpost-generator:

veddabredda :

it fucken WIMDY

YAAAS WIMDY BOY

poyzn :

Quick and simple lifehacks.

sofapizza :

retrofuturs :

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

gayarsonist">gayarsonist:

gayarsonist :

pacific rim was really like “our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial” and i’ve never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel

like i’m sorry but these enormous metal robots so vast and powerful that they run on nuclear reactor cores welded into their chests can only be moved and controlled by the power of love??? how does that not drive you utterly insane just thinking about it???

the-macra :

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

prince-seppuku :

Doom Eternal x Animal Crossing New Horizons

ammnontet :

the ultimate weapon

coolfrogdude :

original post by @metalslugx

ktzart :

presidentmaria :

ktzart :

something that happened to me last weekend

i see these and automatically know people aren’t from the city, if a rat did that to you in NYC you would not be pleased

sike bitch this happened in brooklyn some of us just arent pussies

hheininge-art :

“Romance of the Heavens” tobacco cards (c.1930’s)

comehomecharlie :

slavery :

Who is BTS

Big Time sRush