@fuckyahumor

bepeu :

self care is uhh …. *looks at my palm* uhh .. um … breathjing

igglooaustralia :

I’m screamin

trohmankini :

• it’s okay to eat
• it’s okay to have fat, because it’s natural and it doesn’t make you ugly or unlovable
• stretch marks, scars, moles, etc are totally ok
• your body is wonderful exactly the way it is
• please be kind to yourself
• i love you so much

octoswan :

oniontitan :

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

therageofultron :

when someone corrects your grammar in a fight

worldwar2chainz :

anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award

earthdad :

this kid is not to be trusted

punkrockpearl :

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

beijinhos :

im both of them

intj-noxcorvus :

rhubabe :

c3tcn :

bonerfart :

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

funovels :

People Are Getting Matching Pedicures With Their Dogs

OMFG I SHOULD DO THIS TOO

babyanimalgifs :

LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS LOOK AT THE LIL TONGUE LOOK AT THE LIL ROAST CHICKEN SQUEAKY TOY

tenaciouswaste :

fuckyouimachameleon :

cdyphilip :

brightcx :

starlightm99 :

helloyes-it-is-i :

2helela2 :

dreaming-costs-money :

inserqent :

damn this test just told me that I might die from a heart disease, think I’m gonna have to start taking care of my heart now :/

this is the test btw “How Are You Most Likely to die”

Oh wild

Cool

Mine said cancer, but I think suicide is twice as likely.

I already got asthma so this is nerve wracking…

I got cancer as my result ;(

I got cancer tooo

Stroke. Which is actually on par given my fucked up brain vasculature and chronic migranes with aura that predispose me to strokes

It said I’d die from a accident. Already survived one, I can survive another

petchricor :

weavemama :

my mood for the rest of the year

every year tbh

freyacrescentshangover :