Me: Nigga are you h… nevermind
Caucasian Muscle 😆
Oopsieee. (Psst, George held a gun up to a pregnant woman)
I’m so sick of these crybabies nowadays, offended over everything 😑
Dispatch: Black male, 6-2….
Non-white cop: There he is, get him!
White male cop: Fuck that, i’m white!
Racism bad, looting stupid…
The raccoon is the Father because it’s the one that makes itself known because it has the largest presence, the opossum is the Son because it can “die” and come back to life, and the skunk is the Holy Spirit because you can sense its presence, even when it’s not there…
But did you offer ketchup to people that order hash browns? It’d be a first, Dunkin is guilty too. Only BK asks…
Guys, could you imagine if 30,000 women just just went crazy over you every time you showed your bulge, ass or muscles. Set up an account where they pay money to see you get naked and stroke your meatpole. Maybe some guys have this going for them but i think it’s at least an 80/20 in their favor. But, THIS is why there’s barely any marriage or commitment anymore, too many options, we gotta stop throwing ourselves at them! BUT, it’s hard not to when you’re horny AF. This is why guys are sliding into your dm, ladies.