• gallusrostromegalus
    13.08.2019 - 4 days ago

    tinysaurus-rex :

    Killian doesn’t know who that dumbass that looks identical to him is, but he’s gonna kill ‘em

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  • gallusrostromegalus
    13.08.2019 - 4 days ago

    gallusrostromegalus:

    gallusrostromegalus:

    vampireapologist:

    gallusrostromegalus:

    Snufkin hat for Mallaidh Anne progress shots

    @vampireapologist is going to some kind of festival as Snufkin of moomintroll fame, but finding an appropriate hat was proving to be a challenge so I’m making one. WIP shots, so y'all can see how this one is being done.

    Paper pattern:

    Trace Paper Patten onto Pellon, cut it out:

    Arwen is helping by sleeping in the middle of peak foot traffic area:

    Put fuseable onto Pellon, fabric onto fuseable, cut out Feat. Mom because I can’t be trusted to use the iron or other heavy machinery:

    See crown together, begin hand-stitching to close the crown, tack crown and brim together:

    So now I’m going to watch cartoons with my sister and sewing this together.

    WAAAAHHHH THIS IS LOOKING SO SO GOOD!!! I Can’t wait to put it on!!! You and your mom are so amazing!!! Thank you!!!

    I’m so glad you love it! I’m watching Carmen San Diego while doing the hand sewing rn and now i need to make her Hat too.  Couple quick questions:

    • Flowers are happening, so on a scale of “Cute Daisy Chain” to “minature bird’s nest with humming bird” how much do you want me to go “Feral Nature Diety” on this?
    • Do you want me to scotch-guard this thing in case of rain?

    So my phone was.dead while I was working on it today but hat is done!! @vampireapologist">vampireapologist:

    gallusrostromegalus:

    gallusrostromegalus:

    vampireapologist:

    gallusrostromegalus:

    Snufkin hat for Mallaidh Anne progress shots

    @vampireapologist is going to some kind of festival as Snufkin of moomintroll fame, but finding an appropriate hat was proving to be a challenge so I’m making one. WIP shots, so y'all can see how this one is being done.

    Paper pattern:

    Trace Paper Patten onto Pellon, cut it out:

    Arwen is helping by sleeping in the middle of peak foot traffic area:

    Put fuseable onto Pellon, fabric onto fuseable, cut out Feat. Mom because I can’t be trusted to use the iron or other heavy machinery:

    See crown together, begin hand-stitching to close the crown, tack crown and brim together:

    So now I’m going to watch cartoons with my sister and sewing this together.

    WAAAAHHHH THIS IS LOOKING SO SO GOOD!!! I Can’t wait to put it on!!! You and your mom are so amazing!!! Thank you!!!

    I’m so glad you love it! I’m watching Carmen San Diego while doing the hand sewing rn and now i need to make her Hat too.  Couple quick questions:

    • Flowers are happening, so on a scale of “Cute Daisy Chain” to “minature bird’s nest with humming bird” how much do you want me to go “Feral Nature Diety” on this?
    • Do you want me to scotch-guard this thing in case of rain?

    So my phone was.dead while I was working on it today but hat is done!! @vampireapologist told me to go bananas on it so I did. Particularly pleased with the LED safety lights and the humming bird nest.

    In case anyone’s wondering:

    Hat!!!

    Look how stinking cute Mallaidh Anne is in this thing!

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  • gallusrostromegalus
    13.08.2019 - 5 days ago

    pandavalkyrie :

    pandavalkyrie :

    Hi I live in Richmond VA and I love my city so much, this morning 60 people woke up to find old television sets just sitting on their porches or lawns. Even better, those with security cameras recorded the person(s) responsible and they cannot be identified because they were wearing a jumpsuit and tv on their head

    A new local cryptid I’m so stoked

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  • gallusrostromegalus
    12.08.2019 - 5 days ago

    If you could bring back ONE now-extinct species that existed AFTER the  Cretaceous–Tertiary (K–T) extinction, for a Jurassic Park-Like Scenario, with the goal of creating Maximum Chaos when the containment facilities fail, what do you pick and why?

    Remember:
    -Your species has to have existed AFTER the nonavian dinosaurs went exctinct
    -Your species must CURRENTLY be extinct- more things are lurking around than you might think!
    -Think about what Kind of Chaos you want to create, and the potential for your species long-term
    -All kingdoms of life are available for play
    -Your species will re-spawn in a theme park on a small, moderately urbanized and fairly populated tropical island near the Gulf of Mexico, at the smallest number of individuals necessary to have a viable breeding population.
    -Your species WILL be hunted by park staff attempting to contain the situation.
    -The island contains an active Volcano and one (1) T-Rex.  Use them wisely.

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  • gallusrostromegalus
    12.08.2019 - 5 days ago

    sheepfulsheepyardinspace :

    GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

    #Star wars#TCW #literally every word of this is true and they left out more than half of the truly bonkers shit that goes down
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  • gallusrostromegalus
    12.08.2019 - 5 days ago
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  • gallusrostromegalus
    12.08.2019 - 5 days ago

    systlin :

    gallusrostromegalus :

    systlin :

    It’s come to my attention that people who live along Lesser Rivers don’t have these things

    And probably don’t know how to ‘noodle’ for them.

    We have a 4-foot-and-change one (Assuming this is a Flathead? That’s what we have) I’d ballpark at about 50-70lbs in the lake I only ever see at night and in the fall when one of my neighbors feeds it leftover pumpkins from his church jack-o-lantern sale and the jumbo-sized zucchini not fot for human consumption, but given that my skin is significantly less tough than that of a large squash I’m not about to go sticking my hand in in it’s mouth.

    Okay but consider; soak that baby in salt water or buttermillk to firm up the flesh, and that’s SO GODDAMN MANY CATFISH NUGGETS

    NOOOOOOOO Old Man IS A FRIEND!!  He eats Zucchini for us!  Also he’s a good weather predictor- “Isolated Thunderstorms” could mean anything from “you can still fry an egg on the sidewalk” to “pleasant afternoon cooldown” to “Migrane-inducing barometric drop, hail and maybe a tornado for funsies”  but if I see Old Man during the early-morning dog walk it’s gonna be a real bitch of an afternoon.

    also we have a goddamn swarm of largemouth bass becuase some idiot (DALE) put an extra zero on the stocking order so we gotta eat those first.

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