This is so funny but y'all functioning eyed people don’t know what a standard vision test looks like off the top of your head so I’m not getting notes smh
Eye doctor: so which is the smallest row you can read on the chart
My ass w bad vision:
some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag
You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
its him. it’s the boy.
here’s my sneak peek for my contribution to the @1yearofbdglosinghismind fanzine!! super fun and i got to do some more digital work :) check in on the 25th for everyone’s full work! (including sir galoomba)
LOOK AT THIS GALOOMBA! if you’d like to see this absolute madlad as well as many other enemies (and friends!), come back to see the full zine on sept. 25th!