Things found on the ledge on the wall in the French class:
-”yeet me off a cliff”
-”kill me now” “mood”
-”god save us all”
-”*teachers name* fuck off”
-”I fucking hate this”
Today a kid licked a wall covered in wet paint
The *very* Christian kid openly has a foot fetish, and we honestly can’t tell if he’s joking or not.
The French teacher asks the class if we know what Duolingo is, unprepared for our meme cultured response
In APUSH today we, no cap, watched Dora the Explorer and watched as our teacher went off on us about our essays. He was using the map in Dora to explain.
Student; “what about swiper?”
Teacher: “You are worse than swiper!”
Teacher: “Dora is gonna go over the damn bridge!!! Make your essays like that”
So over the weekend there were a bunch of dance things at my school, and the only reason I knew was because the music rooms were the dressing rooms, so every percussion instrument was in a practice room, except for the really big stuff. Which means on Monday, every percussionist is running around gathering instruments. I’m playing a beat while we start scales and everyone else in my section is moving stuff.
Suddenly my friend comes running to the back of the room. He’s holding a windchime, which goes right by the drum I was playing and doesn’t shut up, so when he puts it down, he says to me, Stelth.*As if he were meme man from the stonks meme.
*These things are so loud when being moved that the only feasible to way to set them up for our concert (we move stuff while the choir is singing because orchestra exists) was during the applause between songs.
having that one teacher that provides that Emotional Support™
the shared high school experience of being absolutely murdered in the beep test
going next to a trash can, saying “I belong here” and your friends join you
Todays week has been/will be
Monday: nothing happened
Tuesday: Collab Day (school starts an hour later)
Wednesday: Snow Day
Thursday: Early Dismissal/Possible Snow Day
ONCE IN FRENCH CLASS WE HAD A SUB AND WE WANTED TO WATCH THE BEE MOVIE AND SHE FOUND US A FRENCH VERSION OF THE BEE MOVIE AND WE ALL WERE QUOTING IT IN ENGLISH OH GOD
The school Furry complemented me. I have absolutely no clue how I should feel about this.
*during the break* wow im so sad I have nothing to do and no meaning in life I kinda want to go back to school just so I have something to do :(
*back to school* I take it back I take it back I take it back I takE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
You really don’t realize how unstable your mental health is until one very minor inconvenience happens and suddenly your contemplating life itself.
Not knowing what to respond when questioned what are our plans to the future because we assume climate change, WWIII, or school would kill us before any of us turn 30
Making weirdly personal memes and for some fucking reason everyone can relate to it
Making memes about a possible next world war
making memes about middle aged soccer moms on facebook making memes about Walmart and wine
My emotional state is more unpredictable than my relatives that were here for the holidays
thinking the daily stress is over because its the holidays, but it actually intensified.