YOU SAY WHAT YOU WANT
BUT I GENUINELY ENJOYED THE SONIC MOVIE
Building a treehouse is the biggest insult to a tree. “I killed your friend, here hold him.”
Its more of I killed a potential enemy. Hold his dismembered corpse in victory.
Plants don’t wage war
Ever heard of blackberries?
Yes, plants do wage war
Mint and strawberries, too. They need to be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else.
I planted mint in the ground 2 years ago.
It’s currently fighting a bitter battle to the death against the raspberries attempting to invade from the east while trying to annex the patio.
Could go either way at this point TBH. Unless, of course, I take a shovel and the blowtorch out there and battle both back to within their original boundaries.
And anyone wondering if a blowtorch is overkill for weeding back mint has never actually planted mint.
This post did not go where I expected it to.
Our garden plot at my childhood home slowly got overrun by wild blackberries after we stopped managing it while my sister and I were in nursing school. And by overrun I mean it was like a 4 foot tall thicket of wild blackberries. It hadn’t been touched by humans in at least 4 years. I started the ultimately futile task of trying to clear this plot with a machete and discovered to my amazement a patch of mint several feet across underneath the canopy of blackberry, still fighting the good fight all those years later.
Ultimately it took two jars of homemade napalm and some creative fire placement to clear that patch but I damn sure saved that patch of mint. It earned the right to be there.
Yall mother fuckers don’t even talk unless you’ve had to wage war on kudzu (it’s an ivy strain directly from Hell) that shit doesn’t just wage war with other plants, it wages war with all living things on planet earth. It’s some gnarly ass Blood for the Blood God, Chlorophyll for the Chlorophyll Throne demon weed.
Can second the comments of Kudzu.
I forget where I read it but there’s this one tree that creates an extremely flammable substance that’s in both the bark and leaves. Dead trees become torches and crushed up leaves become dust-incendiary, all while the plant’s seeds are Giant Redwood levels of resilient to open flame. IE it has a goddamn scorched earth policy. It’s even more badass than plants that use toxins to starve other plants.
I’d like to third the comments on Kudzu. These are the battlefields:
See those weird pillars? Those were trees. See that strange lump in the middle? That was a house. Everything green you see in this photo is kudzu.
Kudzu is an apocalyptic nightmare
They smother every other living plant to death
Those trees under there are dead, they can’t get sunlight. Kudzu takes over and steals everything from these trees, and becomes them. It’s creepy as hell. These plants are basically straight out of a horror novelist’s wet dream tbh.
The bodies of everything the kudzu has slain.
What used to be a house
Someone attempting to drive a four wheeler through it, to give you scale
It’s an ornamental plant kept in check in china, but was introduced to north america where it immediately went rampant and began to spread incredibly fast like a disease, destroying everything in its wake
The ONLY thing that has stopped this curse from engulfing the united states is goats. Apparently goats love this stuff like no tomorrow. Everywhere we find it now, we just bring a horde of goats to cut it down. Everything is fine…. for now.
Kudzu is on time magazine’s top 10 invasive species to look out for.
This little buddy doing his part
Not to keep spamming this post but
“It has been spreading rapidly in the southern U.S., “easily outpacing the use of herbicide spraying and mowing, as well increasing the costs of these controls by $6 million annually”.“
yall it’s been estimated this plant consumes 600 kilometers of the united states every year
it’s been suggested that we just start eating it to make it go away
Adding to the spam: yes, kudzu IS edible. In fact, all parts of it but the vine are edible. The leaves are supposedly great in salads or baked into quiche. The flowers supposedly are great in jam. The roots… Well, if you know how to cook other root vegetables, you know what to do with kudzu root. Feed this stuff to your livestock and cook it.
Eat it before it eats your house.
In this world it’s eat or be eaten
I dunno what kind of barbarian-ass mint you guys are planting, all the mint I plant goes leggy and scabby and then dies.
this post is too amusing not to share XD
who the FUCK brought kudzu to oregon. cause we need to have WORDS
Boys will be boys
During gym class, I was the only girl on a volleyball team with 7 other guys. When we chose the team captain, the guy didn’t accept the title, and instead, established communism. So we were all a little bit of the captain. Everytime someone missed a shot, it was OUR fault, and everytime somebody marked a point, it was OUR point. It was kinda funny…
Also, to encourage my team, I shouted “Let’s go boys!” and they would go “Let’s go (my name)”
@azraelskeith as far as I can tell the best option is to report the account as spam because Instagram won’t let you report the theft of intellectual property.
This is fucked up and I want to report it but I can’t.
Want to know the worst part? Qinni’s art is being sold by a company called Melon (melon4note on Instagram). Just since her death. I actually want to vomit, this is horrifying.
You most certainly know the meme below. It is her creation.
Whenever you use it, remember that it was achieved by the incarnation of courage
Rest in peace, Qinni
Peeps I need some help… I’ve wasted my money on celery, and this pupper needs me to take it home. Please help!
hey yall. i know im not the type to do this type of stuff but this pupper needs a home and i know my friend can be the damn best friend to this pup, so help out if you can please!
so my best friend is like pure chaos and they say many things that are worth being on this blog. they shall be known as celery man from this point onward.
‘you’re making your own third eye?”
(celery man, drawing an eye on a sticky note and slapping it on their forehead)
“well, yeah, you gotta open it somehow!’
(in the distance) “my sisters gonna beat you up!
in the middle of english, dead silent, you just hear a c r u n c h to your right.
(everyone leaving the lunchroom) “wait, my celery!!” *panicked shoving celery into pockets*
(softly, with feeling) “oh, celery…”
“I’m like, sexually aND emotionally attracted to that duck”
they somehow got their hands onto a bunch of paper planes and dubbed them their children. so, of course, some bastard stole them and held them hostage, which caused a series of events such as:
them, me, and like half of our history class singing the totinos song to get them back
lots of wailing. and dinosaur screeching.
frantically typing on the computer “ how to save my childernnin” (yes, spelled like that)
Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.
Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.
Things I’ve Heard/Seen In The Past Week At School:
“Things that turn guys on to the max” *click tounge*
“Oh you’re a feminist? Name every female”
English teacher gave an assignment and said “Wrong answers only”. Went about as well as you’d expect. To say the least, fire poles, tickling after practice, and lots of murder.
“I shit myself”
Guy: “Put your arm around her!”
Other Guy: *puts his arm around Guy* “I love you bro”
Someone asked me to join his band. I said yes. Now he keeps calling me his girlfriend (Im a boy)
“How do you guys draw your TIDE map?”
“With a pencil!”
Band guy has a binder named Mr. Hoggie. Mr. Hoggie has been stolen at least once.
“I’m gonna play Anne Frank Simulator!” *googles it* “Holy shit, that’s an actual thing”
Saw two guys pass each other in the hall and high five. One then proceed to slap the others ass. Nothing was said by either. I have no idea if they’re a couple or not and haven’t seen them since.
“Miss, with all due respect, what the fuck”
The assistant principal stopped me and asked why I was in the boy’s bathroom. As I already stated, I am a boy. She avoids me in the halls now.
please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow please let school be cancelled tomorrow
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!
Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.
They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.
THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.
Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!
They did the same to brisket. You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply. And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month. And it was tasty. I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it.
It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.
But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket. Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque. And the price of brisket went up. A lot.
I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now. And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes. It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.
Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’. Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls? Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.
Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently? You guessed it. Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating.
Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon.
For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week.
It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food.
Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value.
They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.
They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.
So its that easy huh
- Gender: Male
- Sexuality: Gay
- DOB: 19 October 1993
- Ethnicity: Swedish
- Occupation: Musician, Youtuber
I hate that I immediately understood the use of these two images 😂
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?