Someone needs to ask others on there to post when they hear the song “beyond thunderdime” by Tina Turner, because I swear it’s always playing at Michaels
when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room
cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before
I have been here, multiple times! By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.
And believe it or not, it gets better. Rosa’s also gives out sweatshirts to the homeless (or sells them to the general public) that has information on local soup kitchens and even computer training in the area, on an insert sewn inside the sweatshirt.
Reblogged again for these excellent details.
Also you can buy slices for the homeless through their online store, from anywhere, not just PA!
thank you for the comment about buying online! I am in canada but would love to help
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
hey guys, ethan here. i want to apologize for not being too active/entertaining as of late, and i had a lot of ideas and excitement for what to do going forward with this blog, but unfortunately i will have to put all that on hold as my life has taken a shitty turn. i will still reblog posts and asks when i can, but i will be taking an indefinite hiatus, as i dont think i’m in the right head space to keep going *for the time being*
thanks so much for sticking around with me, i hope you’ve enjoyed what this blog has had to offer, and thank you for being patient with me too of course
black lives matter, acab, lgbtq+ rights, we will be okay
i’ve really enjoyed making this blog and being able to share my experiences with others, and i still cannot believe my little funny quotes blog has gotten to this point, and i hope you will continue sticking with me throughout it all
your friend, ethan <3
i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w
i’m obsessed with this ask
hey u dont have to but could u consider changing ur pfp to the blm fist? thanks
Could you tag posts that talk about gun violence please
ofc! i tagged as many posts as i can find with “gun violence” or “gun violence tw” so make sure to blacklist those.
sorry for not getting to this sooner, tumblr is fucky and doesnt tell me shit.
if anyone wants anything tagged, tell me please and i will do my best to tag as many as possible, its really no trouble and doesnt take very long
ICE made a decision to order all international students whose universities are online to leave the country or risk facing immigration consequences and getting deported which essentially means that students will have to decide between leaving the US or risk their health. many countries don’t even have their borders open and some people may not even have places to go so please sign this petition which requests that international students get the option to finish their degrees and remain in the USA
this is an official whitehouse.gov petition - americans, PLEASE sign this and don’t let our country’s obsession with deportation ruin even more lives
Non-Americans who escalate inter-nationality teasing immediately to “school shootings and trump” stop challenge
American’s Teasing England: Tea in the shower, u have a queen, other relatively benign stereotypes
American’s Teasing Canada: u have moose and beavers, maple syrup u like it
American’s Teasing Australia: kangaroos and koalas, it’s hot there, summer time, toilets flush backward
Canada, England, and Australia retaliating from that teasing: school shootings, kill a child today hm? your police murder you, you’re gonna die from a preventable disease, everyone in the country is hopelessly poor and dying, everyone’s in debt, you can’t even afford to die. THAT’ll teach u to tease us about having ANIMALS in our country!
I mean, sure, it’s all fun and games to you. But I’ve had friends legitimately try to kill themselves just thinking about a future in this country. I have co-workers who cried on the first day of school because they were scared of dying. While I was working at a school there were three school shooting threats in 4 weeks. I had friends break out into tears after the massacre in 2018 talking about it in class, terrified that they were going to die while working–or watch students die.
My high school history teacher was shot in the back on campus. Everyone here knows someone who’s been affected by gun violence. Everyone knows someone who’s been affected by healthcare, or lack thereof. Everyone knows someone whose life has been ruined by college debt.
The day in, day out nightmare of living in America is not a fucking “GOTCHA” for when you’re trying to tease America. Why is this so hard to comprehend.
Non-Americans: Ugh americans are so entitled and mean and rude
Also Non-Americans: Oh you’re gonna make fun of me drinking tea? Well you’re gonna be violently murdered and then you’ll go into thousands upon thousands of dollars in debt from the act lol this is an equivalent comparison and doesn’t make me look like the asshole in the situation at all!! Americans are soooo rude!
Any examples of what we can tease you about then? Any universal Americanisms that cause the right amount of offense without stepping over the line?
Shoes on in house
Smiling too much
High school football
Opossums, raccoons, deer, etc.
Carpet (I’ve heard other countries aren’t as obsessed with carpet as Americans)
Sales tax (how much will this cost? Nobody knows!)
Roadside tourist attractions (world’s biggest ball of yarn etc)
“it’s only a 6 hour drive”
Buying tea in a gallon jug
Being in the prairie states and there literally being nothing in any direction for miles not even trees
Tornadoes anything to do with tornado culture
The mere concept of semi trucks / 18 wheelers
Every state except California claiming they have the weirdest weather
five petrol stations within a two block radius, sometimes two of the same brand
ketchup is too spicy
mayonnaise on/in literally everything we put noodles and mayo in a bowl and call it a salad i shit you not
absolute failures at geography
deep fried everything. seriously. we deep fry BUTTER.
Absolutely everything and anything somehow being a casserole
HELL IS REAL billboard here in Ohio
The giant dinosaur roadside tourist attraction out in the middle of nowhere
Corn fields, everywhere you look
Weird salads (like ambrosia)
Prom (I’ve heard other countries don’t have prom? Or any of the other 100 school dances a year??)
People microwave their tea instead of boiling it
The white people half-jog-and-wave combo when crossing the street
Endless ads for pharmaceuticals
how about not having our laundry machines in any sensible places? mine’s in the fucking basement, so all of us have to haul our laundry up and down a flight of stairs. this is extremely common
The difficulty is that all our Stupid Nonsense is so regional. For example, the appropriate wildlife joke here in the Northeast is bears. But my family in Florida has had to shoo alligators out of the backyard like a common nuisance.
That’s because your country is 50 small countries in a trenchcoat
Yes! See! That’s funny! “50 small countries in a trenchcoat.” That’s hysterical!
School shootings and systemic racism aren’t. Go get good material.
a few towns over there used to be a golf course with a bunch of statues and one of them was a huge orange dinosaur which became a local landmark. like this dinosaur was beloved. but its also important to note that its hideous. like really, really fucking ugly. and so more recently the golf course got removed and an apartment building was being built, and everyone was FURIOUS at the thought of them removing their precious, disgusting orange dinosaur, so the town had no choice but to leave it up. so now there is a brand new shiny apartment building with an anatomically incorrect orange dinosaur overlooking the horizon
i don’t think my description does it justice actually. here’s the man himself
lady who read my nametag and loudly said “Juniper, oh I do NOT like that name” wins new award for rudest person alive
This is Juniper the sheep. She is almost a year old and loves animal crackers and snuggles. She is very proud of her name and often goes by June Bug or Junie B Jones (the B stands for it B like that sometimes)
I LOVE JUNIPER SO MUCH
My soul goes into this sheep, like, not even when I’m dissociating just anytime I feel like relaxing
Forget the rude lady this thread is now about one very special sheep