@gh0st-face

glumshoe:

tits-n-trix:

glumshoe:

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

We’re all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

mens-rights-activia:

Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

horrorgifs :

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

podencos:

I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

popokko :

remember when this site’s code was so terrible that if someone sent you an anonymous message you could easily pull their IP address and location from it. or when people would code fake anon toggles on the ask page of their blog so when people would send them anon hate they’d get ousted. or the fact that we could edit people’s reblogs and literally change the entire text of anyone’s posts. that was so fun this site is weenie hut jr. now

cameoappearance :

razzleberryjam:

Adhd symptoms no one talks about:

I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys

It’s like every problem is this

amygdalan-arm :

amygdalan-arm:

best part of drinking a monstered energy is absorbing the dragon shout from the front of the can

mjalti :

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

i built a keyboard!!!!!!

horrorgifs :

MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster

xantchaslegacy :

archergirl-101 :

pfp to show you get pegged

(click for quality) 

bigmammallama5 :

urbanfantasyinspiration :

gusherbug :

twitter: youre passing people on the street eavesdropping on things you vaguely agree with

reddit: youre attending a fan club meeting where you can find and share any information as long as it sticks to one topic

instagram: box of 1$ assorted pokemon cards at a covnention and half are actually magic the gathering cards

tumblr: youre in your house cooking for a few friends and someone climbs through your window and demands your opinion on steven universe

You put a steak on the stove and a brick flies through your window with a note. “Why are you cooking a homophobic cow” it reads

#discord: you gather all your friends in a dark basement and start chanting TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH

mangolesbian:

stardew-help-wanted:

(Submitted by @ellyfishlotus)

me ordering a coke at mcdonald’s at 3am while completely zooted

witch :

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles (1994)

mikaeled :

All you did that day was make me stronger. Just wait. I’ll show you tomorrow.

eternal-fractal:

8a8e:

8a8e:

they got that they/them þussy

reblog this you cowards

God its even pronounced thussy

spuffygifs :

PROPHECY GIRL

arthurpendragonns :

I thought you only murdered boys. I go both ways.

JENNIFER’S BODY
2009 | dir. Karyn Kusama

protoluigi:

scottsumrners:

saintgulik:

senatortedcruz:

God I love Reddit

she sounds so sure that this is a common thing like. name literally anyone else with a grinch fetish

realfootage :

someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)

me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake

yellowsuggestion :

yellowsuggestion :

my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:

i wish this was me

cannedviennasnausage :

insomniac-arrest :

insomniac-arrest :

no offense, but what was the point of that cool older lady character in Spirited Away

except, you know, to make me question my sexuality at 12 during midnight rewatches as I looked at her weirdly pretty mouth and had Questions

!!! 

me, falling in love with every woman I see whose purpose is to eat and be pretty:

#her and Ursula from Kiki’s Delivery Service#the archetype is ‘lesbian who accidentally adopted this child’

the-mann-people:

tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

saltyseafuck :

More Texts from the Sacred Lands!

Aloy sends that one about minor surgery to everyone she knows, at some point or another.

callmebliss :

juniperdyke :

imperatorkhaleesi :

axur :

Christopher McKenney

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Straight Up Murder Hamlet

Ophelia Aggressively Introducing Hamlet To Her River