Companions React to Having a Tumblr
I was driving around today and told a friend, “Deacon is 100% Tumblr material. Like…he would most definitely have one,” and then got the idea of how the companions would react to using/having a tumblr blog of their own. It was enlightening, to say the least ;)
Cait: NSFW gifs and pop punk lyrics. Definition of a dark grunge blog. She doesn’t bother to go on anon when she sends messages and loves to post photos of her drinking with friends. Has the BEST, most savage replies to any rude ask she gets.
Curie: Self help/ask blog. Sweetly written life hacks, advice, and tips. Her selfies get lots and lots of notes with tags of “look at this perfect person” because all of her followers LOVE and ADORE her. Super kawaii and soft pastel colors.
Danse: Such a problematic fave. Help him. He’s the person getting trolled on through comments on posts, and he doesn’t understand when he’s being trolled on. Can’t grasp the concept of “memes”, and ends up deleting his Tumblr.
Deacon: Memes, memes, motherfucking memes. The Meme Ultra Lord. Likes to troll other people on text posts and started the trend of photoshopping Danse onto Buzlightyear pics himself. Lies about how many followers he has. Human embodiment of pepe.
Hancock: Laughs his ass off at the Skeleton War posts. Many pictures of his chems and him indulging himself in them. Basically the reason that others use the “Go the F*ck to Sleep” reaction image. He goes from not posting for months, to bombarding his followers with a million, weird shit posts at 3:00 am.
MacCready: Completely reblogs everything because he’s not entirely sure how to make original posts (he’s not the best with technology). He LOVES the comic book side of Tumblr, geeking out over awesome fanart of his favorite heroes. He likes smutty posts, but never reblogs them in fear that Sole or another companion might see and give him hell for it. Deadpool and Spidey are one of his top ships.
Valentine: Noir black and white blog. Lots of vintage aesthetics. Is the person that points out things in other people’s posts that no one else seems to notice (ex: is anyone going to acknowledge the flying cat in the background?). The history, logical side of Tumblr.
Piper: Tumblr famous for posting super controversial and political material while being cool to her fans. Is the only one who has an actual blog theme and STICKS TO IT. She has another blog aside from her main where she reblogs nothing but recipes and feel good posts.
Preston: Picture him sitting in front of a computer, scrolling his dash (made up of all of his friends) and just absentmindedly going “Oh, now that’s a cute kitten. Must save for later.” He’s the person who sends really sweet anonymous asks to people and is a cinnamon roll.
X6-88: Refuses to use Tumblr. Says it rots brains. Thinks Sole it addicted to it.