RWBY where it’s the same but it’s written in the style of other popular shows/movies
(”Your Love” by The Outfield is playing in the background. Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang are sitting around a table. All 4 of them look like they just came back from shooting a Madonna music video)
Weiss Schnee: Oh my god, so that dolt Jaune Arc tried to ask me out to day. I’m like…does he know he has no chance with someone like me? Ugh, gag me with a spoon!
Yang Xiao Long: Hey, ease up on the guy, his sister just went missing! Also, speaking of “strange things” happening in Vale, did anyone else notice that there’s a lot of Atlas military in the area? Gosh, it’s like they’re conducting some top secret operation or something.
Ruby Rose: Okay, okay, cool story Weiss and Yang…now, let’s get back to our D&D game!
Blake Belladonna: Um, I roll to slice off the Grimmogorgon’s head. (rolls dice but uses her telekinesis to make sure she gets a good roll)
(Ruby is battling Roman Torchwick)
Ruby Rose: This fight ends here, Roman!
Crescent Rose: Yeah, let’s fuck him up!
Ruby Rose: Crescent Rose, LANGUAGE!
Crescent Rose: Ah, shut your mouth up and let’s kill this fucking guy already!
Quentin Tarantino movies
(Qrow is tied to a chair, being interrogated by Mercury)
Mercury Black: Have you ever seen that Bruce Lee movie “Game of Death”? If you haven’t, let me give you a quick synopsis. Bruce Lee, our main hero, has to fight his way through a building. He has to reach the roof but to get there, he has to face a different master on each floor. Now, Bruce being Bruce, he defeats each of the floor masters and manages to make it to his goal. Now you’re probably wondering…what the fuck does it have to do with me? Well, it’s simple. (leans in) You say you want to beat Salem…but you won’t get to Salem until you go through Hazel, through Watts, through Tyrian, and through Cinder. Now, what do you have to say to that-
(suddenly, we hear a loud gunshot. Mercury falls over dead. We then cut to Winter Schnee, who has entered the room and managed to shoot Mercury dead)
(How Winter is introduced in the scene: The camera zooms in on her feet, then slowly pans up to her face. For some reason, Winter is not wearing shoes)
Winter Schnee: Sorry for taking so long, sugar. I got held up in the airport. Did Mercury hurt you?
Qrow Branwen: Nah. You shot that motherfucker before he got the chance. Now hurry up and get me out of this motherfucking chair!
Michael Bay movies
(epic Hans Zimmer action music is blasting in the background. As it does, we cut to our main heroes battling a Grimm. The sun is either setting or rising in the background)
James Ironwood: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW! SPECIALIST SCHNEE, GET ON THE HORN AND CALL IN AN AC-130!
Winter Schnee: ON IT SIR! (on the radio) MOTHER HEN, THIS IS ICE QUEEN! LZ IS HOT, WE NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW! BRING THE THUNDER AND THE RAIN, OVER AND OUT!
Lie Ren: (screaming while running away from the Grimm) Please! I don’t want to die just yet! I’m still a virgin and I haven’t done it with Nora yet!
Yang Xiao Long: (slow-motion flips her hair majestically in the wind as she ducks a missile shot by the Grimm. Yes, this Grimm shoots missiles)
Jaune Arc: (swings Crocea Mors at the Grimm’s arms. As he does, we get a clear shot of his rippling abs and his bulging biceps)
Neptune Vasilias: Argh, this fight is SO DRAINING! I NEED A BREAK! (grabs a Budweiser on the ground, takes the cap off, and drinks it) Wow, that BUDWEISER really HIT THE SPOT! BUDWEISER!