This is by far my favourite thing I’ve seen for this community. I feel so much pressure to read certain books that I haven’t got the money to buy and I feel wrong talking about the ones I am reading. This community is great, and I know we all want to be pretentious and snobby, but let’s use that for aesthetic purposes and not to put others down.
(Btw ironically enough I found this text post on Instagram, not Tumblr and now I’m reposting it to Tumblr because idk how to find the original)
The original creators: @read-and-be-merry @iammewhooaryou @narukoibito
I have a paper cut in that fleshy space between my thumb and my index finger; it hurts.
wow how about that
Reblogged so fucking fast.
yo, i SMASHED that reblog button
Contrary to many romance movies…
You don’t start a romantic relationship! By just walking down the street and talking to random strangers!!!
People aren’t single because they don’t want to put themselves in potential danger holy shit
Why some men are single:
- They approach complete strangers.
- Talk to women who clearly don’t want to socialize.
- Feel entitled to a woman’s attention.
Robin would just have Heelys
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Then so do their creators, because Chuck Palahniuk and Justin Roiland have flatly said outright that Tyler Durden and Rick Sanchez are not people to be emulated in any shape or fashion because they *are* the negative aspects of their own lives.
Whoever created this meme has zero respect for nihilism and hedonism, and misplaced hatred of the mentally ill, and that’s a damn shame.
Thought I’d share a non covid meme.
hey here have some alternatives to these jerkfaces
you want a nihilist? you want someone in constant existential despair, who believes everything he does is functionally meaningless?
you want neurodivergence?
he’s worth idolizing
heck, if you want mental illness, this guy canonically has schizophrenia and complex PTSD, and despite his…unique career choices, even he’s better than the Joker:
and you want hedonism? why aren’t you idolizing her?:
what i’m saying is, there are a lot of heroes we could be hanging out with if we could just kick our habit of adoring assholes
The Snowbirds flew over my hometown of Charlottetown today; so cool to see.
“Alleged alligator in Ontario city pond turns out to be beaver.”
There’s something really funny about this
I just opened my fridge saw baby carrots and thought “who puts Cheetos in the fridge?” Brain fog is weird.
“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
How dare you be funnier than me
My heart aches; I’m so sorry Nova Scotia
i think im gonna make a quiz on which breed of cat are u…
I got Norwegian Forest
“You love the outdoors and want to learn everything you can about anything you can! your friends look up to you and follow your lead, even though you can be a little reckless. you’ve got a pure sense of humour and love to make other people laugh and smile, though you’re not afraid to call people out on their bullshit, and because of that you can be a little intimidating. you like to wear hats and can appreciate a good tacky shirt or mug. you usually carry lots of extra “just in case” items in your bag.”
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Happy Good Friday everyone!