when all of this is over, will you join me on a picnic?
Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Keith/Lotor (Voltron)
Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron)
Additional Tags: Partners in Crime, Strangers to Lovers, i guess?, no voltron au, No Voltron Lions, Thief Keith (Voltron), thief Lotor, Homelessness, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Homophobia Mentioned
During their teenage years Keith and Lotor had to live alone and provide for themselves by stealing. Together they managed to survive and get where they are today.
They are rich.
They are married.
And they are the famous masked criminal duo, known as the Galra.
They have continued stealing whenever and whatever they desired.
But as the police managed to get the upper hand this time, will they manage to escape yet again?
Chuuya *smiling at Aku*: Here. This is my phone number. You can call me whenever you have an emergency.
Dazai: He’s lying! Chuuya also gave it to me once, but he never showed up when I asked him.
Chuuya: Shut up, bandage freak! I’m sure Akutagawa is not going to call me so I kill a frigging spider.
Akutagawa *thinking about one that is crawling in his apartment just right now and he can’t deal with*: I guess I wouldn’t.
Absolutely inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t on youtube, but also because Peaches and I were talking shit about Bungou ships on a call. Manga spoilery ships under the cut if you’re an anime-only. @scalpel-mom-mori it’s your fault I’m not working on asks.
Yosano/Poe: You think the dynamic of Bakugou’s parents was cute and underdeveloped.
AkuHigu: You kin Higuchi, and you have a crush on Akutagawa.
AtsuKyouka: You only read fluff pics, and honestly, I respect that.
AtsuLucy: Either you’re me, or you just like tsunderes in general.
Ayatsuji/Tsujimura: You have a crush on Ayatsuji, which is valid, but you also want to see the world burn.
ChuuAkiko: You’re a bottom.
ChuuTsuji: You watched that one scene in Dead Apple, you dislike Ayatsuji, but you really like Tsujimura.
Dazai/Yosano: You like poetic irony, and you also like ability related angst.
Fitz/Louisa: You just want good things for Louisa—namely, for Fitz to appreciate her.
Hawthorne/Mitchell: You could write an essay on why this pairing is gorgeous and tragic.
Kunikida/Alcott: You ship rare pairs just because they’re rairpairs.
KyouKenji: You’re here for softness and pure cinnamon rolls.
MoriKou: You want to be stepped on, but you’re straight.
Ranpo/Yosano: Childhood friends is your only valid dynamic, and also you’re a manga reader.
Tanizakicest: You…want to get double teamed by the Tanizaki siblings.
ChuuAku: Dazai offends you on principle. Also, you want good things for Aku.
ChuuAngo: Not only does Dazai offend you, you want him to suffer.
ChuuAtsu: You want good things for Atsushi, and you’re here for the fluff.
ChuuMori: You have a vampire kink.
Dazai/Ranpo: You have a fetish for people smarter than you, and a humiliation kink.
DazAku: You kin Akutagawa.
FukuMori: Your ideal relationship dynamic is divorced parents.
FukuRanpo: …Daddy kink? But senpai-notice-me edition?
Fyodor/Dazai: You like the hatefuck dynamic of Soukoku, but either you’d be too jealous of Dazai or you think there’s not enough of the hate in the hatefuck.
KuniChuu: You just want good things for Kunikida, and you want them to bond over how much they hate Dazai.
KuniDazai: You don’t understand why people like Chuuya so much.
KuniKatai: You think Kunikida deserves a life outside of work. Also, you like the Steincraft dynamic, you just don’t like the body horror.
KuniRan: You ship because Ranpo is the only one Kunikida doesn’t bully.
OdaAku: You watched that one Dark Era scene and couldn’t stop laughing at Potato Sack!Akutagawa.
OdAngo: You consider only the first half of Dark Era canon. Also, you love the Buraiha, just without Dazai.
ODazai: You just want good things for Dazai.
RanPoe: You kin Poe, first of all, and you want a pet raccoon.
ShibuAtsu: You have a boner for Shibusawa.
Shin Soukoku: You’re a fan of the hatefuck dynamic and you want Akutagawa to stop being so emotionally constipated. Also, you ship Sasuke and Naruto.
Steincraft: You started shipping this for the crack, but at some point you started shipping it unironically and you’ve never looked back.
Soukoku: You can’t decide between your boner for Chuuya and your boner for Dazai. Ie, you’re at least half the fandom.
TachiChuu: You like the senpai-notice-me dynamic of AkuHigu, but you could do without the physical assault.
Tanizaki/Tachihara: You have a redhead fetish.
HiguGin: You just want good things for Higuchi! And you have a massive crush on Gin. It’s okay, so do I.
Kouyou/Yosano: This is the same joke as MoriKou, but you like girls.
LucyKyou: You read the chapter after Atsushi passes out, and then thought, “but lesbians” and completely forgot about him.
Lucy/Louisa: You want good things for Lucy! Also, you’re into cottage core.
TsujiHigu: Subordinates kink? You like the dynamic of gals being pals and bonding over their shitty bosses.
TsujiYosano: You like the idea of strong independent women.
YosaKyou: Mommy kink. Also, something something sharp objects kink.
KouKyou: Extra mommy kink.