All Might: “Young Bakugou don’t do anything foolish”
Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations
flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married
college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened
raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’
I thought the black panther was female
Also, a worthy mention with them:
You forgot Jumba and Pleakly
two of Lilo’s many fathers, combine to form an unholy mix of science-dad jokes between them, highest form of twink/bear relationship
the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him
I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime
How in the hell???
anyone else upset that they’re trying to give robots ugly, uncanny valley human faces instead of daft punk heads or tv heads
No one wants to bring home and fuck their own fooly cooly robot
Bud, you have no idea about how utterly wrong you are.
every human ive ever encountered in my entire life actively wants to fuck the flcl robot
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”
Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”
Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War
Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.”
Thor: *nodding* “Right.”
Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”
Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”
Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”
Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”
Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.”
Thor: “… you lost me.”
- you think people are ready for contact with us?
- let’s try their drinks
- wow l i q u i d
the translation does nothing to explain this
This meme is too advanced for human eyes and was received too early in our evolution
Aries: You are the zulu spear in a telemarketers neck. Unexpected, and mercifully quick.
Taurus: You are the fistfight in the chuck-e-cheese. Far more fun than you have any right to be, honestly.
Gemini: You are the creepy mannequin at the target. Equal parts pretty and unsettling.
Cancer: You are the blood spattered harmonica. There is a strange story behind you.
Leo: You are peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut with a hatchet. Fashioned of the same stuff, but in a more interesting way.
Virgo: You are the substitute teachers broken collar bone. Mysterious, a source of gossip perhaps?
Libra: You are the Druid at Disneyland. Having a lot of fun under your terrifying mask.
Scorpio: You are the newest drug sweeping the nation. A source of panic for good christian mothers.
Sagittarius: You are the exposed nipple at the PTA meeting. Unintentionally the most fascinating thing in the room.
Capricorn: You are distant booming laughter. Foreboding, but quite the nice time.
Aquarius: You are a hijacked forklift. A tiny, yet gleeful, force of destruction.
Pisces: You are the barrel of antlers at the antique shop. Full of the prettiest parts of many dead things.
Flame Atronachs are a species of Daedra that prefer ranged magic to physical combat.
Flame Atronachs are the weakest and most common atronachs encountered.
Constructed entirely of fire, Flame Atronachs resemble humanoid females wearing black metal armor. They possess horns, pointed ears, three fingers, and two toes.
you ever think of an idea so bad that drawing it feels like a curse
I think the worst thing about this is how the Hamburger Helper gloves have their faces on the back instead of the palm
i didnt realize there were Hamburger Helper lore experts here on tumblr dot com
here is a Mickey Mouse version instead to make up for my egregious error
What about Knuckles’ gloves?