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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    07.12.2019 - 2 days ago

    chibiwing-aka-nozomikei:

    On top of all of this, you shouldn’t even be diffusing many of the things if you have pets! It varies depending on what type of animal (cat, dog, bird, rodent, rabbit, etc), but many of the most common ones can make your pet very sick or kill them when you put them in the air your breathe!

    Harmful to dogs:

    Cinnamon

    Citrus (d-limonene)

    Pennyroyal

    Peppermint

    Pine

    Sweet birch

    Tea tree (melaleuca)

    Wintergreen

    Ylang ylang

    Anise

    Clove

    Thyme

    Juniper

    Yarrow

    Garlic

    Harmful to cats:

    Wintergreen

    Sweet birch

    Citrus (d-limonene)

    Pine

    Ylang ylang

    Peppermint

    Cinnamon

    Pennyroyal

    Clove

    Eucalyptus

    Tea tree (melaleuca)

    Thyme

    Oregano

    Lavender

    wikdsushi:

    Spread this far and wide. Right now, there are people giving these things to their children and pets instead of legitimate medical or veterinary help. I’ve even heard of a restaurant that has a whole line of cocktails with essential oils added to them.

    the-wiccans-glossary:

    I just want to get a post spreading this again, since others haven’t been on my dash lately, and misinformation has: YOU CANNOT INGEST ESSENTIAL OILS.

    There is no brand that you can inject. If it is an essential oil, you cannot consume it. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FOOD GRADE ESSENTIAL OIL. Doterra and Other similar companies will try to tell you that you can add them to food and drinks, but you cannot.

    Please don’t do it. The list of side effects it can cause is truly almost endless, but I’ll list a few of them.

    1. It can burn the inside of your body, including the throat and stomach.

    2. It can similarly cause chemical burns.

    3. Some oils, such as cypress, can cause medications to stop working.

    4. Can cause respiratory distress and failure.

    5. Can cause disturbances in the mucous membranes and cause coughing, vomiting, and more.

    6. Eucalyptus can cause seizures.

    7. Nutmeg can cause coma.

    Pretty much no matter which oil you’re ingesting, you’re being poisoned. There is no safe essential oil to ingest. If you can’t do consume herbal concentrates, try an infusion or a tincture. But not an essential oil.

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    05.12.2019 - 4 days ago

    goblincore-aesthetic:

    Big Steppy was h e r e

    thechadslayer:

    Feel free to reblog Big Steppy. Help him go as far as possible!

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    02.12.2019 - 1 week ago

    lady-boa :

    Me, chanting quietly at the gods for help: I messed up, I messed up, Oh gods, I really messed up this time

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    22.11.2019 - 2 weeks ago

    half-cartoon-wolf:

    So I’ve heard about moodboards and thought that stuff was pretty fun, specially the way some people make them.

    So I decided to just fuck up with them and make random stuff. So I made this, a moodboard about Tyranids (I don’t even like them, but IDC)

    I made another cause I’m a dirty bastard without a life.

    This time is on my favourite boi Garviel Loken.

    #warhammer#warhammer 40k#moodboard#moodboards#aesthetic#aesthetics#Garviel Loken#Horus Rising#horus heresy#loken #he's my favourite boi #btw fuck horus #and erebus too
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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    21.11.2019 - 2 weeks ago

    So I’ve heard about moodboards and thought that stuff was pretty fun, specially the way some people make them.

    So I decided to just fuck up with them and make random stuff. So I made this, a moodboard about Tyranids (I don’t even like them, but IDC)

    #warhammer 40k#warhammer#tyranids#moodboard#aesthetic #i don't know what im doing #seriously someone help me #aesthetics
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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    06.08.2019 - 4 monts ago

    @papa-trotsky I see that you’ve liked many of my reblogs, can I call you daddy trostky?

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    06.08.2019 - 4 monts ago

    corsairesix :

    loreweaver-universe :

    One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character’s history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they’d gone overboard and given him too much.  Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted–he’s said that it was the best character prep he’d ever been given, and he wished more people would do that.

    It’s worth noting that this character dies in the tutorial

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    06.08.2019 - 4 monts ago
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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    06.08.2019 - 4 monts ago

    nadhie :

    Sometimes when I’m thinking about Good Omens’ resident husbands jokes and headcanons (as you do) I encounter this conflict -like a lot of times: I usually start thinking of Azi as the idiot

    But then I’m like nO it is Crowley the dumb one, so my thoughts evolve to

    BUT THEN I remember the truth of it all: they are both the idiot.

    here’s the meme source

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  • madmans-workshop:
winterim-the-great:

Astartes, noAstartes, what are you doing

No, you’re breathtaking!
    half-cartoon-wolf
    02.08.2019 - 4 monts ago

    madmans-workshop :

    winterim-the-great :

    Astartes, no

    Astartes, what are you doing

    No, you’re breathtaking!

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    02.08.2019 - 4 monts ago

    itsjustabutton :

    thebootydiaries :

    itsjustabutton :

    thebootydiaries :

    anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

    im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

    get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  =^-^=

    u know what i’d rather die

    THEN PEWISH

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    22.07.2019 - 4 monts ago

    a-very-real-human:

    like/reblog if u are:

    • a bitch
    • a bastard
    • an all around fool
    • an omnipresent all-powerful being
    • a sparrow
    • c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
    • capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
    • an eldritch being

    no one will know which one u chose! :D

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    28.06.2019 - 5 monts ago

    ripplestarfairy :

    you’ve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

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  • profeminist:

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BI / PAN PRIDE and VISIBILITY not ERASURE!!!
Happy Pride Month!!!
    half-cartoon-wolf
    19.06.2019 - 5 monts ago

    profeminist :

    Source

    BI / PAN PRIDE and VISIBILITY not ERASURE!!!

    Happy Pride Month!!!

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    15.06.2019 - 5 monts ago

    Me: *reads about all the cool stuff crows do and how great friends they can be*

    Me: *googles “where do find crows in [my city’s name]?”, “How to befriend crows”, “food for crows”

    My mom: What are you planning this time?

    #crows #crows are cool #I want a bird friend #advice?
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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    25.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    b0ytemper :

    Mama ABSOLUTELY raised a quitter

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    25.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    xxslasher-skeletonxx :

    tuzz-fuzz-wuzz :

    the-jingler :

    sabertoothwalrus :

    ctimbro93 :

    ctimbro93 :

    Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

    - Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

    - Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

    - Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head. 

    - Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

    - Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

    - Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

    - When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly. 

    - Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

    - Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it. 

    - The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy. 

    i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better. 

    To the few guys I know having surgery this week!

    -the headache you get a couple days after the surgery because the anesthesia is leaving your body hurts 200 times more than the surgery itself. And even that isn’t too bad.

    -after a week or, you ITCH. It’s awful. Try not to touch your stitches too much. An ice pack will help.

    Here is a guide from a hospital’s website on how to take care of your stitches

    keeping this for when i get my surgery eventually

    Tips!!!

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    23.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    blackwingedangel26 :

    After re-watching RTTE, all I can think of is how i want the HTTYD3 to arrive sooner so I can cleanse myself of this series. Don’t get me wrong, I have always liked it. It’s just… re-watching it, with a critical eye this time, made me realize how lacking (and at times disappointing) it is. Especially the last season. I hope if ever DW will be making more httyd content in the future, it’ll be better than this one… more solid plot, in-character portrayals of the characters, not rushed… basically, something that the fandom truly deserves. But, this is just my opinion.

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  • yourshithusbando-oftheday:

The shit husbando of the day:

Santodes from If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device
    half-cartoon-wolf
    20.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    yourshithusbando-oftheday :

    The shit husbando of the day:

    Santodes from If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    20.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    incorrect-primarchs-quotes :

    Sanguinius, walking into a room: Good morning!

    Horus: Good morning.

    Perturabo: Morning.

    Fulgrim: You guys sound like robots. How about something more enthusias-

    Angron: *Busts the door down* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    18.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    zattera :

    fingersinhisassfriday :

    thespectacularspider-girl :

    quinzelade :

    thespectacularspider-girl :

    miintymilk :

    holy fuck.

    We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

    Edit:

    To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

    Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

    He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

    If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

    That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

    … I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

    But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

    That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

    This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

    The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

    Shut up

    also

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    18.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    witchesvscommunism :

    dawnofthebadpuns :

    incandescent-creativity :

    animetitle :

    me writing dialogue: “what is man but a vessel through which a higher entity may see? what is his purpose? must he find a purpose? we are but stardust; the universe comprehending itself.”

    me writing action: they ran real fast from the bad men aand legs hurty

    me writing action: Her legs pounded against the earth, the familiar jolt grounding her like nothing else could. Magic, gods, royalty—she didn’t know anything about that. But running? That’s something she’d been doing since day one.

    me writing dialogue: “I dunno man whatchu wanna do” “I dunno. What do you think?” “Hey man I don’t know”

    me writing action: room go boom

    me writing dialogue: noppity nope, that ain’t dope

    The holy trinity of writing

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    12.05.2019 - 6 monts ago

    transmasculineselfielove :

    Hi I’m Julius (He/Him). Looking for some fellow trans guys to be my friends since most of my friends are girls and they don’t really understand lol. I’m pretty friendly so please follow me and I’ll follow you back to show my love for all my brothers❤️

    Tumblr @loudestwhispers

    Snapchat: Smoltranbean

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    <3

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    buckythelittlepuppy :

    queencatradora :

    always-slytherins :

    lana–22 :

    what-even-is-thiss :

    queencatradora :

    tryingmygoshdangdarndest :

    bleachtrippin :

    queencatradora :

    queencatradora :

    queencatradora :

    i went to the dentist today and my dentist honest to god said “can i ask you a question…….what the hell is in your mouth”

    it was in awe lmao

    then the hygienist and assistant all came over to look too and they were like “wooooow” and my ass was sitting there like

    oh my god i posted this and then went to work, and

    story time

    okay so to preface this, my hometown where i’m originally from is a really fucking weird place. like from the outside it seems like a normal suburban town, but once you’re there for awhile you get the feeling that’s something’s not…quite all together. a lot of people are really fucking weird there — so much so that that was a running joke in school growing up, that people in the town were just like that. everyone knew not to go out to the farm lands surrounding the town especially at night, we called it “the cuts” and people used to disappear out there all the time or get shot at by the especially weird people that would live out there. the news was and still is truly a thing of horror. every time i come back i’m regaled with even more stories of crazy shit that has happened there.

    to put it in perspective we generally never had “normal crime” like robbery or anything like that when i lived there, though that did happen sometimes. the news stories were always like, “a kid was kidnapped by local residents and tortured in a house around the corner,” “a random person was chased down and shot for sport in a really nice neighborhood,” “someone was gored to death by a bull while out car shopping,” etc. (these are all real, btw). everyone does drugs and the whole town is located really close to a government site where they test nuclear weapons and chemicals and shit. this is how i grew up, in this bizarre environment.

    i need to preface it this way so that you get that it’s weird. it’s a fucking weird place. i used to listen to the welcome to night vale podcast and make comparisons from it to my hometown, that’s how weird it is.

    i only say this so you know that this town is where i got my orthodontics from.

    all the kids in my town went to this one particular orthodontist. i also used to go to a dentist in town that a lot of people went to as well. i had a permanent retainer put on my bottom teeth after braces and no one had ever said anything to me about the model of retainer itself or it being weird type of retainer at all. i saw a ton of other people (mostly other kids that were my age at the time) that had the same type of retainer as me too so i never thought about it.

    so i kept my retainer in — it’s never caused me problems and it keeps my teeth straight, why not?

    however i went to a dentist for the first time in a metropolitan area now, and when he saw it in my mouth his literal first reaction was to say “uh can i ask you a question….what the hell is that”

    LITERALLY the words that he said

    which in hindsight makes almost too much sense. of course my town of all towns would put these weird unnecessary contraptions in kids’ mouths, and of course it happened so much that everyone just thought it was normal. that sounds exactly, to a T, like my hometown.

    my permanent bottom retainer is apparently this prototype that is so rare that he’s literally never seen it before in his life, not in dental school, nowhere. it’s not that it’s an outdated type, it’s just rare as fuck. they were still staring at pictures of it on my chart in wonder when i left the office.

    so just know somewhere out there, in a weird ass suburban town where they test nuclear weapons and a good portion of the residents go fucking nuts, there’s probably hundreds of people still walking around with this same contraption in their mouth that exists nowhere else in the world thinking, “yeah, that’s cool. that makes sense. let me go drink the definitely not-contaminated water now and never move away from here.”

    This sounds like an X-files episode

    Okay, so I looked into it and I think that the town is Tracy, California.

    I looked up the bull-murder thing OP mentioned and Tracy seemed to be only town that came up with a matching case. Though the man didn’t actually die from his injuries everything else matches up one for one. So just to make sure that it was the right town I looked to see if there was any murder-torture of young people in Tracy, and unfortunately there was. It was a 17 year old boy who escaped and survived the torture. And just to solidify that it was in fact Tracy I looked up shootings in residential areas and there was one of a 20 year old man who was shot and killed in a nice neighborhood.

    Okay, but I decided to look into Tracy more to find out more information about it and the town is super suspicious. There’s been a lot of murders and shooting in the town. Back in 2009 an 8 year old girl, Sandra Cantu, was kidnapped and murdered by a Sunday school teacher who said she had no idea why she killed Sandra. Another case happened in 2018 when four underage boys were shot and one was killed by four teenage boys. There’s a lot of news stories on shootings, homicides, and drug busts in that town. It’s a really cute town from the outside, if you just look up Tracy, California there’s a lot of really cute businesses and nice articles on sweet things that happen in the town, but if you actually look into it the town is really sketchy.

    So yeah, this sketchy town with a military base, multiple homicides and shootings is maybe Tracy, California.

    ………………..yeah, you guys caught me

    i grew up in tracy

    also i have to add another person’s tags to this since it’s honesty hour because they’re hilarious and true

    Honestly I wasn’t even surprised when I found out it was in California. Even less surprised when googled it and found out it was near the Bay Area. That sounds about right.

    Apparently the motto is “Think Inside the Triangle” and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

    Im rebolgging just to add that it’s illegal to see the news from the city in UE. Like, LITERALLY:

    it’s….what now

    Please get out of this place

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    just-another-guardsman :

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    transftmthoughts :

    Me: *over the counter of the doctor’s office* Can I get a dick? Can I please get a dick? 

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    atheist-xmas :

    thekingandqueenofcheese :

    smallmetal :

    photoshop-and-chocolate :

    sushinfood :

    automata-systemata-hydromata :

    tredlocity :

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    at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

    It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

    That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

    HUH????

    Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

    Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    lady-feral:

    rgfellows:

    So, in my art history class today, my professor was talking about something that is so fuckin awesome.

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    These are warrior shields from the Wahgi people of Papua New Guinea. The warriors paint them with imagery meant to symbolize animals who have traits they wish to embody in battle. These depictions are intended to give the person using it the powers of what they’re depicting.

    Now. Look at this Wahgi shield:

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    Hmm. That looks a bit different from the others.

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    That looks VERY different. Why, it looks like

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    The Phantom… American comic book character by Lee Falk. And that’s because it is.

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    The Wahgi people were isolated from the rest of the “modern” world until 1933. They came into contact with WWII service men who shared some aspects of western culture with the tribesmen. In particular, they showed them the comic books they read while shipped out. The Wahgi loved them. In particular, the Wahgi adored the stories of the Phantom, who wasn’t even particularly popular in its home of America.

    He is so popular that the few Wahgi who can read english will read the comics out loud in the village center and hold out the pages for everyone to see, so the whole tripe can enjoy them and marvel at the Phantom’s might in battle.

    They identify with the Phantom because he came from a jungle territory, like them, wore a mask to fight, like them, and came from a long line of warriors, which the Wahgi, who worshiped their ancestors, deeply respected. Further, despite not really having superpowers, the Phantom is strong, clever, and incredibly fast. He was so fast that his enemies began to believe that he was impervious to bullets and could not be killed.

    Therefore, the Wahgi began painting HIM on their shields to invoke HIS abilities in battle. There are TONS of Phantom-Wahgi shields out there.

    So, you might think that you’re huge comic book fan, but the Wahgi have taken their Phantom fandom to the next level and have made the Phantom a fucking talisman to carry into battle for strength.

    That is pretty fucking cool.

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  • half-cartoon-wolf
    09.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    interstellarvagabond :

    jomjjeoro :

    hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

    listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

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  • markuroth:

Space Marines Funko POP! Collection 
    half-cartoon-wolf
    04.05.2019 - 7 monts ago

    markuroth :

    Space Marines Funko POP! Collection 

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