Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?😂
- I met you and suddenly became afraid of death. I’m afraid of the day when I can’t make you laugh or see your smile. I am afraid of the day when you will cry because of me and I cannot do anything to comfort you. I am obsessed with you, I love you, and I am afraid of the world without you.
Forever yours, A. Hamilton
Hamilton violated the bros before hoes agreement by leaving Tench to fuck his wife
hamilton violated the bros before hoes agreement just by existing
hamilton violated the bros before hoes agreement by fucking his bro :/
I would watch the fuck out of this
HERE IS MY 32 SLIDE PRESENTATION ON JOHN LAURENS!!! im sorry if the grammar is bad and spelling is bad i did this in 3 hours and i have a fever.
Sorry its so long and i hope you all enjoy and love John Laurens
Lafayette: Why don’t you want Washington to call you ‘son’ but you call John ‘Daddy’?
Hamilton: Those are entirely two different-wait, how do you know about that?
Lafayette: My tent is right next to yours.
Hamilton: … oh dear God …
Lafayette: That’s another thing you say. Does Laurens have a superiority complex?
What is Alexander Hamilton’s personality described as?
peevish little tool
Who did Major John Andre marry?
Benedict Arnold, of course
hercules: lock up your daughters and horses, of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets
laurens: dude, im waaaaaay too gay for this, let’s go back to talking about the revolution
laurens: nvm, leT’S TALK ABOUT SEX
I just watched the first episode of Turn: Washington’s Spies
Its so good, if you haven’t watched it yet I would 100% recommend it
Now im off to binge watch the rest of season 1
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”
“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
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1.) He was, like, really tall. (He was around 5'11, which was like NBA status back then.)
2.) He was skinny too.
3.) HE WAS A GINGER!
4.) He was very punctual, and hated being late.
5.) Most people just called him Gilbert du Motier.
6.) Most people who knew him said he was very polite and never used crude or foul language
7.) He looked up to George Washington and saw him as a father (his real father died when he was very young and was also a soldier, as were most of his ancestors).
8.) He looked up to him so much that he named his son Georges Washington.
9.) He was advised to name his daughter something French and named her Marie Antoinette Virginine (spelling might be off). He named her after Washington’s home state, and really only referred to her as such.
10.) When he was 8, he tried to fight a wild hyena.
11.) He spoke Latin!
12.) He was very passionate about social justice and fought in both the American and French Revolutions (even though he risked being killed during the Reign of Terror because of his noble status).
13.) He loved America so much that he requested the American flag be flown over his grave (and I believe it still is to this day!)
14.) He lived to be 77 with a big family.
I absolutely headcannon John Laurens as being a skilled dancer- especially your fancy ball-kinda dances where you go to shmooze with people. Dancing means he doesn’t have to talk to people about politics off to the side - and on top of it, he’s not really attracted to the ladies, so there’s a lot less nerves when dancing and he can actually relax and enjoy himself. He’s not trying to woo or impress a potential bed partner.
Now if dancing back then was acceptable with men and Alex asked him to dance? And they weren’t already getting hot and heavy? Different story, our Disaster Gay would still be talented, but he would be so tense that you could shove a piece of coal up his ass and get a diamond.
The prompt: Drunk/Alcohol
My ideas: None
Anyone have any ideas for tomorrow’s Lams prompt?😂
Lafayette: Remember you telling me about that puppy you’ve been wanting?
Quincy Adams: Yes?
Lafayette: Well, I got you a little present.
Quincy Adams: Oh, Marquis, you shouldn’t have-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!
Lafayette: Meet Georgey the gator!