More of these since I’ve been thinking about them all again XD
Lots of fun ^^
Percy, coming home from the aquarium with Estelle, seeing Sally and Poseidon on the couch halfway to an *interesting* situation:
Sally: “…We didn’t think you were going to be home for a while…”
Percy, remembering how Estelle was babbling to the fish:
nico and maria di angelo
the sleep, eugène carrière // my mother and i, lucy dacus // are you there momma?, katherine gallagher // marjorie, taylor swift // the last olympian, rick riordan // mother and child, norah neilson gray // ila oummi, mahmoud darwish // the demigod files, rick riordan // marjorie, taylor swift
my hot take of the day is that all of the time inconsistencies of the rrverse exist in cannon as a byproduct of them literally killing the god of time
i need you all to know im 100% serious about this after they defeated kronos what if time just got Messed Up and now when someone asks what year it is percy says 2012 or whatever year instinctually but society just collectively disagrees and functions in the year 2018 without recognizing they skipped six years
i want to see hazel and nico learn about the world together man they don’t know anything. i want them to see a cellphone and be like bro what the HELL is that. also they’re both terrified of microwaves. they don’t get any jokes. everyone makes fun of them for this and they’re mad so they go hang out together and complain
Ever think about how Piper was all “How dare you guys flirt and make people fall in love with you and then break their heart! That’s horrible!”
And they were like “it’s a right of passage as children of Aphrodite!”
And Piper was like “Not anymore! That’s not how love should work. I hereby declare we’re gonna stop doing that!”
And then she… and then she broke up with Jason… broke his heart. And it wasn’t intentional, and they were still best friends afterward, but… she still wound up doing the exact same thing she was so against in the beginning and, like, maybe her siblings were right.
Maybe it wasn’t just them bring cruel, maybe all children of Aphrodite inevitably break someone’s heart at least once, almost like a curse.
After a while maybe the Aphrodite kids realize this decided to turn it into a game, one where they themselves didn’t get hurt. If you plan on breaking someone’s heart from the beginning then you can keep from getting too attached and won’t have to suffer heartbreak yourself. This is a tradition going back perhaps generations, breaking someone’s heart before they can find their true love. Breaking someone’s heart so later they won’t break the heart of the person they actually fall in love with
Because if you remember Aphrodite from the books you’d agree she no doubt believes in something along the lines of “everyone should experience love to the fullest, including the beauty of heartbreak” so… she’s actually probably responsible for this “curse” or “right of passage”
And Piper just didn’t realize, and maybe the current Aphrodite children also forgot the lesson learned from their predecessors, they don’t actually have a choice saying “I will never break someone’s heart.” They just choose whether or not it’s intentional, whether or not they feel the heartbreak, too.
why are people arguing about leo or annabeth being smarter. they would never fight about this. they would fight about something even stupider. leo and annabeth make powerpoints to present to the others about whether or not water is wet. leo convinces percy to give a quote agreeing with him and percy doesnt know annabeth is involved until theyre both presenting
this anon has singlehandedly demolished all leo/annabeth intelligence discourse i swear to god
As much as I love old man teenager Nico who grew up in the 40s since Hades dipped him in the river Lethe, I’m guessing most of his childhood memories come from the Lotus Hotel which offers far more chaotic opportunities:
- Nico uses slang but since he’s picked it up at the Casino it’s a weird mixture of slang from every decade, so he says ‘Groovy’ and 'radical’ unironically. Will is torn between finding this hilarious, adorable, and annoying.
- His knowledge of pop culture is VERY hit and miss: he has no idea who The Beatles are but he does know every Queen song
- He didn’t know Freddie Mercury died and was heartbroken when he found out
- Somehow Will ended up telling both Nico and Apollo, who hadn’t checked in in a while on the same day
- It was a rough day for everyone
- While Nico knows some history but its mostly what he’s picked up from people at the Casino so it’s very weird and disjointed
- Like he genuinely thought the moon landing being faked was an accepted fact for the longest time
- He also has basically no concept of time when it comes to history, he learns about the cold War and thinks it lasted about a week, because to him, it kind of did
- Most of the movies he’s seen are ones he went to see with Bianca, so it’s mostly the classic chick flicks,
- He’s kind of embarrassed about this, and rewatching them is bitter sweet, but he does show them to Hazel who also loves them
- They end up quoting them all the time
- He is great at poker, like he can even beat the Hermes kids and knows a ton of card games
- He’s also good at video games
- He managed to convince half the camp that Elvis was in fact alive, and living in the Casino
More weird, has no concept of time or history, chaotic Nico.
nico is good with kids bc he’ll ask them shit like “how do you feel about the current socioeconomic state of america” and have a very genuine, serious conversation with them even if they’re talking complete nonsense
some random seven year old demigod: play princesses with me!!
nico: sure! now that you’re a major political figure how do you plan on handling the weight of knowing that every single thing you do will be considered a reflection of your country?
a buzzfeed unsolved solangelo au where Will doesn’t really believe in ghosts but acts like ryan to be respectful Just In Case he’s proven wrong and Nico fully believes in ghosts but acts like shane anyway because he lacks self preservation skills
on the other hand will believes in aliens and nico thinks the moon landing was faked
no but it must be so weird when new demigods ask hazel and nico about their gradly parent bc with everyone else its like the god of water or luck or rainbows and those are all things people know exist, but then hades??? the Underworld?? every conversation explaining that is gonna turn into a discussion about theology and moral philosophy
like??? new campers are gonna ask percy if he can talk to fish and thats so fun!!! they’re gonna ask nico how mortal souls are weighed and whether or not their grandma went to heaven
my idea of piper from the first chapter of lost hero! (when jason’s wakes up on the bus lol)
saw this jacket on the brandy melville site and actually gasped out loud bc it’s what i pictured in my head when i read the lost hero wahh it was so pretty,, obv the ripped jeans bc grrr shes edgy ! shoes are nike monarch iv’s bc idk chunky dad lookin shoes fit her well .. ramona flowers ish hair of course i will die on that hill
[image description: a drawing of piper mclean sitting on a pastel yellow background. she is a cherokee teenager with brown skin, brown eyes, and straight long dark brown hair. she wears a pastel green baggy jacket, ripped blue jeans, mismatching colourful socks, and chunky white nike shoes. she is sitting with one leg crossed behind the other and is leaning forward slightly with a smile.]
the kids want their pizza[ID: A digital painting of Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, and Annabeth Chase. They’re sitting around a table with a plaid red tablecloth and a hanging red light shining above their heads. The image is cut off right below their knees. They’re all smiling and looking at something off screen. Percy is sitting on the left, and he has an arm on the back of the chair. He has brown skin, curly black hair in an undercut, and green eyes. He’s wearing a puffy, blue winter jacket. Grover is in the middle holding an juice box. He has freckled dark brown skin, black hair, and brown eyes. He’s wearing a puffy, light green jacket and a green beanie. Annabeth is sitting on the right, and her hands are folded together. She has pale skin, wavy blonde hair, and bluish gray eyes. She’s wearing a puffy, brown winter jacket. They’re all sitting in front of a window. Outside, the sky is dark blue and snowing. The border of the image looks frosted, so it looks like it’s frozen. End ID.]
the first time will solace saw a monster he didn’t even processes it bc he’s lived in a small town in the middle nowhere, texas his whole life and yk what sometimes you see weird glowing eyes in cornfields thats just part of country life
“This little piece of gold,, I feel like this brings me closer and closer to my destiny. I’ll keep chasing that dream, that bliss. It’s waiting for me.”
Victor,, I have missed you so much ✨✨✨✨ Can you believe that if he hadn’t become Yuri’s idol they might never have met 😭😭😭 Vitya winning his first Olympic gold, it’s so important for the overall story and I have no idea what will happen but THIS NEW YURI ON ICE TEASER IS GIVING ME LIIIIFE. I couldn’t help but imagine tears welling up in his eyes as he feels his future happiness coming closer and closer with every win. Oh sweet Victor, Ice Adolescence is going to be everything. I cannot wait 😭💕💕💕
When I say I hate White people never ever am I talking about this lovely man right here. This is my king hoe. I love him. We’re like this 🤞🏽, we go way back. Don’t ever play with him in my presence.