this is an “enemies to lovers” fanfiction in the making
So for Day 20… Golem are technically proto-robots… so Golem-inspired pokemon are valid as tangentially robots, right?
Her theme for this year is “Mythological Beings”, which I wished to blend with my “Robots and AIs” prompt. Hence, my choosing for this piece ✨👻✨ I can’t wait to see what will she do with this!
If anybody needs me to tag spoilers for the new season of the clone wars just let me know what you’d like me to use
I really like the headcanon that:
A. Anakin and Padmé were absolutely rubbish at being discreet about their relationship and didn’t even realize it
B. Obi-Wan figured it out himself early on because he isn’t an idiot, and didn’t say anything in the hope that Anakin would eventually tell Obi-Wan himself
C. To make sure Anakin and Padmé’s secret, already poorly-kept by the idiots themselves, didn’t get out to the Council (resulting in Anakin being kicked out of the Order), Obi-Wan found himself having to constantly make distractions for the other Council members when they came close to stumbling upon the truth (which wouldn’t happen so often if you would stop KISSING YOUR SECRET WIFE IN PUBLIC, ANAKIN), including at one point taking Mace Windu out for a beautiful evening at the Galactic Gardens
Mace Windu spends the next few weeks annoyed Obi-Wan hasn’t asked him for a second date.
I’ve always seen the difference as:
Bi people are attracted to multiple genders
Pan people are attracted regardless of gender
Which is not a difference in practice, merely in reasoning, so it shouldn’t be a big deal to anybody how you identify
Death Note is so funny, actually, because the entire first half is just L going, “So, I think you’re a serial killer. It just seems likely.” And then Light goes, “Would you still say that if I did – THIS?” *performs a bunch of social cues that make himself seem trustworthy* And L, who is incredibly autistic and only has to interface with as much of this as he feels like analyzing manually, is like “…Are you done?” And Light’s like, “What? I mean, I guess.” And L goes, “Great. As I was saying –” Meanwhile everybody fucking else is in the background going, “NOW HANG ON, MAYBE WE SHOULD HEAR LIGHT OUT.”
the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:
- a cop
- a villain who’s shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they’re homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn’t return their feelings 😔
- blink and you’ll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there’s 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays
third point: you can be annoyed by something and just. Not Tell the People How Annoying It Is. I don’t really like theater music either, imo it’s kinda boring, but that doesn’t mean I make fun of theater kids :||
like people will make countless posts about respecting neurodivergent people who had “weird” interest or talk a lot about their interests and then turn around and say “i hate theater kids theyre annoying”
that post thats like “dont let the theater kid within 15 ft of the aux” or whatever it says is actually very much shit. like ok shit on kids for their interests & wanting to share their interest with their friends?? what is wrong with you people do you not have an ounce of compassion for other humans in your body? your entire life really just consists of you turning being mean to people into a personality. why do people hate kids for having interests. ill never get over these posts
*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes
That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer.
I pay for my own gatorade and do with it how ever the hell I like!
oh I would hate to be standing on some girders playing my old timey record player only for my horrible adult grandson to land on top of me and kick me off the girders and start playing his own modern stereo system! infuriating! i would throw a TNT barrel at him!!!
Debut: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Oh goodness! Look who’s here- you’re just in time! Jojora’s visiting, and she kindly invited us to tea. In our own house, mind you. Who knew we had a full tea set as well as valuable baroque furniture just lying around? Anyway, won’t you join us?
We were just discussing uhm… Mario & Luigi, Superstar Saga. How convenient! Such a fun, whimsical kind of game! So much fun, every area is named after a different kind of laughter- Oho Oasis, Teehee Valley, Chucklehuck Woods… but after a certain point, the whimsicality is gone. The joke is over. It’s Joke’s End.
And it’s exactly in this area called Joke’s End that we find Jojora- this lovely, bratty little girl who just wants someone to play with, I presume. She sure is awfully rude, though. In fact, this place used to belong to her friend’s cousin’s ancestor! Don’t you wish you had those kinda connections?
But this tea party would be a tad lonely with only two people. Er, three people. Luigi’s here, too. So Jojora wants to invite a friend! They’re all good people, but you get to pick one to invite, out of four choices!
So in the spirit of the game, what do you say we do the same for our little tea party, and invite one of these friends of hers onto the blog? Go ahead, pick one! Do you want to invite Chucklissa, Oholina, Hoohoolia, or Teeheena? It’s like a choose your own adventure book!
Mind you, I said pick one. Don’t let me catch you picking several, or you’ll end up as a teatime snack, kapeesh?
I finished wolf 359 tonight
I’ll do a bigger write up tomorrow but damn that was a great podcast
I just reblogged a bunch so stop right here if you don’t want spoilers