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migght fucks around and watch Dora rhe Exploorta

bitch i think my laptop is as drunbk as me

oh i am so sexy

helloitsbees:

revised addition

WE’VE GOT THE LYRIC “FEELIN’ GAY” LADIES!!!!!

WE’VE GOT MARILYN LADIES

oh ladies we are In It Now

billy wilder said fuck the police lol

i forgot that this fun little movie about crossdressing and showbiz starts with the fucking st. valentine’s day massacre

OH btw blacklist #jess watches Some Like It Hot if you don’t want to see my drunken hot takes on a movie made in the late 50s lmao

stunts for DAYS

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

sometimes a bitch just wants to watch Phantom Thread (2017)

nevermind the dvr recording has ad breaks 😒

a bitch will watch Some Like It Hot (1959) instead

helloitsbees:

sometimes a bitch just wants to watch Phantom Thread (2017)

nevermind the dvr recording has ad breaks 😒

sometimes a bitch just wants to watch Phantom Thread (2017)

sabertoothwalrus:

asimovsideburns:

did Justin have to find out over twitter that his brother and sister-in-law are having another baby

did Travis tell twitter before he told his family

last time Travis told Justin he was adding a new member to his family before announcing it publicly Justin bought the url lilyisaverygoodgirl.com and had it direct to his twitter

ectobee :

she’s stylish 

shock :

i was like ‘its fine’ as i poured four shots of vodka into my peach mango orange juice completely deadpan, i was like ‘it’s fine’ when i couldnt taste it over the wonderful flavors of trader joe’s peach mango orange juice, but the truth is

owenburnett :

Persepolis: The Story of a Childhood

soultobeloved:

“women in the rain” - marina abramović, balkan erotic epic

plasmasea:

NEW TUMBLR ‼️

@ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee @ectobee

I’ll be marginally active here and this blog won’t be deleted, I’m just in need of a fresh start per my ocd-infested brain

catch me there!

lazy-tentacles:

kyraspem:

lazy-tentacles:

helloitsbees:

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:…………..slippry like dolphin

two days later: no more slippery like dolphin, only prickly

me: O:>

Shark

No, sharks are also very smooth

this is the only good addition to this post

infinite-bag-of-boys :

BEHOLD! Every Balance arc (plus one Lunar Interlude)!! I’m so proud of these i wanna print them out and have them tattooed on my ass

[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited: x]
[Petals to the Metal: x]
[The Crystal Kingdom: x]
[The Eleventh Hour: x]
[The Suffering Game: x]
[Lunar Interlude V: x]
[The Stolen Century: x]
[Story and Song: x]

painted-whitebrick :

2D uses iPhones like a boomer

necrophagist:

There’s an excellent post going around that I’ll probably reblog once I get to desktop about how constant hyperawareness of the state of the world is actually a form of self harm and that people should learn to turn off and disengage.

Immediately after reading that post, the literal next post on my dash was a horrifically upsetting state-of-the-world post with the caption “don’t you DARE scroll past this”.

If we’re going to acknowledge how damaging constant awareness of the horrors of the world is, we also need to acknowledge the whole damn reblog guilting / reblog coercion thing and what a massive part it plays in compulsory hypervigilance. It is absurdly difficult if not impossible for a hell of a lot of people to feel okay with disengaging when they’re being heckled and guilted and judged in the reblog chain of a post for doing so.

mexicantransguy:

trenderjade:

sapphic-matriarchy:

imperatorkhaleesi:

rockerchicktravellinwidthedoctor:

moonisneveralone:

imperatorkhaleesi:

moonisneveralone:

imperatorkhaleesi:

imperatorkhaleesi:

So are we talking about the fact that ULTA is doing a Frida Kahlo makeup collection or nah

L O L

……did they Photoshop her unibrow?

They Photoshopped her fucking unibrow!!!!

I’m screaming the irony in the never apologise for who you are then making her lighter and photoshooting her brow so it could be mistaken as a shadow

Also I’m pretty sure she was anti capitalism so the fact that they’re trying to sell stuff in her name is equal parts funny and disgusting

She was high key anti capitalism and fucking hated white people and Americans so the fact that her estate all the way sold her out to hawk some make up palettes is SENDING! ME!

Anyone who would buy this because they’re fan of Kahlo ain’t gonna get it because this represents everything she hated!!!

She hated capitalism, hated white people AND Big Time hated this kinda bullshit beauty standard, she would be LIVID this is SO disrespectful…

@sapphic-matriarchy​ is highlighted red 

Mexican here, Frida was a big time communist and she also hated the US because the government kicked her and her husband, Diego Rivera, for Rivera’s communist propaganda in a mural. Frida was also very proud of her nationality and of being a person of color, and made her unibrow and body Jaír very poignant in her paintings because she was proud of her appearance. The fact that they whitewashed her and erased her unibrow infuriates me so fucking much. Let us Mexicans look Mexican for Christ’s sake.

closet-keys :

closet-keys :

It really is disturbing how aggressively journalists use the passive voice in contexts that relieve perpetrators of violence of any shred of accountability

It reminds me of the break down of grammar on sexual violence transforming “Jack beats Jane” into “Jane is a battered woman” where by the end of it Jack isn’t even part of the situation at all and the harm inflicted is just part of Jane’s identity rather than something inflicted onto her by someone else. 

They took “Thomas Woodworth, a Captain at a for-profit ICE facility, drove his personal vehicle, a 2012 Chevy Silverado, over a crowd of Jewish people protesting ICE concentration camps” into “A van tried to drive through a group of protestors.” By the end of it, Woodworth isn’t even mentioned– a van driving (itself?) into a group of people is just something that happens to protestors, it’s just something that happened, like a force of nature. 

Is there any way to more distance Woodworth from accountability for this act of violence? 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/07/14/the-curious-grammar-of-police-shootings/?noredirect=on

The curious grammar of police shootings