call me joe biden because i be farting
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I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FUCK WITH ME AND WE’LL BOTH GET CLOSED CASKET FUNERALS
wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???
you can do whatever you want forever
at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”
same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either
Stargazing with your lovers. Pointing out real constellations and sharing the myths about them to making up random constellations and creating new stories about those, stories that will soon become inside jokes among, stories to reminisce about when any of you are sad, and stories that you will change and develop together over time.
this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america
“In my friend, I find a second self.”
c.s. lewis / my best friend by the coral / alivia horsley / @billypotts / hanya yanagihara / ‘after party ll’ salman toor / the kids aren’t alright by fall out boy / a summer’s tale / lorde / hanya yanagihara / abed and troy (community) with a winnie the pooh quote @weelezzer / isabel norton