@hemaris

lambily :

Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world

me: holiday commercials are the fucking worst

my mom:

generalgrievousdatingsim :

coolghostdude :

generalgrievousdatingsim :

generalgrievousdatingsim :

you people with your “ships” and “fandoms”… on THIS blog we only argue about the things that REALLY matter

moss on wood

or

moss on stone

you’re the only intellectual on this post

acadieum :

ugh.. we vibin… 😳😳😳

HIM AGAIN

autistickonel:

wanted to do a character sketch of their current personalities since all my other ones recently have peter being far too not depressed

garrus :

Please look at teenage Garrus with his little backpack hugging his mommy

Please look at adult Garrus with his big backpack helping people

Question: It's a good thing to be proud of!! I'm happy 4 u bro
Answer:

thank you ❤❤❤

athenasdragon:

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

idk this is not a thing to be like “lmao please clap” about and that’s not what i’m trying to say at all, but i really drastically cut back on drinking alcohol over the past 4 months and to be real with you all i am, in fact, a little bit proud of that

like don’t think less of me (or do, i’m not the boss of you) but i’ve never made it through a work party without getting drunk as hell BUT TONIGHT i called it quits early and now i’m gonna drink tea and play stardew valley in bed and generally have a good and low key time instead of making an ass of myself

chobiwolf :

theweefreewomen :

hemaris :

something something good morning kisses

[ID: art of Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev, both looking sleepy. Juno has one hand against Peter’s face and is pressing a kiss to his lips. Juno is a black person with short wavy black hair, wearing a dark green jumper and matching nail varnish. Peter is an Asian man with short straight hair, wearing a grey t-shirt and holding a steaming mug. end ID.]

Does Peter have one of Juno’s old HCPD shirts on??? bc that’s unbearably adorable

he sure as hell does! 

Question: hi! is it cool to use your art as an icon if we give you credit in our bio? understandable if not!
Answer:

yeah, for sure!

Question: it was a dream so it didn’t make much sense... we were in the airport running to make a flight... we and our friends got turned away from a club but he sweet talked our way in (checks out)... he urgently told me he needed to borrow my earrings (?)... i think at one point i kissed his neck 😳 also now i’m laughing out loud trying to decide whether nureyev has chest hair. i feel like he’s too vain?
Answer:

OH THAT’S CUTE ACTUALLY… airport dreams are the worst and most stressful so i’m glad your subconscious threw a peter in there to cheer things up

Question: Well, what side of the Peter chest hair argument were you on? (Different anon)
Answer:

HHH I LEGIT don’t remember i only know everyone in my dream was THOROUGHLY upset with me

Question: i had a dream about peter nureyev last night i’m too embarrassed to tell anyone else
Answer:

OKAY BUT WAS IT A GOOD ONE? because i’ve only ever had one (1) dream that remotely had anything to do with nureyev and he wasn’t even really in it (i dreamt i got into a huge internet fight over whether or not he had chest hair)

plain-flavoured-english :

wild–mountain–thyme :

dickheaddutch :

oak23 :

anxietyproblem :

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

cassettefuturism87 :

retrodrome :

Famous sites re-imagined as anime style devices.

Artist: Sheng Lam - https://shenglam.artstation.com/

Fucking Cassette Futurism power over 9k!

i cooked myself a nice meal and then i spent twenty minutes picking out all the bok choy like a cranky toddler and honestly i can’t believe how ungrateful i am to ME

Question: physically i am fresh out of free printer pages for the semester but spiritually I am sitting on the floor surrounded by printed copies of your nureyev art just touching them all and crying a little bit
Answer:

HONESTLY HARD SAME except in my case instead of my nureyev art it’s both your art and fics

hotmeat89:

This post was made by people with no friends and family to cook for.

dankmemeuniversity:

decepsilon:

@consistenthero​ this is the realest callout because i DID initially want to tag this as “me? using a palette that does not immediately give everyone who lays eyes on it a migraine? it’s more likely than you think”

something something good morning kisses

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there :

Nasa spots mysterious heart-shaped craters on the surface of Mars.
“From Mars with love"

i got so used to being flat broke in my early 20s that any amount of money seemed like a lot, which is why i kinda went [john mulaney delta airlines voice] “ooookaaay” at the first offer my workplace made me

but today my manager pulled me aside and was like “i’ve requested for you to get a raise because your wage is significantly lower than that of the others at your skill level” which had legitimately never dawned on me because i had no money before and i have some money now and i didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth, i guess?

the moral of the story is normalize talking about/comparing your income with coworkers and peers because i doubt every company would be forward about this sort of thing

driflloon:

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

imp :

awsmstevie :

awsmstevie :

hana doodle 🌸

one more…. i forgot how fun it is to doodle in this style

i’m trying to draw but lizzy got me into stardew valley so now i’m sitting here like this is nice and all but PARSNIP… i could be harvesting little digital parsnips right now…