i think i lost you. the funny thing is that i don’t think i ever even had you.
I keep staring at myself because I’m looking for my soul
“All media should start having trigger warnings for graphic or upsetting content.”
You mean like these:
reblogging because I didn’t know these
are you serious theres people who dont know this
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
the gif is supposed to move…
This should do it! Have a break!
Okay smart stuff
Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs
Looks bad Reese’s
At least it loads
I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck
some serious shit is going down over here
“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?”
“Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”
Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”
“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”
“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”
“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“
It’s Bulbasaur blooming season
Lots of variety this year!
A late bloomer!
Water-lily Bulbasaur catching up on the latest gossip at the lake
Wow, looks like thing are getting serious between hibiscus and fuchsia!
this is pure and good
We were trained to fit better. To dumb down, slim down, shut up. To undo our personal catastrophes in quiet, with a delicate touch. To agree, to conceed, to cooperate. To flinch when we gave our names. To say everything with a look, to say nothing aloud, to pray for forgiveness rather than ask for permission.
We were trained to pocket the problems, to walk quicker, to drop our throats into whispers when we say what happened to her. We were not trained on how to help her, just how not to become her, a voiceless scream, a crime that belongs to nobody. To fit in by blending, by not being victim, by pretending not to feel weak.
We were trained to eat less where they could see, to collaborate, to look down, lie down, give up. To nurture, to accept responsibility for, to nurse wounds. To deliver the word “no” so delicately it is a leaf that barely breaks the water, to deliver our proudest achievements with a shame and humility that breaks us. To accept that our labor is cheap, that we are a polical debate, that we are not invited to discussions of our worth, of our bodies.
We are taught to sit still, to cross legs, to swallow our fists. We are taught to accept the one girl that fits into the movie. That we, as an audience, are too many, have tastes that are too specific, that we should be content with our romance movies, that we belong to a niche where at the end we see ourselves get married.
We learn to hate pink, resent flowers. Chew our way out of cages. We take back our kitchens for the knives, we wear high heels to church, we tap long fingers on hardwood. We learn to fix the tire, to play the game anyway, to cut our own castles, to write poems. We learn to use our fists, to not apologize so often. To eventually be abrupt, to be fierce, to be wild and proud of it.
We learn to be witch, to be a sandstorm, to be hellhound. To love to be bitch.
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are
because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment
No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!
- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here
- Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here
unga bunga vs whaddafuck
You know what? I’m not even going to bother censoring any names, this is the kind of shit that needs to be exposed. Skai Jackson is merely fourteen years old and grown men and women think they can harass her like this? And don’t give that bull that it doesn’t matter because she has money or dresses well, she is a CHILD, no adult should be focused on a little girl in such way.
If you think this is funny or justify it, I hope you never have children or go near them.