5, 12, 20 (disregarding post covid rn), 26, 33
5. Who overreacts the most? It could be Kyle in later seasons, but overall it’s Cartman. Part of the reason why he sabotaged himself that much was his hatred and alarm toward Kyle got the better of him, which led to self-destructing reaction to the slight chance that Kyle is messing with him.
When this question came to mind I thought of Kyle first, but after a while, my opinion leaned on Kyle being angry and want to stop Cartman is very reasonable. Who knows what Cartman might up to, how much of a wreck will it be? Kyle knows the answer, and bearing that knowledge lead him to stand against Cartman. Being the extremist he is, Cartman fooled me for a while that the chaos was the norm, it was Kyle who always be the party-pooper. However being extremist means he was very likely to overreact himself, which proved to be the case in many episodes, so yeah, def Cartman for me.
12. Who deserves more love? Gamer girl Bebe. As long as my time in the fandom, I usually encounter Bebe being portrayed as the stereotypical blond bombshell, which is fine, but I would love to see more sides of her. The List made her out to be a Machiavellian mastermind, owns a gun just to get the prettiest shoes in the mall? Go girlboss. Bebe also got the chance to shot Cartman, flipped him the bird so she pretty cool in the book for me. Funfact she killed Kenny twice on the show
20. Future jobs:
Kyle: lawyer for big corp dealing with tax, really good at tax evasion and money laundering/CIA agent/self-employed architect
Stan: marine biologist/park ranger/singer for a semi-famous rock band/vet. Animal right activist.
Kenny: Owns a occult showroom like the Mysteries Shack in Gravity Falls/does side research about dimensions.
Cartman: con man posing as wolf of wall street/cult leader/divorcee.
26. Who is the nicest in Stan’ group? Undeniably Kenny. Even though he doesnt want to, he would still do it for his friends (like in Going Native). Kenny loves his asshole friends very much, he was just a little bit dramatic expressing his affection.
33. Which SP character would be my SBF? Ideally Kenny, but I think I would hang out just fine with Craig too!