*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—
*remembers teenagers are on this site*
*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*
what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…
This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)
this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!
Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.
They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).
They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy.
It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff.
My dog would adore this!
The cactus will forgive you, doggo
the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will
wheres tbe rest of the essay op and how do we apply these lessons to the modern day
Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.
Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!
straight people ARE stinky
Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think
I love this
Y E S. FINALLY
AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths
today we will eat at deodorant
quit arguing marvel vs dc!!! we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.
There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong
okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right
If you haven’t seen
A gay wedding where instead of saying “I do” they hold up their phones and delete grindr
Wtf no this is stupid. Gay marriage should be treated just like straight marriage, it’s two people who love each other dearly joining in marriage. “I want to see to see two straight people marry and instead of saying I do they delete their Christian Mingle accounts” stop fetishizing gay marriage and gay couples
????? What hell
I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]
When they say ‘slight exaggerated’ they aren’t kidding. Here, just look to see that these are real honest to god places:
Yeah. That shit’s all REAL. You guys think the video’s amazing, check out the real deal.
I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE DID THIS POST
This is so beautiful, it brought tears to me eyes! I heard about this advertisement while I was at NWC, but I forgot to look it up. So lovely!
Oh man, dud, what?! Lmao, I though it was gonna be anothing country than America, but all that is in Oregon?! SIGH ME UP!
In one episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine, they talk about how trans people have it difficult in prison. In the very next episode the sentence “Nothing is more attractive in a woman than the clear absence of a penis” is uttered.
It’s almost like B99 is a show made by liberals for liberals and its progressiveness is entirely performative.
Just want to point out since the post kind of glosses over the fact that the last sentence is uttered ironically by a gay character who is trying to pass as straight to distract a guard at a women’s prison. The running joke is that he believes straight people are transphobic and homophobic, so when he tries to pretend to be one, he acts that way. The joke is, no one around him acts like what he’s saying is off, making further commentary on how transphobic and homophobic our society is.
tumblr taking things out of context to vilify something good? its more likely than you think
Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕
This Is Love 😍😍
Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.
“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.
In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN.
She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!
okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.
I AM SOOOO PROUD 😢😢👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Why I hate pedophiles
I hate pedophiles because when I was 10 a man asked for my number at a roller skating rink. When I told him my age the only response that he had was “and?”.
I hate pedophiles because when she was twelve my friend got pulled on to the lap of a grown man and groped while she was at the beach.
I hate pedophiles because my neighbor got raped at eight years old by someone who was 17.
I hate pedophiles because my friends are now scared to use this website because of them.
They don’t deserve a special name.
They don’t deserve a “safe space”.
They need to fuck off or get help.