some (of my favourite) exhibits in the archaeological museum of thessaloniki, greece ✨
what’s gender? all i do is paint nails black, drink dr pepper, and listen to funnee podcast
*resurfaces from my cave* am still besbian
so once upon a time, we were watching a doc on the industrial revolution in my world history class. it’s early so i’m not really paying attention. then, the narrator says something about john brown and i’m like “the abolitionist guy? what’s he doing in the industrial revolution?”. but then,, it is not the jesus abolitionist guy. i look up to find this on the screen:
i mean,, look at his NOSTRILS!! of course i start dying. it is just…….. such a good portrait……
but then i realised that it looks almost like a familiar filter has been put on him. so without further ado, here are some assorted historical hotties, industrialist john brownified.
peter the great, tsar of russia (aka my bf)
catherine the great, tsarina of russia (aka my gf)
louis xiv, king of france, sun king, etc. ( @thekaaazman , reincarnated)
emperor akbar of the mughal empire (the emperor we all need but don’t deserve)
voltaire, enlightenment philosophe (aka young veezy and @scentedlemonsoap ‘s bf [wow he really had it done to him by that filter])
emperor trajan (big tittied bf)
and lastly, for my dear friend @gasstationlocal
wiiiliAm teeeeEcumsEh shErmaaaaaaan
*taps my kingly scepter on the ground* bring out my mutuals. I wish to see them. *a vassal brings in a huge bag and dumps hundreds of frogs onto the ground*
me when i’m the frog king of 17th century russia
Ten and Donna’s single shared braincell moments are all well and good and I DO love them but what makes me go absolutely fuckin apeshitt over them e v e r y time is those moments where it’s like
Ten, after Going Through It: :l
*vine voice* is this allowed????
hmm what if i bought fangs and elf ears and wore them all the time just to scare away the heteros
On this day: September 9, 9 CE
Battle of the Teutoburg Forest: an alliance of Germanic tribes, led by Arminius, ambushed and decisively destroyed three Roman legions and their auxiliaries, led by Publius Quinctilius Varus. Historians have generally regarded Arminius’ victory over Varus as “Rome’s greatest defeat”.
hey quick question why are some advertisements like “i like this fuckin think so fuckin much and what are you gonna do about it huh, pussy? look at me and the eyes and tell me you don’t see a man who will kill you without a second thought if you even think about telling me i’m wrong for liking this peanut butter i’ll fuckin crazy murder kill you bucko”? like okay it’s alright for you to like that peanut butter small child
outlook on being gifted when you’re 6: cool so i’m smart i guess! that explains why i get the highest grades in the class and finish all my homework early!
outlook on being gifted when you’re 16: i decided taking 5 AP classes would be a good idea for some reason and i’ve had a high grade fever for the past 2 days but if i miss school i’ll be drowning in make-up work and i was supposed to have finished reading that book for class last week and i have 3 assignments due tomorrow but i’m just laying in bed staring at the wall
latin fact #1: the letter v in latin is pronounced like the letter w in english. as such, the latin word for hello, salve, would be pronounced sal-weh
latin fact #2: there’s a quote from vergil’s aeneid, one of the most famous works of latin literature, that includes the phrase nunc morere, which is basically the latin way of saying “then perish”
latin fact #3: thanks to latin pronunciation rules, you could totally make a hewwo mr obama meme in latin using a quote from one of the most influential poems of the ancient world
look if i’m gonna be cursed with this knowledge i’m gonna curse y’all with it too
s-salve quod aliquis??
lente implet cum aqua*
s-salve obsecro aliquis auxilium mihi s-salve!!!
Obama: *potes sentire superficiem vix tactus apud te*
n-nonnonnon salve!! salve! auxilium mihi!!
Obama: Deus rreliqua vostrum anima
salve! mulier quid faciens haec salve!! auxilium mihi obsecro
M-mr Obama quī vos salve! obsecro mihi obsecro videri in paulum angustiae mr Obama salve s-salve
obsecro mr Obama obsecro salvare mihi facere non velle morietur
s-salve mr Obama es etiam ibi
M-mr Obama obsecro submerso s-salve timeo
ero facite aliquis quia vos mr obama obsecro auxilium
aliquis quia vos mr obama :3
Obama: nunc morere
u ever hear men say something so fundamentally male that it literally punches you in the chest and steals all of your money