why am I awake!
like I get why you can’t take another position if you cancel a sub job last minute but like …sometimes you can’t do elementary full day but would still be able to do middle school or a half day
One of my favorite online cartoonists, Kate Beaton (of Hark! A Vagrant), had a cartoon of hers published in The New Yorker last week! I’m very thrilled for her, and thought I’d share it here too since it’s a pretty fantastic example of her work.
so I’m picking my brother and sister in law up from the airport today and they were supposed to land at like 6 but they missed their flight and are now getting in at 12:50 and when they asked at like 4:00 I was like yeah no worries I gotcha but now it’s 9:37 and I’m like oh I should not have said that this is bad
“Isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt’?”
“Nope. Other way round. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.”
“God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.”
Tina Landau did for Nickelodeon what Julie Taymor did for Disney
oh no they made the sponge twunk flex in the opening and it was hot
This looks very different from the bootleg I didn’t remember I watched until just now
Tina said gay rights literally at the very start of spongebob
the fact that marriage story is based on the director’s life and previous marriage to Jennifer Jason Leigh whom he left in the midst of her pregnancy for the younger Greta Gerwig yet the character he based on himself is depicted as a good father.
If you don’t want to pick up big dog turds don’t have a big dog!!!