TODAY’S AUGUST 26TH. YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG TODAY.
Have to reblog
wonderful news!! it just so happens to also be a lovely time to do a loud bone chilling screeeeeeeeeeech
I misread this. I thought it said screech. That’s really hard to explain.
you!!! you readin this!!!! right now is just a lovely time to do a streeeeeeeeetch
The entire café stopped and looked at me. 10/10 would do again.
Beginning last summer Twitter user @fuguhitman began illustrating his personal backlog of bird-bread puns. His first starchy birb was the Sparroll and he claims to have at least 20 to work through. With 9 completed thus far, we have one question for him: why did you wait so long to share these works of punny goodness with the world?
Rebloging because everyone needs cuteness today
Hello hoomans. You’re all terrible slaves.