The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
one thing that is sort of important to me and also makes me happy is when people remember that xue yang is smart. and not just like…scheming smart, like, reconstructing the work of a genius from bits of notes smart. demonic cultivation prodigy smart. boy isn’t just a feral gremlin (though he is that). I think people (in universe and sometimes out of universe!) see him as an animal (a bastard worse than a beast) and he plays into that more often than not.
but when it comes down to it, while he’s impulsive as hell and doesn’t (bother to) have a filter, that’s not even a little accurate.
Allow me to point at this and yell, because yes, boy is a genius, boy is a prodigy, boy was brought in by the two mightiest clans in the world, one after another, for a reason. And that reason is brilliance.
Me: Wangxian married with a son *cries*
Danmei bitches will show you a character and be like ‘that’s my liddol baby’ and the ‘liddol baby’ is either a mass murderer, war criminal, eligible for senior citizen discount coffee at McDonald’s or god forbid, all three of them
Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.
Yep! My dad was in the Coast Guard during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era and one thing he mentioned was gay and lesbian service members marrying each other both for mutual bearding, and because married people got better housing.
Additionally my grandmother married one of her guy friends because her job offered dental insurance to employees and spouses and he needed some dental work done. They got married, processed the paperwork, got his dental problems fixed, made sure all the insurance payments went through, and divorced.
Two people getting married for the benefits has been going on as long as we’ve had benefits to marriage, and if two women doing it is homophobic then I guess someone’s going to have to tell my grandmother she was heterophobic.
heck yeah people marry your best friend save money
friendship ended with jiang cheng now wei wuxian has two (2) best friends who will learn memes for him
(jiang cheng refuses to have a bestie)
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God knows I love Jiang Yanli but the soup drama in the Untamed gets funnier every time, especially from Lan Wangji’s POV, like
oh wei ying’s family is in trouble, this might be a point of concern
oh. it’s … soup drama. no concern about this is required whatsoever. literally turns and walks out immediately.
it was soup drama???
fine. FINE. i’ve never cared about anything less in my entire life than this heterosexual soup drama but apparently you care TREMENDOUSLY, so that’s! fine! can we please leave now! i have contact embarrassment on behalf of everybody, especially you!
AU where NMJ is pining for Meng Yao and everyone in Qinghe knows this, but they also know that NMJ would never promote someone just bc he was has a crush on them, and the Nies get so mad whenever anyone suggests that meng yao slept with NMJ. like how dare they? NMJ would never abuse his position like that
But Meng Yao doesnt know about any of this. He thinks NMJ is just Like That with people who arent his family bc the only other person he’s seen him interact with is LXC (my 3zun agenda is here lol)
So poor boy thinks everyone in qinghe hates him bc they look so angry whenever anyone implies that Meng Yao is just like his mom, but they’re glaring bc how could they be sleeping together, their poor sect leader is too afraid of making meng yao uncomfortable and so he just pines from afar, and now they all just feel bad for him lol
And maybe Meng Yao gets cornered by Huaisang and Nie Zonghui and hes just like Ah Fuck theyre mad at me for ruining NMJ’s reputation and they’re going to kill me and make it look like an accident, but Huaisang is just like “bro please. Please flirt with my da-ge and put us all out of our misery. If he pines any harder im going to lose my mind”
Lol maybe after a while the Lans visit the unclean realm and Wangji sees his xiongzhang looking sadly at his two crushes bc NMJ and Meng Yao have started to get their shit together, and so of course lwj has to do something. Poor boy goes to NHs for advice (they’re friends here, please work with me) and they come up with a Plan
NHS takes Xichen to see his birds, and Wangji corners NMJ and Meng Yao on their date and just stares at them blank faced and goes “da-ge how could you be so cruel to my xiongzhang, you know he likes you both, you could have let him down easy”. He’s just staring at them expressionless, but NMJ is instantly swayed bc how could he not be, meng yao look at his puppy dog eyes and his innocent face!! (Meng Yao is thoroughly confused by this but he doesn’t know the nuances on wangji’s microexpressions like da-ge does)
So obvs 3zun has their little confession scene, nmj is bawling the whole time bc he hurt xichen!! And lxc also starts crying bc he’s a sympathetic crier lmao while meng yao is like how am i dating not one but two crybabies
(Eventually he figures how two deal with his two crybaby partners, which is great bc years later he is able to help NHS with his Jiang Cheng lol)
So ANYWAY all im saying is 3zun endgame😌
The youngest clan leader, who rebuilt Lotus Pier on his own. I admire you very much.
#God I need to write something on them because #JGY could just get under JC’s skin by giving him genuine compliments in a condescending tone and it would WORK SO WELL #JGY: Wow that was such a good idea Jiang-zongzhu :) #JC: [teeth gritted] Cut it out #JGY: What? You’re just doing ~*so*~ well I wanted to let you know :)) #JC: Shut u p #JGY: Is there something w r o n g with me recognizing your p r o w e s s and your ability to g o v e r n effectively? #You’re s u c h an inspiration truly building your Sect out of nothing :) I truly admire your drive :)) #JC: [silent fuming] #JGY: 😊😊😉 #Cause I legit think he means it #But he knows Jiang CHENG doesn’t believe it so he’s like 😈 (endlessly entertaining tags from @guqin-and-flute)